Miss OhioChatter 2014 - Round 1 (5 VS 12)

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Jan 31, 2014 7:25am
Vote for one in each match-up.

Link to current bracket: <a href="http://www.bracketmaker.com/tlist.cfm?tid=450909">Miss Ohio Chatter 2014</a>

Poll ends in 24 hours.

#5 Jessica Alba VS #12 Jessica Simpson
#5 Julianne Hough VS #12 Isla Fisher
#5 Adriana Lima VS #12 Salma Hayak
#5 Megan Fox VS #12 Mariah Carey

JESSICA ALBA


JESSICA SIMPSON (trying to show a fair portrayal with this photo)


JULIANNE HOUGH


ISLA FISHER


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SnotBubbles
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Jan 31, 2014 7:26am
ADRIANA LIMA


SALMA HAYEK


MEGAN FOX


MARIAH CAREY
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Jan 31, 2014 7:32am
My votes: Alba, Fisher, Lima, Fox

If Jessica Simpson doesn't do well this year, we will remove her. Don't know how many of you like chubby chicks though, so we gave her another go.
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vball10set
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Jan 31, 2014 7:36am
Chalk
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Jan 31, 2014 7:42am
vball10set;1574635 wrote:Chalk
The hell does chalk mean?
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Jan 31, 2014 7:44am
Mohican00;1574636 wrote:The hell does chalk mean?
top seeds
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Jan 31, 2014 7:45am
Alba, Fisher, Lima, and Fox.

Carey's ***** is probably like the Holland Tunnel. Another weak set, IMO.

Brie > field.
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Jan 31, 2014 7:55am
Alba, Hough, Hayak, and Fox
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Jan 31, 2014 9:03am
Raw Dawgin' it;1574638 wrote:Another weak set, IMO.
Early rounds typically are. It will get better next week.
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Jan 31, 2014 9:30am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2549083/Jessica-Simpson-shows-stunning-swimsuit-figure-dramatic-weight-loss.html

Actually Jessica Simpson came out in public just a couple days ago looking very similar to the first picture of her.


Heres is a link to some new pictures. I think she looks pretty damn good again.
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Jan 31, 2014 10:00am
Alba, fisher,Lima, fox
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Jan 31, 2014 10:04am
sportchampps;1574673 wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2549083/Jessica-Simpson-shows-stunning-swimsuit-figure-dramatic-weight-loss.html

Actually Jessica Simpson came out in public just a couple days ago looking very similar to the first picture of her.


Heres is a link to some new pictures. I think she looks pretty damn good again.




MUCH better. However, I just saw some stupid commercial with her in it and she was still looking like the 2nd picture. She must have lost the weight after they filmed that.
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Jan 31, 2014 10:06am
Here. http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7fI7/weight-watchers-simple-start-featuring-jessica-simpson

Not quite AS chubby as the above photo...but still thick in the hips.

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Jan 31, 2014 10:07am
I'd fuck the fat her though. So I don't know why I'm even point it out.
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gut
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Jan 31, 2014 10:16am
I can't believe Alba is only a #5 seed....
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Jan 31, 2014 10:17am
Jessica Simpson on January 7th:



She looks great...especially for someone who had two kids in 13 months.
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vball10set
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Jan 31, 2014 10:17am
Still doesn't change my mind...

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Jan 31, 2014 10:22am
vball10set;1574709 wrote:Still doesn't change my mind...
Exactly. This is a blowout...as it should be.
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Jan 31, 2014 10:24am
Not trying to change anyone's mind. Just showing a current pic of her.
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Jan 31, 2014 11:25am
I would have voted Salma Hayak, but she's almost 50 for cryin' out loud. So I went Lima. Hardest choice thus far in the bracket. Agreed with RDI though, weak match ups. why is a 50 yr old, and a porker with 2 kids in the running is beyond me.
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thavoice
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Jan 31, 2014 11:29am
Commander of Awesome;1574750 wrote:I would have voted Salma Hayak, but she's almost 50 for cryin' out loud. So I went Lima. Hardest choice thus far in the bracket. Agreed with RDI though, weak match ups. why is a 50 yr old, and a porker with 2 kids in the running is beyond me.
I voted for Salma.......old ladies need love too.
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Jan 31, 2014 11:32am
Almost 50 with amazing tits...
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Jan 31, 2014 11:37am
I hate Hayaks voice.
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thavoice
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Jan 31, 2014 11:37am
Laley23;1574761 wrote:I hate Hayaks voice.
Really?
Her voices gets my going pretty good......
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Jan 31, 2014 12:44pm
Commander of Awesome;1574750 wrote:I would have voted Salma Hayak, but she's almost 50 for cryin' out loud. So I went Lima. Hardest choice thus far in the bracket. Agreed with RDI though, weak match ups. why is a 50 yr old, and a porker with 2 kids in the running is beyond me.
I was going to vote Lima, but then I had a Nam-style flashback of From Dusk Till Dawn. And, therefore, I voted Hayak.