Archive Your in Jail....Make Your Choices!

Ironman92

Posts: 49,363

Dec 29, 2009 1:58pm

You've been put in the slammer for 1 year.

You get to choose 1 television station for the entire year. (TV always available)

You get 1 brand/chain of pizza delivered once a week.

You get 3 songs that you can play at any time during your stay.

What are your choices?

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Upper90

Posts: 1,095

Dec 29, 2009 2:01pm

Haha, I'd have to really think on it. This is a good thread, though.

gorocks99

Posts: 10,760

Dec 29, 2009 2:02pm

This sounds like a boss jail. Pizza once a week? Are there ass rapings, or are those out at this fantasy prison?

Ironman92

Posts: 49,363

Dec 29, 2009 2:03pm

I would go with:

ESPN

LaRosa's

Songs: Livin on a Prayer, Here I go Again and Just A Friend (Bizmarkie)......makes me smile

Ironman92

Posts: 49,363

Dec 29, 2009 2:03pm

you were wrongly accused......just play the game

Leonardo

Posts: 4,986

Dec 29, 2009 2:05pm

ESPN
Padrone's
Through The Fire (Crabb Family), I Stand Reedemed, The Potter's Hands

derek bomar

Posts: 3,722

Dec 29, 2009 2:05pm

Comedy Central
Zamarellis (in Grove City)
Songs: Untitled live by OAR, I'm on a Boat, and Hey Jude

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Dec 29, 2009 2:07pm

History or Discovery
Michael's Pizza in W. Liberty
Crazy Game of Poker, Wish You Were Here, Stairway to Heaven

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mtrulz

Posts: 2,905

Dec 29, 2009 2:07pm

ESPN
Ewwww....does it have to be pizza???
Run to the Hills, Eruption, Paradise City

baseball4

Posts: 279

Dec 29, 2009 2:10pm

Discovery or Comedy Central... I would say ESPN too, but after an hour of watching it's nothing but repeats.

Flyers

Simple Man, Unforgiven, and Freebird

september63

Posts: 5,789

Dec 29, 2009 2:10pm

mtrulz wrote: ESPN
Ewwww....does it have to be pizza???
Run to the Hills, Eruption, Paradise City

This doesnt apply to you. You will be sent to juvenile detention where your parents can still bring you your dinner each night!! LOL

justincredible

Posts: 32,056

Dec 29, 2009 2:10pm

HGTV (Holmes on Homes = GOAT)
Fratelli's (based in West Chester, OH)
Sultans of Swing (Dire Straits), Act Nice and Gentle (The Black Keys), Lonesome Blues (Shooter Jennings)

baseball4

Posts: 279

Dec 29, 2009 2:11pm

derek bomar wrote: Comedy Central
Zamarellis (in Grove City)
Songs: Untitled live by OAR, I'm on a Boat, and Hey Jude

I'm in GC too... where is Zamarellis? I'll have to try that.

GoChiefs

Posts: 16,754

Dec 29, 2009 2:11pm

The History Channel

Pizza Crossing from Logan

Amarillo Sky - Jason Aldean
This Cowboy's Hat - Chris LeDoux
Cocaine Blue's - Johnny Cash

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capninsano

Posts: 411

Dec 29, 2009 2:12pm

CBS (Monday night lineup, NFL on Sundays, March Madness, SEC Football)
Pizza Hut
Don't Stop Believing, Sweet Caroline, Cheeseburger in Paradise (Gotta have something thats fun)

Heretic

Posts: 18,820

Dec 29, 2009 2:12pm

gorocks99 wrote: This sounds like a boss jail. Pizza once a week? Are there ass rapings, or are those out at this fantasy prison?

I hope they're out. It'd really take the shine off having pizza and unlimited TV for whatever channel I wished if I had to endure daily rounds of orifice-plugging.

Ironman92

Posts: 49,363

Dec 29, 2009 2:14pm

gochiefs...pizza crossing is awesome

september63

Posts: 5,789

Dec 29, 2009 2:14pm

I wouldnt order sausage on my pizza. Wouldnt be listening to "Back that thang up" by Juvenile either.

Ironman92

Posts: 49,363

Dec 29, 2009 2:16pm

Yeah...there are hundreds of songs that wouldn't be too good.

ZWICK 4 PREZ

Posts: 7,733

Dec 29, 2009 2:18pm

HD on Demand

Jay's pizza in Massillon

2pac- Dear Mama, Do or Die - Do U, Ice Cube - It was a good day.

gerb131

Posts: 9,932

Dec 29, 2009 2:18pm

Headline News a bit of everything
Donatos Founders Favorite (pizza crossing in Lancaster sucks)
TI-Rubberband Man
Jim Croce-You dont mess around with Jim
Clapton-You look wonderful tonight

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mtrulz

Posts: 2,905

Dec 29, 2009 2:20pm

september63 wrote: This doesnt apply to you. You will be sent to juvenile detention where your parents can still bring you your dinner each night!! LOL

But, but, I want TV.....and the music!

GoChiefs

Posts: 16,754

Dec 29, 2009 2:20pm

ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: Jay's pizza in Massillon

Where's that at and what's said good about it? We only have the damn franchised pizzas around here..nasty as hell.

Fab4Runner

Posts: 6,196

Dec 29, 2009 2:21pm

I am having a hard time picking a channel. FSN Ohio for Cavs games, CBS or Fox for the Browns, ESPN!?!? I just can't pick.

Grimaldi's Brick Oven Pizza in Scottsdale, AZ

Love in an Elevator (Aerosmith), Heard the World (OAR) and Uptown Girl (Billy Joel)

ZWICK 4 PREZ

Posts: 7,733

Dec 29, 2009 2:23pm

GoChiefs wrote:

Where's that at and what's said good about it? We only have the damn franchised pizzas around here..nasty as hell.

15th street on the West Side. It's like Krackers Pizza b/c that's what it was before Jay bought it. He worked there.
You weren't here for the original Krackers pizza. It was the GOAT.