What's The One Story You Have, That No One Ever Believes When You Tell It?

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Nov 17, 2013 11:52 AM
*believes

Go!
Nov 17, 2013 11:52am
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Nov 17, 2013 12:30 PM
I once was a pretty fast distance runner and skinny.
Nov 17, 2013 12:30pm
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Nov 17, 2013 3:03 PM
When I was about 6 my oldest brother was babysitting me. He was 19 and in college at the time. His girlfriend at the time (wife now) were putting their laundry in the car when he came running in screaming about a UFO and telling us to come look. His girlfriend and I run out and right in the middle of our street about 4 stories high was a aircraft of some sort just hovering. It hovered for about 10 seconds while I was outside then it just zoomed off. It was octagon shaped and about as wide as our neighborhood street. I was so scared I literally threw up. No one believes me but it was crazy.
Nov 17, 2013 3:03pm
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Nov 17, 2013 3:12 PM
sportchampps;1537446 wrote:When I was about 6 my oldest brother was babysitting me. He was 19 and in college at the time. His girlfriend at the time (wife now) were putting their laundry in the car when he came running in screaming about a UFO and telling us to come look. His girlfriend and I run out and right in the middle of our street about 4 stories high was a aircraft of some sort just hovering. It hovered for about 10 seconds while I was outside then it just zoomed off. It was octagon shaped and about as wide as our neighborhood street. I was so scared I literally threw up. No one believes me but it was crazy.
You serious?

That's crazy.
Nov 17, 2013 3:12pm
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Nov 17, 2013 3:18 PM
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Nov 17, 2013 3:20 PM
sportchampps;1537446 wrote:When I was about 6 my oldest brother was babysitting me. He was 19 and in college at the time. His girlfriend at the time (wife now) were putting their laundry in the car when he came running in screaming about a UFO and telling us to come look. His girlfriend and I run out and right in the middle of our street about 4 stories high was a aircraft of some sort just hovering. It hovered for about 10 seconds while I was outside then it just zoomed off. It was octagon shaped and about as wide as our neighborhood street. I was so scared I literally threw up. No one believes me but it was crazy.
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Nov 17, 2013 3:20pm
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Nov 17, 2013 3:29 PM
Obviously it's the one about me never having a DUI.
Nov 17, 2013 3:29pm
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Nov 17, 2013 4:05 PM
I shot a deer at about 350+ yards with a 12g shotgun. It was when you were allowed to have 5 shells in your gun. I shot four at a coyote and six deer come running out of the woods about 150 yards away. I just watched them for a few and said f it and lead the first deer in the pack about ten feet and aimed four feet above its head. I shot the forth deer in line which spun around and fell down. The guy I was hunting with come over to me and asked what I was shooting at. I told him about the coyote which I killed as well and then pointed out a brown spot in the field. He told me there was no way I shot the deer. He said there had to be someone else hunting out there. So we went looking for someone else and never found anyone. To this day he says it had to be someone else. I also had a smooth bore barrel and regular slugs.
Nov 17, 2013 4:05pm
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Nov 17, 2013 5:26 PM
Everytime I bring up to my wifes friends that she was a virgin when we were married they just laugh. I don't understand why they don't believe me, she told me with her own mouth that she was a virgin until our wedding night. I believe her because she would go out with a bunch of different guys when I was out of town for work and when I asked her about it, she would say they were just friends.
Nov 17, 2013 5:26pm
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Nov 17, 2013 5:34 PM
TexasDeck;1537586 wrote:Everytime I bring up to my wifes friends that she was a virgin when we were married they just laugh. I don't understand why they don't believe me, she told me with her own mouth that she was a virgin until our wedding night. I believe her because she would go out with a bunch of different guys when I was out of town for work and when I asked her about it, she would say they were just friends.
Look everyone! Darbypitcher is back.


I guess the story of my college rommy Mike and one of his 21st birthday parties while coming back from spring break. We got stuck in a blizzard in Calhoun, Georgia in separate cars. Ended up at the same exit even though we left Florida hours apart.
Getting the beer and having 21st birthday party was the challenge. In the middle of the bible belt they don't sell beer on Sundays.
They were letting people who could not get rooms camp out on the restaurant floor.
They had free coffee for everyone. Not far from the coffee I noticed a beer tap. Of course it wasn't hooked up but that was easily fixed.
Ended up finishing off the keg (with some help from the dudes going to Daytona bike week) and getting wasted. Had a real fun night plus met two chicks from Miami of Ohio who were also stuck in the blizzard.

