The Week Johnny Football Died

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Tiernan
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Sep 8, 2013 8:07pm
This is the week the legend of Johnny Fuckup finally ends. This week I will become the biggest Crimson Tide fan there ever was. I'm depending on the genius of Saban to not allow this turd to avoid the flush this year and redeem the pride of Alabama football. I'd never wish for a player to be injured but if somehow a Bama LB can decapitate Manzier, I'm gonna buy him an iPad.
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Azubuike24
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Sep 8, 2013 11:25pm
IMO, I actually see it the other way. A&M is the deepest and most versatile offensive team Bama will face all year. Now, it doesn't mean A&M clearly wins, but I don't predict anyone will shut Manziel down. You're crazy if Bama is going to go into College Station and dominate him.
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said_aouita
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Sep 8, 2013 11:37pm
Hoping Manzel wins only because I dislike Saban more.
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Pick6
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Sep 9, 2013 12:38am
edit: just got the satire lol
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Sep 9, 2013 5:24am
Azubuike24;1497688 wrote:IMO, I actually see it the other way. A&M is the deepest and most versatile offensive team Bama will face all year. Now, it doesn't mean A&M clearly wins, but I don't predict anyone will shut Manziel down. You're crazy if Bama is going to go into College Station and dominate him.
this
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Sep 9, 2013 7:40am
Roll Damn Tide !!!
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vball10set
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Sep 9, 2013 7:53am
said_aouita;1497695 wrote:Hoping Saban wins only because I despise Manziel more.
This.
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Heretic
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Sep 9, 2013 10:34am
While Manziel comes off as more of an entitled little bitch pretty much every single time his name is spoken in the news, threads like this just make me want to cheer for him because the more success he has, the more hilariously over-the-top Tiernan's hate for him gets. And I want to see how rabid he can get.
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Sep 9, 2013 10:40am
I hope Johnny F goes off and A&M gets the W.
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Sep 9, 2013 11:02am
Automatik;1497787 wrote:I hope Johnny Fucks off and A&M gets the L.
fify :p
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Tiernan
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Sep 9, 2013 1:54pm
Automatik;1497787 wrote:I hope Johnny gags on his own vomit while ODing in an opium den
There fify 2x
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Automatik
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Sep 9, 2013 2:07pm
Great insight, as usual!
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ptown_trojans_1
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Sep 9, 2013 3:17pm
I say Bama wins, but TAMU covers. Bama, on the road, is like an 8 point favorite. Damn....
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Tiernan
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Sep 13, 2013 9:19am
Only one more glorious day until Johnny Fuckup becomes the answer to an obscure Sports Trivia question.
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Tiernan
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Sep 13, 2013 12:06pm
TSN will broadcast a continuous harangue of Johnny Fuckup during tomorrow's game, be sure to tune in.
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Tiernan
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Sep 14, 2013 11:47am
Only 3.5 hrs left in Johnny Fuckup's 15 minutes.
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Sep 14, 2013 11:56am
I hope Manziel goes off and A&M wins just to read all of the crying from some of you that would surely follow the game.
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Sep 14, 2013 12:00pm
Rotinaj;1500184 wrote:I hope Manziel goes off and A&M wins just to read all of the crying from some of you that would surely follow the game.
This.
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Heretic
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Sep 14, 2013 12:03pm
Rotinaj;1500184 wrote:I hope Manziel goes off and A&M wins just to read all of the crying from some of you that would surely follow the game.
lol, would be epic and would read again and again and again.
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Sep 14, 2013 12:26pm
Rotinaj;1500184 wrote:I hope Manziel goes off and A&M wins just to read all of the crying from some of you that would surely follow the game.
You mean from tiernan?

Everyone else on here and in the entire country hates manziel because he's a giant douchebag and it's completely warranted. But we don't whine and cry when he wins or loses.
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Automatik
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Sep 14, 2013 12:28pm
Tiernan doesn't even watch. He just gets bombed all day and pops off on here.

I'm pulling for A&M. Manziel is a tool, but I love his game. I just want evil Saban to go down.
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Sep 14, 2013 12:37pm
Automatik;1500205 wrote:Tiernan doesn't even watch. He just gets bombed all day and pops off on here.

I'm pulling for A&M. Manziel is a tool, but I love his game. I just want evil Saban to go down.
Yep. Manziel's a douche, but on the field, he's an entertaining douche. Alabama just annoys me because they're that boring team that's super-efficient and hardly ever loses. And I'll never forget two years ago when they and LSU played two of the most unwatchable high-profile games of all time only to get national praise for "titanic defensive struggles" or however it was phrased.

Give me entertaining douches all the time over boredom.
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Sep 14, 2013 12:50pm
Rotinaj;1500184 wrote:I hope Manziel goes off and A&M wins just to read all of the crying from some of you that would surely follow the game.
SportsAndLady;1500203 wrote:You mean from tiernan?

Everyone else on here and in the entire country hates manziel because he's a giant douchebag and it's completely warranted. But we don't whine and cry when he wins or loses.
This.