Jared Lorenzen - aka, Round Mound of Touchdown - Returns

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Feb 4, 2014 4:18pm
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Feb 4, 2014 4:20pm
Gives hope to all armchair QBs out there!

Good for him still gets to play the game he loves but it's funny watching an O lineman under center.
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Feb 4, 2014 4:23pm
Hefty lefty

He has a SB ring. What a country.
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Feb 4, 2014 4:25pm
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Feb 4, 2014 4:28pm
Commander of Awesome;1576351 wrote:Hefty lefty

He has a SB ring. What a country.
makes him a better qb than Marino then..........
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Feb 4, 2014 4:53pm
Damn, he makes Axl Rose look svelte...and how the hell do you tackle him! :confused:
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Feb 4, 2014 5:12pm
One of my buddies from school played flag football against him in Cincinnati....he said you hear he ball buzz by your head.
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Feb 4, 2014 5:21pm
He looks to be half asleep, or drunk in that picture.
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Feb 4, 2014 5:53pm
HighRoller74;1576372 wrote:He looks to be half asleep, or drunk in that picture.
Probably day dreaming about the chicken and waffles dinner he'll be eating later.
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Feb 4, 2014 5:54pm
https://vine.co/v/MaaQAJE2m69

Crazy how well he moves for being at least 350, lol.
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Feb 4, 2014 6:58pm
350 looks extremely conservative.
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Feb 4, 2014 8:01pm
Get some exercise you fat fuck.
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Feb 4, 2014 9:38pm
One of the best QB arms ever, according to some. I'm thinking if he could've kept his weight under control, he would definitely have a job in the NFL. Possibly a starter. For a few years in New York, he seemed to maybe have a future somewhere.
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Feb 4, 2014 10:40pm
Azubuike24;1576523 wrote:One of the best QB arms ever, according to some. I'm thinking if he could've kept his weight under control, he would definitely have a job in the NFL. Possibly a starter. For a few years in New York, he seemed to maybe have a future somewhere.
Ever
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Feb 4, 2014 10:47pm
Yes, one of the top 5 arms in the history of the world
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Feb 5, 2014 9:21am
Azubuike24;1576542 wrote:Yes, one of the top 5 arms in the history of the world
He's 5th, right behind Kim Jong-Il.
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Feb 5, 2014 12:32pm
Top 26
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Feb 5, 2014 3:51pm
Browns could use him.
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Feb 5, 2014 9:16pm
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Feb 5, 2014 9:25pm
That video definitely proves top 5 arm. Lol he could hardly throw 5 yards.
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Feb 5, 2014 9:34pm
20$ can get you two tickets to a game.
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Feb 5, 2014 9:36pm
ccrunner609;1576957 wrote:he doesn't throw one spiral and steps with his wrong foot.
Sounds like Joey Votto
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Feb 5, 2014 10:04pm
Azubuike24;1576523 wrote:One of the best QB arms ever, according to some. I'm thinking if he could've kept his weight under control, he would definitely have a job in the NFL. Possibly a starter. For a few years in New York, he seemed to maybe have a future somewhere.
Spoken like a true UK fan. :)
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Feb 9, 2014 8:25pm
Unfortunately, Jared broke his Tibia in a game today. Most likely ends his career. That's a year long injury...
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Feb 9, 2014 9:12pm
Especially at 700 pounds.