Mock Meet the Parents Scenario

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hasbeen
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Dec 30, 2009 9:35pm
might bring some laughs

me: knock knock
: you: answer. oh hey
: me: hey
: you: hey this is my dad
: *firm handshake*
you: this is brett
dad: yeah i think ive seen you at a few tournaments
me: yeah I help out while im not saving children from abusive families and aids.
you: yeah he's a real helper
dad: so you're a coach?
me: not really. more of a volunteer. only when im home from school. i was an "official" coach after i graduated
dad: when did you graduate?
me: back in 07
dad: oh really, so how old are you?
me: 21..
*awkward silence*
me: how about the 80s eh?
you: looks puzzeled (thinks what were the 80s?)
dad: *stares at me*
me: i was actually only there for barely over a year, not a big deal.
you: well we should get going
dad: hold on just one second, what kinda car do you have?
me: 99 alero
dad: how long have you had your license?
me: since kait was in elementary i believe
dad: oh really...ever had any citations?
me: have never been caught sir
kait: we're going to be late dad!
dad: ever seen a 1911 pistol?
me: yeah
dad: if you see mine, you made a mistake. bring her home by 1045
me: but the movie doesn't start until 1020 and that's just the credits
dad: guess you'll just have to miss some of it.
me: got it. no problem at all.
*walk out door*
me: overall i think that went pretty well
you: SMH
/the end
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Lovejoy1984
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Dec 30, 2009 9:44pm
Que?
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darbypitcher22
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Dec 30, 2009 9:48pm
Somehow knowing you I don't think this is a mock situation....
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LJ
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Dec 30, 2009 9:53pm
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ernest_t_bass
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Dec 30, 2009 10:35pm
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2quik4u
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Dec 30, 2009 11:47pm
the fuck?
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Be Nice
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Dec 30, 2009 11:59pm
^...is that a pic of Shawn Penn from the movie Mandango?
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redfalcon
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Dec 31, 2009 12:09am
how old is this girl?
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hasbeen
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Dec 31, 2009 12:59am
darbypitcher22 wrote: Somehow knowing you I don't think this is a mock situation....
lol. not exact quotes.
redfalcon wrote: how old is this girl?
she colors inside the lines.
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redfalcon
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Dec 31, 2009 1:04am
pnhasbeen wrote:
darbypitcher22 wrote: Somehow knowing you I don't think this is a mock situation....
lol. not exact quotes.
redfalcon wrote: how old is this girl?
she colors inside the lines.
I see this one of two ways. Either she is under 18, in which case why in the hell are you going out with her, or she is over 18, in which case why in the hell is the dad imposing a curfew like that and why in the hell is she going along with it. But by your response, I am assuming it is the first one.
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hasbeen
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Dec 31, 2009 1:11am
redfalcon wrote:
pnhasbeen wrote:
darbypitcher22 wrote: Somehow knowing you I don't think this is a mock situation....
lol. not exact quotes.
redfalcon wrote: how old is this girl?
she colors inside the lines.
I see this one of two ways. Either she is under 18, in which case why in the hell are you going out with her, or she is over 18, in which case why in the hell is the dad imposing a curfew like that and why in the hell is she going along with it. But by your response, I am assuming it is the first one.
She turns 18 in I believe 63 hours or so lol. I've known her for a while. And all parents are different I guess. And I haven't 21 too long. 3ish years isn't big in my mind.
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redfalcon
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Dec 31, 2009 1:15am
So wait 63 hours. I take it she is in high school still?
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2quik4u
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Dec 31, 2009 1:20am
pnhasbeen wrote:
redfalcon wrote:
pnhasbeen wrote:
darbypitcher22 wrote: Somehow knowing you I don't think this is a mock situation....
lol. not exact quotes.
redfalcon wrote: how old is this girl?
she colors inside the lines.
I see this one of two ways. Either she is under 18, in which case why in the hell are you going out with her, or she is over 18, in which case why in the hell is the dad imposing a curfew like that and why in the hell is she going along with it. But by your response, I am assuming it is the first one.
She turns 18 in I believe 63 hours or so lol. I've known her for a while. And all parents are different I guess. And I haven't 21 too long. 3ish years isn't big in my mind.
There is a big difference between a 18 year old and 21 year old. There isn't a big difference between a 30 year old and 33 year old
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hasbeen
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Dec 31, 2009 1:24am
redfalcon wrote: So wait 63 hours. I take it she is in high school still?
Lol. I ain't fuckin' her. Just hanging out fellas.
2quik4u wrote:

