...at the OC ChrismaKwanZukkah Party Part Deux...

Justin is once again bar tending and tells everyone that this year he can afford two kinds of beer because of all the new Ads revenue rolling in...he's got both Keystone AND Natty Light!
O_trap and Curly J ask him if he has any of the new Smithertons Golden Pale Lager w/ hints of nutmeg Holiday brew? or the Carlisles Triple Hops Dark Porter? "No", he says, "you pompous gas bags move along."

LJ is passed out at the bar after his 30th Natty...he's been here since Noon because he thought it was a "brunch". ETB is dancing with a mop from the closet and telling it how much he likes "her hair" ...he's had a total of 3 Keystones at this point.

Vball is decorating the tree with tiny lighted Emoticons and Go Chiefs has set up a miniature NASCAR set around the base of the tree, "come watch my cars race guys! Come on guys! Pullllease guys come watch..." But sadly just like real NASCAR nobody does.

Wildcats 20 is telling anyone who will listen just how cool his new GF is when in walks Fab4 looking smokin hot...and Cats stops dead in mid-sentence...can you say Awwwkwarrrd? Fab has her regular tote bag terrier Mantooth on a leash with her. When she sees the party is the the typical OC sausage fest, she jerks Mantooth's collar and says "we're outta here" ...he quickly scampers away behind her.

Back in the corner Tiernan has rigged up a huge decorated gift box propped up with a stick with a rope tied to it. Standing around looking at it are Heretic, like_that, COA and Pick 6. No matter what bait Tiernan puts on the floor under the box one of these numnutz keeps darting in taking the bait and Tiernan jerks the rope and drops the box on them. Every - Single - Time one of them takes the bait and Tiernan laughs uproariously!

Finally Belly shows up like every year dressed as a one-eyed Santa Claus. But this year he's brought home prepared honey glazed wild hog he killed with a knife and made his own mint jelly dipping sauce which he proceeds to bore the fuck out of everybody telling us how he makes all this shit nobody will eat but him.

What else do you mofos see going on at the party?

You dreamt the whole thing since you passed out in your car after chugging a couple fifths of wild turkey.

Tiernan;1554937 wrote:."

LJ is passed out at the bar after his 30th Natty...he's been here since Noon because he thought it was a "brunch".

For once you legitimately nailed it

Lol'd at me.

Solid work.

ccrunner609;1554960 wrote:I am probably beating the shit out of someone before the night is over.

Turns out it was just you punching a mirror after yelling "LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DOUCHE"

ccrunner609;1554960 wrote:I am probably beating the shit out of someone before the night is over.

Probably a weak child, Jim teecher

ccrunner609;1554960 wrote:I am probably beating the shit out of my dick before the night is over.

Same
shit different day...

I'm probably drinking beer while throwing in an occasional jab.

LJ;1554963 wrote:Turns out it was just you punching a mirror after yelling "LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DOUCHE"

Damn Reps!

Only for Otrap and Curly J to return and ask about cigars. When Justin say we have Swisher Sweets they both cuss Justin out and walk out again.

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Vball is decorating the tree with tiny lighted Emoticons and giving Holiday reps
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Tiernan;1554937 wrote: Vball is decorating the tree with tiny lighted Emoticons and passing out Holiday reps

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Con_Alma asks Justin if he can set up a Nativity Scene in front of Justin's house. The Big Guy reluctantly says OK, but is even more disturbed to find Con has replaced the baby Jesus with the Navy Goat in the manger!

ccrunner609;1554960 wrote:I am probably beating the shit out of someone before the night is over.

ccrunner in a fight

^^^
which one is CCR?

Tiernan;1555453 wrote:^^^
which one is CCR?

CCRunner is on the left, Said is on the right.

naaah make the one on the right hasbeen, he said he's a drinker / jabber too. Ha ha, I'd like to see any of the young pups on here ina real fight. Most of you punks have never seen a real school yard fight where noses get broke and eyes get closed for days to come.

I laughed. Not a fan of being grouped together with like_that and the ging, though. Insulting to them.