Miss OhioChatter 2014 - Round 1 (5 VS 12)

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Commander of Awesome
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Jan 31, 2014 12:45pm
Heretic;1574778 wrote:I was going to vote Lima, but then I had a Nam-style flashback of From Dusk Till Dawn. And, therefore, I voted Hayak.
Hayak in prime > Lima, but she's 15 yrs older and the goods prob aren't as spectacular as before. Thus Lima.
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gut
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Jan 31, 2014 12:53pm
Hayak is still hot, and even more so in her prime...but I'm still going with the supermodel in either case

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Sonofanump
Jan 31, 2014 12:53pm
Simpson is an extremely attractive woman, just Alba is elite.
I'm old so i voted for Hayek, never seen Lima in anything but photos.
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Jan 31, 2014 12:58pm
Hayak in Desperado...that's where it's at.
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SnotBubbles
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Jan 31, 2014 2:48pm
This contest is such a big bitchfest. "She's old," "She's fat," "She's fucked more black guys than Ernes...(nevermind)"

Most of us are late 20's - early 30's. We're closer to fucking late 40's Salma Hayek than we are 19-year old iCarly. Get over it, accept your oldness and lower standards that come with age.
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Jan 31, 2014 2:51pm
SnotBubbles;1574860 wrote:This contest is such a big bitchfest. "She's old," "She's fat," "She's fucked more black guys than Ernes...(nevermind)"

Most of us are late 20's - early 30's. We're closer to fucking late 40's Salma Hayek than we are 19-year old iCarly. Get over it, accept your oldness and lower standards that come with age.
obvious butthurt is obvious. also you were QQing about the porn star in the last thread. nice fail
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Heretic
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Jan 31, 2014 2:53pm
SnotBubbles;1574860 wrote:This contest is such a big bitchfest. "She's old," "She's fat," "She's fucked more black guys than Ernes...(nevermind)"

Most of us are late 20's - early 30's. We're closer to fucking late 40's Salma Hayek than we are 19-year old iCarly. Get over it, accept your oldness and lower standards that come with age.
Wait, haven't you concluded the voting for each thread by bitching about how someone you picked didn't advance? lol
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Jan 31, 2014 3:04pm
SnotBubbles;1574860 wrote:This contest is such a big bitchfest. "She's old," "She's fat," "She's fucked more black guys than Ernes...(nevermind)"

Most of us are late 20's - early 30's. We're closer to fucking late 40's Salma Hayek than we are 19-year old iCarly. Get over it, accept your oldness and lower standards that come with age.
Yeah - makes the holland tunnel look like a pin hole.
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cat_lover
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Jan 31, 2014 10:30pm
Voted for all the #5 seeds.
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Ironman92
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Jan 31, 2014 11:16pm
5, 5, Hayek, Carey
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se-alum
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Feb 1, 2014 12:11am
Commander of Awesome;1574862 wrote:obvious butthurt is obvious. also you were QQing about the porn star in the last thread. nice fail
Surprising bitch ass reply by CoA, shocking. Dumbass is clueless, to say the least. Can't wait to hear his laughable response. It should be good!
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Commander of Awesome
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Feb 1, 2014 1:31am
se-alum;1574996 wrote:Surprising bitch ass reply by CoA, shocking. Dumbass is clueless, to say the least. Can't wait to hear his laughable response. It should be good!
Another smug reply by a butt hurt mod. Sorry I hurt your feelz in the browns thread little guy.
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se-alum
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Feb 1, 2014 2:23am
Commander of Awesome;1575004 wrote:Another smug reply by a butt hurt mod. Sorry I hurt your feelz in the browns thread little guy.
Damn, that was a good one! Try to be a little less lazy with your lack originality.
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Belly35
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Feb 1, 2014 7:38am
SnotBubbles;1574692 wrote:Here. http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7fI7/weight-watchers-simple-start-featuring-jessica-simpson

Not quite AS chubby as the above photo...but still thick in the hips.


Nice dog...
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Commander of Awesome
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Feb 1, 2014 11:47am
se-alum;1575007 wrote:Damn, that was a good one! Try to be a little less lazy with your lack originality.
Thanks for not breaking the rules you're supposed to enforce while replying to me this time. You're really starting to finally show the ability to move past a 13 yr old maturity level.
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mcburg93
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Feb 1, 2014 1:11pm
Commander of Awesome;1575068 wrote:Thanks for not breaking the rules you're supposed to enforce while replying to me this time. You're really starting to finally show the ability to move past a 13 yr old maturity level.

You saying this is fucking hilarious.
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Commander of Awesome
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Feb 1, 2014 3:34pm
mcburg93;1575099 wrote:You saying this is fucking hilarious.
Coming from a person who's been banned to the basement for being a scumbag POS, trying to judge me is hilarious. Nice hypocrite fail QQ mod boy.
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mcburg93
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Feb 2, 2014 12:29am
Commander of Awesome;1575139 wrote:Coming from a person who's been banned to the basement for being a scumbag POS, trying to judge me is hilarious. Nice hypocrite fail QQ mod boy.

Never been banned to the basement. Nice FAIL QQ boy.
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gut
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Feb 2, 2014 4:04am
LMAO at the prior exchange between a bunch of cunts
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Heretic
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Feb 2, 2014 9:52am
gut;1575328 wrote:LMAO at the prior exchange between a bunch of cunts
Hmmm, all you have to do is add an "s" to the "c-word" to evade the censor? Man, and here I've been, typing "c*nt" like a commoner. NEVER. AGAIN.
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rmolin73
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Feb 2, 2014 6:32pm
gut;1575328 wrote:LMAO at the prior exchange between a bunch of cunts
Funny as he'll huh?
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like_that
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Feb 3, 2014 11:57am
se-alum;1574996 wrote:Surprising bitch ass reply by CoA, shocking. Dumbass is clueless, to say the least. Can't wait to hear his laughable response. It should be good!



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