There is a big difference between a 18 year old and 21 year old. There isn't a big difference between a 30 year old and 33 year old
Wouldn't that be considered more a matter of opinion?
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2quik4u
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Dec 31, 2009 1:31am
pnhasbeen wrote:
redfalcon wrote: So wait 63 hours. I take it she is in high school still?
Lol. I ain't fuckin' her. Just hanging out fellas.
2quik4u wrote:

There is a big difference between a 18 year old and 21 year old. There isn't a big difference between a 30 year old and 33 year old

Wouldn't that be considered more a matter of opinion?
Sure but I bet a majority of people feel that way.
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hasbeen
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Dec 31, 2009 1:33am
2quik4u wrote:
pnhasbeen wrote:
redfalcon wrote: So wait 63 hours. I take it she is in high school still?
Lol. I ain't fuckin' her. Just hanging out fellas.
2quik4u wrote:

There is a big difference between a 18 year old and 21 year old. There isn't a big difference between a 30 year old and 33 year old

Wouldn't that be considered more a matter of opinion?
Sure but I bet a majority of people feel that way.
I guess. You can turn it a lot of ways. I don't see a problem with hanging out with her. The scenario is exaggerated quite a bit. Her dad actually knows who I am prior; I coach her brother. I just like to make things more interesting when I type.
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2quik4u
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Dec 31, 2009 1:40am
Do what you gotta do
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CenterBHSFan
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Dec 31, 2009 9:09am
redfalcon wrote:or she is over 18, in which case why in the hell is the dad imposing a curfew like that and why in the hell is she going along with it.

That ain't nothing unusual, I guess.

When I was 18 and out of high school, I still wasn't allowed to stay out after midnight. Not as long as I was living with my mom. Her house, her rules, and that's just the way it was.
Lots of parents out there like that.

BTW, I could get into enough trouble way before midnight back then, lol
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ernest_t_bass
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Dec 31, 2009 9:18am
CenterBHSFan wrote:That ain't nothing unusual, I guess.

When I was 18 and out of high school, I still wasn't allowed to stay out after midnight. Not as long as I was living with my mom. Her house, her rules, and that's just the way it was.
Lots of parents out there like that.

BTW, I could get into enough trouble way before midnight back then, lol
While I was in college, I still had rules at home. The older I got, they became "expectations." I really had no argument for my parents until I finally cut myself (financially) loose. As long as you got parents paying for something, they're in control.
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jmog
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Dec 31, 2009 9:22am
So most people are ok with an senior in HS dating a freshmen (3 years) when its 17 to 14 or 18 to 15, but 21 to 18 is not ok?

Give me a break, 21 to 18 is fine and about the most I'd be "ok" with if I was the dad of the girl.

Of course, I'd threaten him within an inch of his live if he got her any alcohol.
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power i
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Dec 31, 2009 9:43am
No way in hell is my still 17 year old high school daughter dating a 21 year old, nor would my 21 year old son date a 17 year old high school girl. Way too much difference at those ages.
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jmog
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Dec 31, 2009 9:48am
power i wrote: No way in hell is my still 17 year old high school daughter dating a 21 year old, nor would my 21 year old son date a 17 year old high school girl. Way too much difference at those ages.
Would your 14 year old freshmen be allowed to date a 17 year old senior?
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power i
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Dec 31, 2009 9:50am
Nope.
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darbypitcher22
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Dec 31, 2009 12:01pm
Just wait.... once that 63 hours is up he'll be droppin the poonhammer for sure
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2quik4u
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Dec 31, 2009 2:58pm
jmog wrote: So most people are ok with an senior in HS dating a freshmen (3 years) when its 17 to 14 or 18 to 15, but 21 to 18 is not ok?

Give me a break, 21 to 18 is fine and about the most I'd be "ok" with if I was the dad of the girl.

Of course, I'd threaten him within an inch of his live if he got her any alcohol.
One is in high school, the other in college big difference