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SnotBubbles

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Feb 5, 2014 9:52 AM
Let the motherfucker burn...
A Florida man was charged with arson after he allegedly set fire to his Tampa apartment complex because the management company warned him to stop masturbating in front of his open windows, according to police
Kenneth Haskins is GOAT



Story: http://www.ibtimes.com/kenneth-haskins-arrested-florida-man-allegedly-set-fire-tampa-apartment-building-because-management
Feb 5, 2014 9:52am
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vdubb96

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Feb 5, 2014 9:59 AM
My day is now ruined after seeing that fool.
Feb 5, 2014 9:59am
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Mohican00

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Feb 5, 2014 10:07 AM
I'll one up you

"Gregory Matthew Bruni, of the great state of Florida, allegedly showed up on the roof of a couple's home before jumping down, punching the man, and running into the house where he pooped, masturbated, and drank the contents of the vacuum cleaner."



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/23/gregory-matthew-bruni-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.html
Feb 5, 2014 10:07am
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SnotBubbles

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Feb 5, 2014 10:31 AM
^^^
Haha. Wow.

That guy doesn't have the disfigurement going for him though.
Feb 5, 2014 10:31am
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mcburg93

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Feb 5, 2014 12:08 PM
WTF is wrong with people.
Feb 5, 2014 12:08pm
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SnotBubbles

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Feb 5, 2014 1:06 PM
mcburg93;1576669 wrote:WTF is wrong with people.
It's just some minor deformities. Chill out dude, quit being so disrespectful.
Feb 5, 2014 1:06pm
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Mohican00

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Feb 5, 2014 1:36 PM
SnotBubbles;1576714 wrote:It's just some minor deformities. Chill out dude, quit being so disrespectful.
I was curious so I looked it up. He tried taking his life with a shotgun.

Unfortunately, those small gauges don't always do the trick
Feb 5, 2014 1:36pm
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gut

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Feb 5, 2014 1:43 PM
That pic is real?!? I assumed someone photoshopped it to be funny (no, I didn't click on the article link)
Feb 5, 2014 1:43pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Feb 5, 2014 3:15 PM
ccrunner609;1576763 wrote:he should try again
you should try - ask snot for tips.
Feb 5, 2014 3:15pm
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SportsAndLady

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Feb 5, 2014 3:30 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1576804 wrote:you should try - ask snot for tips.
Hopefully he pays his entry fee before doing it.
Feb 5, 2014 3:30pm
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Tigerfan00

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Feb 5, 2014 5:42 PM
ccrunner609;1576763 wrote:he should try again
$20 more would've got him a better gun.

See what happens when you're a cheap ass.
Feb 5, 2014 5:42pm
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SnotBubbles

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Feb 7, 2014 8:01 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1576804 wrote:you should try - ask snot for tips.
Feb 7, 2014 8:01am
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Heretic

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Feb 7, 2014 10:45 AM
Mohican00;1576729 wrote:I was curious so I looked it up. He tried taking his life with a shotgun.

Unfortunately, those small gauges don't always do the trick
He should try to get in with some movie people now. As long as people want to keep cranking out low-budget sequels to Wrong Turn, he'll be good.
Feb 7, 2014 10:45am