Since the Constitution doesn't matter these days I'd do the following as Dicktater of the Mericun States:

1. Tax anyone under 45 at 75% to pay for my lavish Boomer retirement.
2. Anyone born before 1960 will retire immediately and receive a $5,000 a month tax-free gubmint paid pension, a free Cadillac health insurance plan, and an annual 4 week gubmint-funded Hawaiian vacation paid for by Sleeper who makes more money than any of us will ever see because he received a superior education at THE Ahia State University.
3. All illegals from Mexico except babes who look like this will clean my house, mow my yard, and fix my dinner BEFORE being deported:

4. Justincredible will head up the new Obamacare web site and turn it into a first-class minor league Internet experience.

since it is implied the President would be all powerful
I would repeal the Second Amendment

isadore;1554715 wrote:since it is implied the President would be all powerful
I would repeal the Second Amendment

I'd publicly gas you.

Raw Dawgin' it;1554744 wrote:I'd publicly gas you.

the threat of personal injury or death is inappropriate for political discussion.

isadore;1554751 wrote:the threat of personal injury or death is inappropriate for political discussion.

If I were President I would publicly gas you for the sake of the nation. Better?

Up Hold the Constitution
As President I will be packing
Term limit for Congress and Senate
Defund Obamacare
Congress and Senate …. VA Medical Care … hope this helps
All Federal Funding to Community Organization reviewed and or cut funding
VAT: establish a rate on all products (once establish rate assigned can never be change or altered)
Flat tax of 7% for every one..
IRS downsized or gone
EPA limited
Federal Dept of Ed gone along with other meaningless department
States control more of their destiny (Education, Welfare, Energy)
Borders Closed
Supreme Court Judges 20 year term
Illegal Immigrants 60 days to get out (what to be an illegal citizen sign up to be reviewed… 3 times felony need no apply)
Complete investigation of Welfare, SS, and Medical Program Fraud
Oil and Gas Independent ... drill mofo
Cut Foreign Aid… Friend or Foe but not both…
As President I bow to no one and shake hands with Allies .. hope this helps
Strengthen Our Military and Support our Allies with military advancement
Bring Back the Draft


just a few have more....

Raw Dawgin' it;1554766 wrote:If I were President I would publicly gas you for the sake of the nation. Better?

my Christ-like sacrifice would bring down a bloody tyrant, granting me immortality among free peoples of the world forever.

isadore;1554796 wrote:my Christ-like sacrifice would bring down a bloody tyrant, granting me immortality among free peoples of the world forever.

Your faux-deity sacrifice would bring total apathy because no one gives a shit.

Belly35;1554781 wrote:Up Hold the Constitution
As President I will be packing
Term limit for Congress and Senate
Defund Obamacare
Congress and Senate …. VA Medical Care … hope this helps
All Federal Funding to Community Organization reviewed and or cut funding
VAT: establish a rate on all products (once establish rate assigned can never be change or altered)
Flat tax of 7% for every one..
IRS downsized or gone
EPA limited
Federal Dept of Ed gone along with other meaningless department
States control more of their destiny (Education, Welfare, Energy)
Borders Closed
Supreme Court Judges 20 year term
Illegal Immigrants 60 days to get out (what to be an illegal citizen sign up to be reviewed… 3 times felony need no apply)
Complete investigation of Welfare, SS, and Medical Program Fraud
Oil and Gas Independent ... drill mofo
Cut Foreign Aid… Friend or Foe but not both…
As President I bow to no one and shake hands with Allies .. hope this helps
Strengthen Our Military and Support our Allies with military advancement
Bring Back the Draft


just a few have more....

You mean "hold up the constitution and use it for toilet paper.

Maybe you should read the document sometime belly, the topic is for president. not king.

You silly ol fuckin fuck.

Give Eric Snowden amnesty!

Zombaypirate;1554910 wrote:Give Eric Snowden amnesty!

there in cell in a supermax waiting for this traitor, he so richly deserves

Heretic;1554814 wrote:Your faux-deity sacrifice would bring total apathy because no one gives a shit.

always a doubting Thomas, who is completely blind because he will not see.

Who let this piece of shit back?

I forgive you.

Isadore:



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gosh a ruddies that is clever

I divide the country into 3 equal parts and allow them 100% independent governance. CA liberals W of the rockies, NE liberals E of Appalachia...Midwesterners in between.

Good luck everyone!

If isadore was president i'd kill my family and myself.

Raw Dawgin' it;1555715 wrote:If isadore was president i'd kill my family and myself.

If you're going to kill yourself, plz do it via kamikaze assassination run at him. Might as well save the rest of us if you're going down!

Heretic;1555726 wrote: Might as well save the rest of us if you're going down!

Is that an insensitive homosexual joke?

Raw Dawgin' it;1555715 wrote:If isadore was president i'd kill my family and myself.

I would pray for you and yours.

Heretic;1555726 wrote:If you're going to kill yourself, plz do it via kamikaze assassination run at him. Might as well save the rest of us if you're going down!

Only if you glorify me after as the savior.

Forgive them Lord, they know not what they do.

Raw Dawgin' it;1555760 wrote:Only if you glorify me after as the savior.

If you kill him, I'd build a monument to you.

And the neighbors would wonder why I had a statue with the words Raw Dawgin' It in my yard.

ernest_t_bass;1552447 wrote:If I could do whatever I want, I'd

- Institute term limits across the board.
- Eliminate lobbying, and make it illegal. Kind of along the same lines as insider trading.
- Create tax benefits for companies who choose to not outsource to other countries, hoping to bridge the financial gap.
- Eliminate the minimum wage, and let the free market determine wages.

ernest_t_bass;1552498 wrote:I'd get rid of the Fed. DOE. Leave it to the states, and make states compete with one another (if they wish). Who gives a flying fuck about world-wide educational rankings, when not everyone is educated in the same manner?

I agree with everything you have listed and would add elimination of the IRS as well and the income tax and would implement a consumption tax.

ccrunner609;1552654 wrote:1. Close borders and kick out all illegals
2. Enforce EVERY law and the constitution
3. IRS = gone
4. Close the Dep. of Ed and every other federal branch we don't need.

Enforcing every law might violate the Constitution though.

Zombaypirate;1554910 wrote:Give Eric Snowden amnesty!

Who's Eric Snowden?