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Dr. Heinz Fraudster

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Sep 4, 2013 9:50 PM
Dogs can be good people but there is something not right about a human being picking up the feces of an animal.
I simply don't think we were created to get down like that (literally).
Dogs probably look at their owner after they have taken a shit thinking:

- Why is that human stealing my shit and putting it in a plastic bag?

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How do you feel about this serious fecal dilemma?
Leave that shit or bag that shit?
Should humans even have dogs as pets?
Sep 4, 2013 9:50pm
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majorspark

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Sep 4, 2013 10:10 PM
My dogs know where to shit and its the backyard. Plus they are small dogs so their shits are baked solid to about a 1/4 of their original size in less than 24hrs in the dry days of summer. In spring the rain quickly disintegrates them. The winter shits are frozen solid and harmless until spring where the first hard rain takes care of that minefield. In the fall they are covered by the falling leaves.
Sep 4, 2013 10:10pm
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vdubb96

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Sep 5, 2013 8:27 AM
I use a shovel to p/up my dogs shat, hate mowing over it plus the kids are always in the backyard. Don't really feel like cleaning up dog shat off my youngin's.
Sep 5, 2013 8:27am
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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 5, 2013 8:54 AM
I clean the poop every time before I mow, and here and there when it is in a general walkway.
Sep 5, 2013 8:54am
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wildcats20

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Sep 5, 2013 9:13 AM
Don't own a dog of you aren't going to clean up after it.
Sep 5, 2013 9:13am
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Flash

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Sep 5, 2013 9:16 AM
Taught my dogs to go in flower beds only. Never have to pick up and fertilizes plants.
Sep 5, 2013 9:16am
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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 5, 2013 9:17 AM
Flash;1495842 wrote:Taught my dogs to go in flower beds only. Never have to pick up and fertilizes plants.
Uh oh. Don't let belly hear this.
Sep 5, 2013 9:17am
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Tiernan

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Sep 5, 2013 9:26 AM
Dog crap is not manure Flash.
Sep 5, 2013 9:26am
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Curly J

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Sep 5, 2013 9:36 AM
wildcats20;1495839 wrote:Don't own a dog of you aren't going to clean up after it.
^^^ THIS !!!

We clean up after our Dog in our back yard and when out on walks. The last thing I want to smell on a hot summer day is stinky dog poop, while I'm on my patio having a Barley Pop. Plus I could be fined by our Condo Association for not doing so. I just think it's common courtesy.
Sep 5, 2013 9:36am
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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 5, 2013 9:38 AM
Curly J;1495853 wrote:^^^ THIS !!!

We clean up after our Dog in our back yard and when out on walks. The last thing I want to smell on a hot summer day is stinky dog poop, while I'm on my patio having a Barley Pop. Plus I could be fined by our Condo Association for not doing so. I just think it's common courtesy.
What do you do with the feces at home? I have a big bucket that I sit by our shed out back that collects the dog poop until trash day.
Sep 5, 2013 9:38am
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Curly J

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Sep 5, 2013 9:53 AM
ernest_t_bass;1495854 wrote:What do you do with the feces at home? I have a big bucket that I sit by our shed out back that collects the dog poop until trash day.

If we are on a walk we'll throw the bag in the dumpster. We have a sealed bag on our back porch that we'll collect it in until it's full, then toss it in the dumpster.
Sep 5, 2013 9:53am
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TedSheckler

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Sep 5, 2013 10:18 AM
I make my dog shit in the neighbor's yard. Not my problem.
Sep 5, 2013 10:18am
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MontyBrunswick

Sep 5, 2013 10:41 AM
TedSheckler;1495868 wrote:I make my dog shit in the neighbor's yard. Not my problem.

I normally just shit in my neighbors backyard. Is this okay, or do I need a dog? Plz reply.
Sep 5, 2013 10:41am
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TedSheckler

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Sep 5, 2013 10:55 AM
Why shit in their backyard when you can shit on their porch?
Sep 5, 2013 10:55am
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MontyBrunswick

Sep 5, 2013 11:02 AM
TedSheckler;1495892 wrote:Why shit in their backyard when you can shit on their porch?

I'll try this out. Maybe I'll shit on their car.
Sep 5, 2013 11:02am
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Sep 5, 2013 11:33 AM
Crappy thread.
Sep 5, 2013 11:33am
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thavoice

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Sep 5, 2013 11:54 AM
Dr. Heinz Kesler;1495626 wrote:Dogs can be good people but there is something not right about a human being picking up the feces of an animal.
I simply don't think we were created to get down like that (literally).
Dogs probably look at their owner after they have taken a **** thinking:

- Why is that human stealing my **** and putting it in a plastic bag?

.

How do you feel about this serious fecal dilemma?
Leave that **** or bag that ****?
Should humans even have dogs as pets?
Think Seinfeld did a bit on that. Something like what if aliens were watching us they would think that dogs were the superior beings because they see humans cleaning up their shit.

When I would bring our dog on a run that damned thing had an uncanny knack for shitting right at the 3/4 mark of the run/walk. No matter what route I would take the damned thing would shit.

And no..I wouldn't clean it up.
Sep 5, 2013 11:54am
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Sep 5, 2013 12:38 PM
Have a couple down the street who just let their dogs run free as can be. Their friggin boxer was dropping land mines in my (and the surrounding neighbors) yard on a daily/nightly basis. Called animal control, the township, etc and nothing was done about it.

Apparently the guy who owned it was in an "on again, off again" relationship with his woman as they split up and he moved out to the country to stay with friends. I'm driving home one night and I see a white boxer laying dead right next to the road. This is probably 5 miles from where the guy lived and I was thinking "dang....that looks like that dog from down on the corner....no way he traveled out this far."

About a week later I'm talking to my neighbor, who also bitched about the dog, and he says "well....won't have to worry about that dog shitting in our yards anymore." He explains the story that they split up and the dumbass owner let the dog run free near a busy highway that frequently has semi's bearing down it and on the first day it gets hit by a vehicle.

Some dumbasses shouldn't own pets. It did solve the shitting problem in a most unfortunate way.
Sep 5, 2013 12:38pm
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Dr. Heinz Fraudster

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Sep 5, 2013 5:24 PM
wildcats20;1495839 wrote:Don't own a dog of you aren't going to clean up after it.
Great words of wisdom, blood.
However the dog is my sons pet. Being a midget I am not a fan of animals taller than me.
Life as a shorty shouldn't be so rough.
Sep 5, 2013 5:24pm