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O-Trap

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Nov 5, 2013 7:41 PM
A friend of mine has the last name "Downs." Okay, that's fine. But they just announced that they were expecting, and they are referring to the coming child as "Baby Downs."

What do you guys think of this? Social faux pas? Am I an ass for going that way with it? Both?
Nov 5, 2013 7:41pm
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Brudda o da bomber

4,539 posts
Nov 5, 2013 7:44 PM
Actually, they just st the standard fot the kid really low. Anything much better than retarded will be a pleasant surprise.
Nov 5, 2013 7:44pm
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Brudda o da bomber

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Nov 5, 2013 7:45 PM
I guess their next kid will be named blowme.
Nov 5, 2013 7:45pm
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Con_Alma

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Nov 5, 2013 7:47 PM
Hardly a social faux pas when their last name is indeed Downs.
Nov 5, 2013 7:47pm
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sleeper

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Nov 5, 2013 7:48 PM
Con_Alma;1530120 wrote:Hardly a social faux pas when their last name is indeed Downs.
/Con_Alma'd
Nov 5, 2013 7:48pm
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cat_lover

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Nov 5, 2013 8:13 PM
They should name the baby Upson and that could be used for a boy or a girl.
Nov 5, 2013 8:13pm
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Tiernan

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Nov 5, 2013 9:50 PM
I'd have gone with "Scioto" or "Churchill
" if its a boy.
Nov 5, 2013 9:50pm
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1_beast

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Nov 5, 2013 11:49 PM
Its not like "baby otrap" has a ring to it.
Nov 5, 2013 11:49pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

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Nov 5, 2013 11:54 PM
1_beast;1530203 wrote:Its not like "baby otrap" has a ring to it.
Any parent that would call their child "Baby Otrap" needs repeatedly punched in the face.
Nov 5, 2013 11:54pm
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Curly J

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Nov 6, 2013 12:23 AM
Baby Gibby might work.
Nov 6, 2013 12:23am
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said_aouita

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Nov 6, 2013 3:57 AM
First name should be Churchill.
Nov 6, 2013 3:57am
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ernest_t_bass

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Nov 6, 2013 6:21 AM
Curly J;1530211 wrote:Baby Gibby might work.
They should not give the baby a name at all. Just call it Downs, ala gibby.
Nov 6, 2013 6:21am
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TedSheckler

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Nov 6, 2013 8:58 AM
Welcome baby waterhead to the world...
Nov 6, 2013 8:58am
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Heretic

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Nov 6, 2013 10:37 AM
Curly J;1530211 wrote:Baby Gibby might work.
lol, beat me to the punch. Bastard...
Nov 6, 2013 10:37am
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Mohican00

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Nov 6, 2013 1:24 PM
O-Trap;1530112 wrote:and they are referring to the coming child as "Baby Downs.
This is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard
Nov 6, 2013 1:24pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Nov 6, 2013 2:54 PM
baby potato sounds about right.
Nov 6, 2013 2:54pm
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Fab4Runner

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Nov 6, 2013 3:06 PM
I was going to suggest they go with Baby D, but that's not any better at all.
Nov 6, 2013 3:06pm
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O-Trap

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Nov 6, 2013 9:36 PM
DeyDurkie5;1530641 wrote:baby potato sounds about right.
This has been the best suggestion on the thread. Reps.
Nov 6, 2013 9:36pm
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Brudda o da bomber

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Nov 6, 2013 9:45 PM
I would ammend my suggestion to River or Scioto.
Nov 6, 2013 9:45pm