Heisman is in the hands of LSU

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Tiernan
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Nov 19, 2013 9:59am
It sickens me to have to pull for Les Miles to be successful at anything but Saturday's game between Le Tigres & Johnny Fuckup in Baton Rouge will most likely decide the Heisman. If this little cockwad somehow dominates LSU he will most likely jump ahead of Jamesin Rapiston for the Heisman and at that moment the trophy will officially become irrelevent.


Its really not a surprise as the trophy that used to mean something, has been heading towards "Doak Walker Award" status for a few years now.
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ernest_t_bass
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Nov 19, 2013 10:20am
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Azubuike24
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Nov 19, 2013 12:28pm
Johnny "cockwad" Fuckup and Jameis Rapiston.

So, who SHOULD win the Heisman then?
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Nov 19, 2013 12:28pm
9:59 am, OP is hammered drunk again. : thumbup:
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Nov 19, 2013 12:37pm
Azubuike24;1538826 wrote:Johnny "cockwad" Fuckup and Jameis Rapiston.

So, who SHOULD win the Heisman then?
No one. Tiernan doesn't approve of the top contenders, so the award should remain vacant. Until further notice.
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Nov 19, 2013 12:40pm
I don't think he'll win it and I hope he doesn't because OSU fan, but Manziel's stats are unreal and are enough for him to get it.
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Tiernan
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Nov 19, 2013 2:12pm
McCarron should win it dipsticks...he's the leader of a proven winner and that's what the best players do. Johnny Fuckup is all about the individual stats and personal glory. LSU has the rush capable of challenging him to make mistakes, hopefully they can target that gimpy shoulder early.
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vball10set
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Nov 19, 2013 2:17pm
Tiernan;1538928 wrote:McCarron should win it dipsticks...he's the leader of a proven winner and that's what the best players do.

If I had a vote, that's who it'd go to.
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Automatik
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Nov 19, 2013 2:17pm
You make no sense.

Manziel > McCarron and it's not even close.

Personally, I'd like to see Winston win it, but he could be fucked depending on how his situation works out.
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Tiernan
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Nov 19, 2013 2:19pm
McCarron gets drafted ahead of Manzier - bank it.
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Nov 19, 2013 2:22pm
This discussion is about college football.
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Tiernan
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Nov 19, 2013 2:33pm
McCarron wins football games, Manzier wins headlines...which one is more important Autoharp?
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Nov 19, 2013 2:39pm
Strange. I thought teams won football games instead of just one individual on one side of the ball.

Stupid Manziel...not able to stop other teams from scoring on his weak-ass defense...
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Automatik
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Nov 19, 2013 2:40pm
Tiernan;1538955 wrote:McCarron wins football games, Manzier wins headlines...which one is more important Autoharp?
I'd be with you if Manziel didn't exist. Best player on best team always in the running, but unfortunately, McCarron's stats don't measure up.
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Tiernan
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Nov 19, 2013 2:46pm
Heretic;1538962 wrote:Strange. I thought teams won football games instead of just one individual on one side of the ball.

Stupid Manziel...not able to stop other teams from scoring on his weak-ass defense...
Teams are led to victory by Leaders ...a concept you are obviously unfamiliar with. If truth be known I doubt Manzier's own teammates even respect the little turd.
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Nov 19, 2013 3:23pm
It's too bad Hyde had to miss some games. I feel like he would be a Heisman candidate if he didn't have that suspension. Great stats, has carried the team on his back to victories, mostly really solid games with a monster game. He would have had a shot with the kind of season he's having (at least invited).
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Tiernan
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Nov 23, 2013 10:44am
Herbstreit just fkn said he'd like to see Manzier win a second Heisman. He just cut his throat for ever being welcomed anywhere near campus again. He always was on of the 3 luckiest humans of the 20th Century along with Ringo Starr and Doug Flutie. The fkr's luck just ran out.
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Nov 23, 2013 10:49am
Tiernan;1541594 wrote:Herbstreit just fkn said he'd like to see Manzier win a second Heisman. He just cut his throat for ever being welcomed anywhere near campus again. He always was on of the 3 luckiest humans of the 20th Century along with Ringo Starr and Doug Flutie. The fkr's luck just ran out.
Honest question. Do you have a brain injury that makes you act like a teenager?
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vball10set
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Nov 23, 2013 10:52am
^^^teenager? I think you're giving him too much credit.
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Tiernan
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Nov 23, 2013 10:56am
LJ;1541595 wrote:Honest question. Do you have a brain injury that makes you act like a teenager?

Didnt you retire?
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Nov 23, 2013 4:32pm
Johnny Manziel 2/11 22 2.0 0 0

so far so good
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Tiernan
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Nov 23, 2013 6:24pm
Tiernan;1541599 wrote:Didnt you retire?
Or did you get run out of town?
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Tiernan
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Nov 23, 2013 6:26pm
Johnny Fuckup's 15 minutes just ended. LSU rolling.
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Nov 23, 2013 6:27pm
Tiernan;1541781 wrote:Or did you get run out of town?
I'm not an idiot drunk like you, so obviously did not get run off. I quit moderating, not the site.
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Azubuike24
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Nov 23, 2013 6:35pm
If Winston is cleared of charges and FSU goes unbeaten, he's in the driver's seat anyway. However, the off-the-field stuff has been getting brought up as a reason he might get knocked down a peg.

A.J. McCarron might end up being the most-accomplished player EVER in college football if he wins a 4th ring, but honestly, he's not a Heisman winner.