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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
Oct 18, 2013 12:09 PM
Hey, so according to one of my email accounts, I'm basically swimming in Russian women wanted to make my acquaintance. Too many for one man to handle, in fact. So out of the goodness of my heart, I figured I'd share the best and brightest of these chicks for you guys to fight over.

And so, I deliver to you, the alluring Elena. Hopefully she can grasp a penis with more proficiency than she grasps the English language, but whatever.
Hello! My name Elena. My age of 30 years. I live in Russia. I Write to
you from the Internet-cafe. I saw your structure on friends to a site.
I wish to get acquainted well with you. And we can Good friends, Whom
become. Probably it is more. I send you my photo. Thus, you can See
me. In mine to the country I had awfully experience And therefore I
have written to the person from other Country. To Me have offered work
in your country. I wish to find the person from Your country for
family of creation. Please, send me your photos also. To Write to me
For my new e-mail, the address where I can write to you the letter:
[email protected]. I very much the greater hope with which it
washes, the letter, does not remain without Also that you will write
attention to me, Answers my letter. I shall wait for yours the letter.
Elena.
Oct 18, 2013 12:09pm
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

6,504 posts
Oct 18, 2013 12:31 PM
email sent.
Oct 18, 2013 12:31pm
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redstreak one

Senior Member

1,152 posts
Oct 18, 2013 1:37 PM
Hell, her English is as good as 2/3rds of people from Pike County! lol
Oct 18, 2013 1:37pm
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MontyBrunswick

Oct 18, 2013 1:57 PM
redstreak one;1519787 wrote:Hell, her English is as good as 2/3rds of people from Pike County! lol
Is that where Belly lives?
Oct 18, 2013 1:57pm
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Fab4Runner

Tits McGee

6,196 posts
Oct 18, 2013 1:57 PM
My sister-in-law is Russian and she is too legit to quit! I suggest all of you take this offer.
Oct 18, 2013 1:57pm
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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
Oct 18, 2013 2:08 PM
Fab4Runner;1519797 wrote:My sister-in-law is Russian and she is too legit to quit! I suggest all of you take this offer.
For a second, I read this thinking you were trying to hook us up with your sister-in-law and wondering if your brother was aware of this.

Which made me laugh evilly for a second before realizing my mistake.
Oct 18, 2013 2:08pm
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Midstate01

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Oct 18, 2013 2:08 PM
Where's the picture?
Oct 18, 2013 2:08pm
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Fab4Runner

Tits McGee

6,196 posts
Oct 18, 2013 2:12 PM
Heretic;1519803 wrote:For a second, I read this thinking you were trying to hook us up with your sister-in-law and wondering if your brother was aware of this.

Which made me laugh evilly for a second before realizing my mistake.
Haha, no way. As lame as it sounds, they are the perfect couple.
Oct 18, 2013 2:12pm
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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
Oct 18, 2013 2:12 PM
Midstate01;1519804 wrote:Where's the picture?
Oi, my bad. I guess I never really noticed there was an attachment because I was loving the grammar and shit.

Here it be; hopefully it's clean enough for adsense. Or not. Whatever. It wins the CLASSY award for this day, at least.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]81[/ATTACH]
Oct 18, 2013 2:12pm
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Scarlet_Buckeye

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5,264 posts
Oct 18, 2013 2:49 PM
Heretic;1519807 wrote:Oi, my bad. I guess I never really noticed there was an attachment because I was loving the grammar and shit.

Here it be; hopefully it's clean enough for adsense. Or not. Whatever. It wins the CLASSY award for this day, at least.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]81[/ATTACH]
Can we get a bigger image? She actually looks really hot.
Oct 18, 2013 2:49pm
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said_aouita

Banned

8,532 posts
Oct 18, 2013 2:54 PM
Sounds legit.
Oct 18, 2013 2:54pm
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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
Oct 18, 2013 2:58 PM
Scarlet_Buckeye;1519811 wrote:Can we get a bigger image? She actually looks really hot.
If you click on the pic, a larger version pops up. I have no clue why the pic only shows up as a thumbnail when I upload it here, though.
Oct 18, 2013 2:58pm
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Devils Advocate

Brudda o da bomber

4,539 posts
Oct 18, 2013 3:38 PM
This sounds like an old book I read a long time ago

"The Great Russian Girlfriend Tragedy"


By Whoibit Chercocckoff
Oct 18, 2013 3:38pm
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TedSheckler

Emporium Entrepreneur

3,974 posts
Oct 18, 2013 3:52 PM
Is she going to share her $50 million with me if I give her my bank account number an routing number? If so, I'm in.
Oct 18, 2013 3:52pm
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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
Oct 18, 2013 4:00 PM
TedSheckler;1519834 wrote:Is she going to share her $50 million with me if I give her my bank account number an routing number? If so, I'm in.
I would guess so. Just don't be alarmed if she takes a lot of money out of your account. It's probably just to procure funds to get to America, so she can access her money, which of course, she can't get to while still in Russia because...yeah.
Oct 18, 2013 4:00pm
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#1DBag

Nothing to see here.

786 posts
Oct 18, 2013 10:39 PM
Mail sent for lulz.
Oct 18, 2013 10:39pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Oct 19, 2013 4:38 PM
"I very much the greater hope with which it washes, the letter, does not remain without."

My mind is full of fuck after trying to read that.
Oct 19, 2013 4:38pm
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cruiser_96

Senior Member

7,536 posts
Oct 19, 2013 5:17 PM
ccrunner609;1519866 wrote:I am 87% sure she has and STD
But she's only 5% to blame for that.
Oct 19, 2013 5:17pm
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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
Oct 25, 2013 1:22 PM
Hell yeah, peeps! Got a new one, but this one might be total dog as she didn't even send a pic that's at least 0.125% likely to actually be her. But she has the same "count to potato" proficiency with English, so it's cool.

My name is marina.
I have visited dating agency and could write you the letter.
I hope you not against to get acquainted and learn each other better.
Certainly if between us there will be a interest!
I write a little about me.

My character: Kind.
I like to do pleasant things for people.
I would like to make happy my darling, to care of him, to give him my love
and Care and warmly.
My Interests: to meet interesting people.
It is very interesting for studying history.
I love art.
Very much it is pleasant to me mountains and I love animals.
I love comfort and cosy atmosphere in the house, sometimes to prepare
unusual dishes.
I Search for the man from 35 till 55 years. I would like to meet the
handsome man fair, a little the romantic man with sense of humour.
I would like to see in this person reliable friend and on all life.
If it is interesting to you. I wait your answer!

[email protected]
Oct 25, 2013 1:22pm
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jmog

Senior Member

6,567 posts
Oct 25, 2013 3:35 PM
O-Trap;1520218 wrote:"I very much the greater hope with which it washes, the letter, does not remain without."

My mind is full of fuck after trying to read that.
I got a headache trying to read that one myself.

It made Belly look like William Shakespeare.
Oct 25, 2013 3:35pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Oct 25, 2013 11:08 PM
jmog;1523893 wrote:I got a headache trying to read that one myself.

It made Belly look like William Shakespeare.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Oct 25, 2013 11:08pm