(Ask MC about it 609 next time ya see 'em.)
Nov 17, 2013 5:34pm
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sportchampps

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Nov 17, 2013 5:59 PM
Totally serious about my story. My brother and his wife also saw it and agree how we don't know what else it could have been.
Nov 17, 2013 5:59pm
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Nov 17, 2013 8:22 PM
said_aouita;1537589 wrote:Look everyone! Darbypitcher is back.
What is darbypitcher?
Nov 17, 2013 8:22pm
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Nov 17, 2013 8:48 PM
TexasDeck;1537670 wrote:What is darbypitcher?
The guy that you work with that told you about this place?

/me'd
Nov 17, 2013 8:48pm
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Nov 17, 2013 8:58 PM
I was about 20 and out golfing alone in early October. I birdied the first hole, birdied the 2nd, par on #3 and birdied #4. I was -3 after 4 hole on the easy par 34 front nine. 7 times before I had shot 31, but never below.

On the drivable par 4 #5 I teed off and my drive hit the middle of the flag stick and the ball looked to have stayed pretty close. I take off walking down the hill right beside where the cart path was being put it and stepped in a hole and went down hard. Blacked out for a few seconds and then realized I busted up my ankle.....clubs flung out of the bag. I gathered them up, threw the bag on my shoulder and limped heavily up the hill passed the green (10 foot eagle putt)....kept on going leaving my ball on the green. I hobbled about 650 yards to my car and drive home. Not a fucking person anywhere on one of the busiest damn courses anywhere.
Nov 17, 2013 8:58pm
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Nov 17, 2013 9:06 PM
lol. best believe I would have checked to see if it went in.
Nov 17, 2013 9:06pm
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Nov 17, 2013 9:11 PM
Ironman92;1537680 wrote:The guy that you work with that told you about this place?/me'd
Actually it was the sister of the guy I work with that showed me this site. The guy I work with doesn't even know I started posting on here, he is not into message boards or social media because he thinks it is for lonely people that don't have a life. I don't agree with him because I think it can be entertaining as long as you don't take it personal. I am only trying to have some fun and pass some time when nothing else is going on in the real world.
Nov 17, 2013 9:11pm
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Nov 17, 2013 9:58 PM
TexasDeck;1537704 wrote:Actually it was the sister of the guy I work with that showed me this site. The guy I work with doesn't even know I started posting on here, he is not into message boards or social media because he thinks it is for lonely people that don't have a life. I don't agree with him because I think it can be entertaining as long as you don't take it personal. I am only trying to have some fun and pass some time when nothing else is going on in the real world.
I never thought you were the formerly Darby....just being funny as another "new" guy was a former but won't admit it.
Nov 17, 2013 9:58pm
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Nov 18, 2013 1:22 AM
Chilling with Jay Z in New York one night when I was in town for a conference.
Nov 18, 2013 1:22am
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Nov 18, 2013 3:57 AM
Being ran over by a Deer. We were out coon hunting one night and We stopped on a little hill in the woods to sit and listen for the Dogs after about 10-15 minutes We here something behind us running Our way, We thought it was the dogs coming back to Us, we'll We thought wrong . It was a group of 3 or 4 Deer, they ran right by Us, we'll all except 1 that bitch ran right over Me!! I had an actual Deer track on the lower part of My back, hurt like hell!!!
Nov 18, 2013 3:57am
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Nov 18, 2013 8:17 AM
I was in a high speed chase about 8 years ago and spent a few hours in jail. Since I don't wear Ed Hardy or act like Richie Incognito most people think I'm fucking with them.
Nov 18, 2013 8:17am
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Nov 18, 2013 8:30 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1537857 wrote:I was in a high speed chase about 8 years ago and spent a few hours in jail. Since I don't wear Ed Hardy or act like Richie Incognito most people think I'm fucking with them.
Why were you in a high speed chase?
Nov 18, 2013 8:30am
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Nov 18, 2013 8:32 AM
ccrunner609;1537705 wrote:I had a roommate in college that dated a stripper. He'd would just walk around naked all the time in our house. It was fun.

FIFY
Nov 18, 2013 8:32am
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Nov 18, 2013 8:32 AM
Most people don't believe me when I say I am a shy, sensitive guy.
Nov 18, 2013 8:32am
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Nov 18, 2013 8:33 AM
said_aouita;1537866 wrote:FIFY
"He'd would" ??? You can't even "FIFY" right.
Nov 18, 2013 8:33am