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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Feb 19, 2014 7:50 PM
but my buddy is a minister and i see him comment on this kids facebook page, and this kid is weird as fuck.

Here's some treasures

"Its all good just wait until grandma and granddad leave this house rosary prayer is said and worked i felt it your leaving for good i dont live for satan anymore and i dont fear you at all you can freeze my upstairs and make it cold up here point is god is making you leave here real soon"

"satan loves ignorance he takes the smart and makes them mind less slaves just because you let that thing inside you try and suck up all living things i wont let you no not again satan"

"I got it imma draw jack jack and guss and im not adding lucifer the cat because anything named after the devil would be a bad idea to put in something im doing for others pluss less things for me to worry about"
Feb 19, 2014 7:50pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Feb 19, 2014 10:21 PM
ccrunner609;1582560 wrote:first
Congrats. If this were a competition, you'd win $20.
Feb 19, 2014 10:21pm
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Ironman92

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Feb 19, 2014 10:35 PM
Sounds very very weird

Back around 1990 a cult-like Texas preacher came back home to SE Ohio and after he got it going this church did the craziest stuff. On our local cable channel he had a televised boxing match with the devil. Lol

Reading your post reminded me of how some of them talked.
Feb 19, 2014 10:35pm
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Kosh B'Gosh

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Feb 19, 2014 11:17 PM
I only trust the snake handlers.
Feb 19, 2014 11:17pm
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Wally

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Feb 20, 2014 6:27 AM
With proper grammar and punctuation it "might" make sense.
Feb 20, 2014 6:27am
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vball10set

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Feb 20, 2014 7:41 AM
I think it might be time to find a new buddy ;)
Feb 20, 2014 7:41am
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justincredible

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Feb 20, 2014 8:15 AM
Feb 20, 2014 8:15am
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Mohican00

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Feb 20, 2014 8:17 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1582508 wrote:but my buddy is a minister and i see him comment on this kids facebook page, and this kid is weird as fuck.

Here's some treasures

"Its all good just wait until grandma and granddad leave this house rosary prayer is said and worked i felt it your leaving for good i dont live for satan anymore and i dont fear you at all you can freeze my upstairs and make it cold up here point is god is making you leave here real soon"

"satan loves ignorance he takes the smart and makes them mind less slaves just because you let that thing inside you try and suck up all living things i wont let you no not again satan"

"I got it imma draw jack jack and guss and im not adding lucifer the cat because anything named after the devil would be a bad idea to put in something im doing for others pluss less things for me to worry about"
to clarify....is this your friend posting this or the weird kid?
Feb 20, 2014 8:17am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Feb 20, 2014 8:50 AM
Mohican00;1582629 wrote:to clarify....is this your friend posting this or the weird kid?

My friend is the minister. He posts on this weird kids page, usually encouraging comments.
The weird kid that goes to his church is posting the quotes.
Feb 20, 2014 8:50am
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Mohican00

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Feb 20, 2014 8:56 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1582640 wrote:The weird kid that goes to his church is posting the quotes.
ok, I think a few people missed that
Feb 20, 2014 8:56am
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Feb 20, 2014 9:07 AM
Mohican00;1582641 wrote:ok, I think a few people missed that

I sure did, thanks for the clarification!
Feb 20, 2014 9:07am
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ernest_t_bass

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Feb 20, 2014 9:13 AM
Those are the comments your minister "buddy" wrote?
Feb 20, 2014 9:13am
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ernest_t_bass

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Feb 20, 2014 9:16 AM
ernest_t_bass;1582646 wrote:Those are the comments your minister "buddy" wrote?
Feb 20, 2014 9:16am
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Belly35

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Feb 20, 2014 9:45 AM
Question is he a real Minister? With a past history of a church ministry, seminary trained and church affiliated certified or just him proclaiming to be a Minister?
Feb 20, 2014 9:45am
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TedSheckler

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Feb 20, 2014 9:47 AM
What does that matter? If he's a real minister, it's not weird?
Feb 20, 2014 9:47am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Feb 20, 2014 11:05 AM
Belly35;1582663 wrote:Question is he a real Minister?
no i think he's a fake minister.
Feb 20, 2014 11:05am
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Belly35

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Feb 20, 2014 11:11 AM
Those self proclaimed minister are alway a few bricks short of a full load....
Feb 20, 2014 11:11am
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OSH

Kosh B'Gosh

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Feb 20, 2014 11:24 AM
Belly35;1582693 wrote:Those self proclaimed minister are alway a few bricks short of a full load....
Because ministers that are seminary trained don't have issues? A minister with a church affiliation is always a sure thing too.

Glad that is clear...phew!
Feb 20, 2014 11:24am
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MontyBrunswick

Feb 20, 2014 12:28 PM
Belly35;1582693 wrote:Those self proclaimed minister are alway a few bricks short of a full load....
Religious people are always a few bricks short of a full load.
Feb 20, 2014 12:28pm
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Belly35

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Feb 20, 2014 12:46 PM
OSH;1582701 wrote:Because ministers that are seminary trained don't have issues? A minister with a church affiliation is always a sure thing too.

Glad that is clear...phew!
Nothing a sure thing but seminary helps weed out fruitcakes
Feb 20, 2014 12:46pm
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Heretic

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Feb 20, 2014 12:52 PM
Fruitcakes gone, molesters remain.
Feb 20, 2014 12:52pm
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jmog

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Feb 20, 2014 3:18 PM
dlazz;1582731 wrote:Religious people are always a few bricks short of a full load.
Atheists are always a few bricks short of a full load. See, we can all play this game.
Feb 20, 2014 3:18pm
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Belly35

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Feb 20, 2014 3:28 PM
Atheists have no bricks or load.
Feb 20, 2014 3:28pm
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Feb 20, 2014 3:36 PM
Athiest Don't Have No Songs.

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Feb 20, 2014 3:36pm
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Zombaypirate

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Feb 20, 2014 4:16 PM
Perhaps religion should be banned?
Feb 20, 2014 4:16pm