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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

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Nov 21, 2013 12:47 AM
Can someone decipher this?

"Im really fskw doe like forreal ik not even feelin dat like who would think thats coo"

Just read this on Facebook. It was too absurd not to share with the world.

Can someone translate?
Nov 21, 2013 12:47am
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Nov 21, 2013 12:48 AM
My money is on Belly, for what it's worth.
Nov 21, 2013 12:48am
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Pick6

A USA American

14,946 posts
Nov 21, 2013 12:52 AM
i think i got it all besides "fskw"
Nov 21, 2013 12:52am
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Pick6

A USA American

14,946 posts
Nov 21, 2013 12:53 AM
"Im really fskw though, like for real. I know not even feeling that like who would think that's cool?"


I credit this skill..I dont who I credit this skill to.
Nov 21, 2013 12:53am
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GoChiefs

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16,754 posts
Nov 21, 2013 3:09 AM
Feeling Some Kinda Way
Nov 21, 2013 3:09am
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hang_loose

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802 posts
Nov 21, 2013 4:00 AM
Thanks GoCheifs for the translation..... For some reason, I feel older:RpS_w00t::cry:!
Nov 21, 2013 4:00am
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GoChiefs

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16,754 posts
Nov 21, 2013 4:30 AM
hang_loose;1540157 wrote:Thanks GoCheifs for the translation..... For some reason, I feel older:RpS_w00t::cry:!
I had to Google it. :o
Nov 21, 2013 4:30am
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Wally

Senior Member

481 posts
Nov 21, 2013 5:52 AM
So it's a lotta words that doesn't really mean anything.
Nov 21, 2013 5:52am
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MontyBrunswick

Nov 21, 2013 9:41 AM
GoChiefs;1540156 wrote:Feeling Some Kinda Way
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Nov 21, 2013 9:41am
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Tiernan

Senior Member

13,021 posts
Nov 21, 2013 9:51 AM
Thuggers...go figure.
Nov 21, 2013 9:51am
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Heretic

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18,820 posts
Nov 21, 2013 10:30 AM
This is the sort of topic we really need Sage to come back to enlighten us on. Internet hood speak was sort of his forte.
Nov 21, 2013 10:30am
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Nov 21, 2013 11:33 AM
Tiernan;1540250 wrote:Thuggers...go figure.
This would be a "thuggette," if we're going to use such a term. She used to be a part of the youth center program here in Akron. All in all, she's actually a good lady, but MAN, sometimes it's hard to understand what she's saying.

Sometimes I just read her status updates for the lulz.
Nov 21, 2013 11:33am
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O-Trap

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14,994 posts
Nov 21, 2013 11:40 AM
Got another:

"Wth ppl man dnt evn kno me doe u all bout u wanna taste bt noe its not gon go dwn and yass block smh"

Nov 21, 2013 11:40am
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Nov 21, 2013 3:45 PM
And moar:

"I shudnt have to compete wit u like wtf just does that"

At some point, why capitalize the 'I'?
Nov 21, 2013 3:45pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Nov 22, 2013 7:09 PM
"Now ppl just hollin on my n****s name gtfoh wit dat shit your not bout dat life!"


Anyone?

She's clearly a very classy lady.
Nov 22, 2013 7:09pm
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said_aouita

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Nov 22, 2013 7:50 PM
mofo
Nov 22, 2013 7:50pm
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BRF

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Nov 22, 2013 7:53 PM
Belly hasn't hit this thread yet?
Nov 22, 2013 7:53pm
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MontyBrunswick

Nov 22, 2013 7:55 PM
BRF;1541434 wrote:Belly hasn't hit this thread yet?
It doesn't have anything to do with prepping, Obama, or guns.

He has no reason to click it.
Nov 22, 2013 7:55pm
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cruiser_96

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Nov 22, 2013 7:55 PM
Airplane?
Nov 22, 2013 7:55pm
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gport_tennis

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1,796 posts
Nov 23, 2013 1:08 PM
How about this for internet hood speak.

Dnt qet shit twisted u left me to qo live wit ur ex wife's dad!! I didn't fuccn leave u cuzz ur broke I tried numerous times to qet ur ass bacc home but u dnt qive a fucc about us!! U fuccd me over on all the bills left me to pay all of thm by myself knowinq I can't do it, (person's name)you did this not me so I hope ur fuccn happy!! I need to find a roommate ASAP!
Nov 23, 2013 1:08pm
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gport_tennis

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1,796 posts
Nov 23, 2013 1:09 PM
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Karma karma karma oh how I have missed you ppl think I have dumbass wrote across my forehead but hows tht sayn qo a pictures worth a thousand words.smh dnt nobody know the fuccn meaninq of loyalty respect fuccn honor && mostly marriaqe!!! Hope ur fuccn happy, history has a way of repeatinq itself keep tht in mind I love my son
Nov 23, 2013 1:09pm
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O-Trap

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14,994 posts
Nov 23, 2013 5:10 PM
Beautiful.

Is this person using the letter 'q' in place of 'g'? I don't even understand the point of that.

I could at least understand most of it, but it's still rough.

And the last one is hilarious with tacking on "I love my son" on the end. What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Nov 23, 2013 5:10pm
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Mohican00

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Nov 23, 2013 5:12 PM
O-Trap;1541738 wrote:And the last one is hilarious with tacking on "I love my son" on the end. What the hell does that have to do with anything?
he be a responsible man
Nov 23, 2013 5:12pm
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O-Trap

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Nov 23, 2013 5:44 PM
Mohican00;1541741 wrote:he be a responsible man
dnt think he dnt take care hs son
Nov 23, 2013 5:44pm
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TexasDeck

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Nov 23, 2013 6:31 PM
wasup me homies, ise got a triv fo you. me waz hittin te old lady from behind bac n te crib laz nite wen the hoe turnz arond an sez toz give it toz her like ise was hittin hers mommas pickle jar onz te backside wita broom.Does anyone know what the hell she was wanting me to do?
Nov 23, 2013 6:31pm