If You Could Start Any Business...

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Nov 26, 2013 12:43pm
dlazz;1543486 wrote:I'd open up a LAN/gaming center near OSU. It would double as an internet cafe with coffee and whatnot, but the main draw would be PC/console gaming.

The old bookstore at the corner of 15th and High would be a perfect location for it.
I played Counterstrike at a place like this in Denmark. It was basically two modular homes connected....maybe two construction trailers. They had a ridiculous candy and soda selection. I believe it was open 24 hrs.
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Nov 26, 2013 12:49pm
My dream business/job would be a cleveland sports pwn/team motivator.
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ernest_t_bass
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Nov 26, 2013 12:53pm
I'd love to open up a high-end beer store. Ditch the Keystone forever, and get cheap high-end booze.
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Nov 26, 2013 12:56pm
ernest_t_bass;1543519 wrote:I'd love to open up a high-end beer store. Ditch the Keystone forever, and get cheap high-end booze.
Wat?
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ernest_t_bass
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Nov 26, 2013 1:00pm
Automatik;1543521 wrote:Wat?
You get the beers at cost, not retail. Derp.
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Nov 26, 2013 1:00pm
Cheap high-end booze?
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Nov 26, 2013 1:08pm
se-alum;1543524 wrote:Cheap high-end booze?
See the beer snobs thread.
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vball10set
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Nov 26, 2013 1:09pm
I'd buy a McDonald's franchise and post on message boards all day :cool:
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Nov 26, 2013 1:15pm
vball10set;1543530 wrote:I'd buy a McDonald's franchise and post on message boards all day :cool:
I could teach you if you are really interested in it. It's not a lot of work and the dividends are pretty good.
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ernest_t_bass
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Nov 26, 2013 1:51pm
se-alum;1543524 wrote:Cheap high-end booze?
I would be getting it at cost. What the fuck don't you get about that?
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Nov 26, 2013 2:00pm
ernest_t_bass;1543563 wrote:I would be getting it at cost. What the fuck don't you get about that?
So stores aren't already getting alcohol at cost, then marking up?

GENIUS IDEA!! : thumbup:
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MontyBrunswick
Nov 26, 2013 2:06pm
Automatik;1543516 wrote:I played Counterstrike at a place like this in Denmark. It was basically two modular homes connected....maybe two construction trailers. They had a ridiculous candy and soda selection. I believe it was open 24 hrs.
I think they're pretty common overseas.

I think a place like that would only catch on near a college campus in the States, though. Plenty of potential customers (18-25 crowd)
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Fred Flintstone
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Nov 26, 2013 2:11pm
Sell umbrella drinks from my Tiki hut on the beach
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Nov 26, 2013 2:39pm
Open a single-malt distillery
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ernest_t_bass
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Nov 26, 2013 2:49pm
Automatik;1543582 wrote:So stores aren't already getting alcohol at cost, then marking up?

GENIUS IDEA!! : thumbup:
Where did I say they weren't? It's just the business I'd open. Derp.
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Nov 26, 2013 2:52pm
ernest_t_bass;1543621 wrote:Where did I say they weren't? It's just the business I'd open. Derp.
so you'd open a failing business that doesn't benefit you at all?
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Nov 26, 2013 2:56pm
Raw Dawgin' it;1543622 wrote:so you'd open a failing business that doesn't benefit you at all?
What the fuck are you even talking about? I'd be a beer retailer, selling top-end crafts.
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Nov 26, 2013 3:10pm
ernest_t_bass;1543627 wrote:What the fuck are you even talking about? I'd be a beer retailer, selling top-end crafts.
at cost...so no profit...so good for everyone but you.
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Nov 26, 2013 3:16pm
Raw Dawgin' it;1543638 wrote:at cost...so no profit...so good for everyone but you.
I'd sell at retail. I would get to drink the beer at cost.
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Nov 26, 2013 3:17pm
ernest_t_bass;1543644 wrote:I'd sell at retail. I would get to drink the beer at cost.
So drink your own product that you paid for? I'm glad you're a teacher guiding the youth of this country.
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Nov 26, 2013 3:23pm
Raw Dawgin' it;1543646 wrote:So drink your own product that you paid for? I'm glad you're a teacher guiding the youth of this country.
Jesus. Why the fuck would I buy my own beer at retail? You think I'm going to drink 2 cases/day? What business owner doesn't buy his/her own goods at cost? Who marks things up before they sell them to themselves?
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Nov 26, 2013 3:28pm
I'm enjoying this discussion between RDI and ETB. "High end craft beers" is just another way of saying "Well Marketed Bud Light".
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MontyBrunswick
Nov 26, 2013 3:33pm
ernest_t_bass;1543653 wrote:You think I'm going to drink 2 cases/day?
Judging by your posts you already do.
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Nov 26, 2013 3:56pm
I really don't see what is so hard to understand about ETB's thought process. lol
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queencitybuckeye
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Nov 26, 2013 4:08pm
Pick6;1543685 wrote:I really don't see what is so hard to understand about ETB's thought process. lol
I got what he was saying as well. Reminds me of the people who buy a bar since they already spend a lot of time in bars, so they might as well get paid.