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Sep 7, 2013 9:45 PM
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Sep 7, 2013 10:38 PM
ccrunner609;1496970 wrote:Man Shawn Kemp has lost some weight

Antonio Cromartie I think
Sep 7, 2013 10:38pm
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gut

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Sep 7, 2013 10:54 PM
You're telling me he doesn't fully support those 27 kids? I'm shocked.

This guy needs to be "fixed" like the dog he is.
Sep 7, 2013 10:54pm
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Sep 7, 2013 11:14 PM
How ... how do you not start using a condom at SOME point before reaching 27?
Sep 7, 2013 11:14pm
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gut

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Sep 7, 2013 11:25 PM
O-Trap;1496986 wrote:How ... how do you not start using a condom at SOME point before reaching 27?
By the same token, after a certain point why would you suddenly start caring?

He's only 39. Should easily sire another dozen kids before he hangs up the silk shorts.
Sep 7, 2013 11:25pm
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Sep 7, 2013 11:30 PM
gut;1496991 wrote:By the same token, after a certain point why would you suddenly start caring?

He's only 39. Should easily sire another dozen kids before he hangs up the silk shorts.
I dunno. It seems like if you start digging a hole, and you realize you've dug too deep to get out, you still don't keep digging.
Sep 7, 2013 11:30pm
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Sep 8, 2013 1:50 AM
O-Trap;1496996 wrote:I dunno. It seems like if you start digging a hole, and you realize you've dug too deep to get out, you still don't keep digging.
Nawhhwwwww...he's been digging laterally for years

There's also the U-boat syndrome...Once you've passed crush depth and are doomed, then it becomes a question of just how deep you can get.
Sep 8, 2013 1:50am
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Sep 8, 2013 1:53 AM
gut;1497046 wrote:Nawhhwwwww...he's been digging laterally for years

There's also the U-boat syndrome...Once you've passed crush depth and are doomed, then it becomes a question of just how deep you can get.
Laterally? I don't even understand that analogy.

U-boat syndrome ... I must be crazy, because I'd still try to climb out.
Sep 8, 2013 1:53am
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gut

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Sep 8, 2013 2:27 AM
O-Trap;1497048 wrote:Laterally? I don't even understand that analogy.
Is it really that difficult? He's not actually digging deeper - I'm not sure how to phrase it, but at a certain point it becomes non-recourse fucking.

There are no additional repercussions whether he fathers one more child or 20 more. You're projecting your own morals and responsibilities. This guy is flipping burgers - he doesn't care who buys and what happens.
Sep 8, 2013 2:27am
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Sep 8, 2013 3:16 PM
gut;1497054 wrote:Is it really that difficult? He's not actually digging deeper - I'm not sure how to phrase it, but at a certain point it becomes non-recourse fucking.

There are no additional repercussions whether he fathers one more child or 20 more. You're projecting your own morals and responsibilities. This guy is flipping burgers - he doesn't care who buys and what happens.
Oh, I'm not projecting my own anything. My first thought would be the legal responsibilities (handed down by the courts, not me), but perhaps I know too little about child support.

As for morals, I frankly don't give a shit how many kids he has.
Sep 8, 2013 3:16pm
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gut

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Sep 8, 2013 3:33 PM
Courts can't take money he doesn't have.

LOL, it's probably not even worth the legal fees for the baby mamma's to go after him for child support.
Sep 8, 2013 3:33pm
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Sep 8, 2013 4:37 PM
gut;1497316 wrote:Courts can't take money he doesn't have.

LOL, it's probably not even worth the legal fees for the baby mamma's to go after him for child support.
I suppose. Still, the sooner he stops, the sooner the last one turns 18.
Sep 8, 2013 4:37pm