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Wed, Aug 7, 2013 1:27 PM Aug 7, 2013 1:27 PM

Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson, John Wayne and Sean Connery (in their prime) take on The Rock, Vin Diesel, Mark Wahlberg and Dainel Craig?

Aug 7, 2013 1:27pm

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Wed, Aug 7, 2013 2:02 PM Aug 7, 2013 2:02 PM

Give Clint a bottle of whiskey and he whips all of them.

Aug 7, 2013 2:02pm

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Wed, Aug 7, 2013 2:09 PM Aug 7, 2013 2:09 PM

The latter, and it isn't even close.

Aug 7, 2013 2:09pm

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Wed, Aug 7, 2013 3:53 PM Aug 7, 2013 3:53 PM

ernest_t_bass;1483461 wrote:The latter, and it isn't even close.

This.

Aug 7, 2013 3:53pm

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Wed, Aug 7, 2013 4:15 PM Aug 7, 2013 4:15 PM

A fist fight? Easily the latter. If it is a gun duel easily the former.

Aug 7, 2013 4:15pm

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Wed, Aug 7, 2013 4:24 PM Aug 7, 2013 4:24 PM

Your mom.

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Wed, Aug 7, 2013 5:05 PM Aug 7, 2013 5:05 PM

2013 Tigers. /End Thread

Aug 7, 2013 5:05pm

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Wed, Aug 7, 2013 6:24 PM Aug 7, 2013 6:24 PM

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Wed, Aug 7, 2013 7:12 PM Aug 7, 2013 7:12 PM

Steubenville.

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Wed, Aug 7, 2013 11:25 PM Aug 7, 2013 11:25 PM

The Rock couldn't carry Clint's jock.

Aug 7, 2013 11:25pm

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Thu, Aug 8, 2013 10:50 AM Aug 8, 2013 10:50 AM

Tiernan;1483760 wrote:The Rock couldn't carry Clint's jock.

The Rock can lift several hundred pounds. A simple jock would be no problem.

However, Wahlberg and Craig don't even count in the equation. The Rock and Vin Diesel are just too massive.

Aug 8, 2013 10:50am

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Thu, Aug 8, 2013 11:07 AM Aug 8, 2013 11:07 AM

hasbeen;1483965 wrote: The Rock and Vin Diesel are just too massive.

Sean Connery's 1964 Karate & Jujitsu skills always took down guys much bigger than these two poseurs.

Aug 8, 2013 11:07am

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Sat, Sep 7, 2013 11:22 PM Sep 7, 2013 11:22 PM

Tiernan;1483975 wrote:Sean Connery's 1964 Karate & Jujitsu skills always took down guys much bigger than these two poseurs.

What's a poseur?

Unless that's French for "big-ass man," I'd wager you're mistaken.

As for Connery's martial arts, the man had his wrist snapped because he pissed off the instructor. Doesn't sound like he came out of those lessons with anything close to Bruce Lee skills.

Sep 7, 2013 11:22pm

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Sun, Sep 8, 2013 12:07 AM Sep 8, 2013 12:07 AM

I pick the black guy.

Sep 8, 2013 12:07am

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Sun, Sep 8, 2013 12:12 AM Sep 8, 2013 12:12 AM

said_aouita;1497018 wrote:I pick the black guy.

Well, Vin Diesel is of "ambiguous ethnicity" and Dwayne Johnson is part Samoan and part African Canadian. Does that count?

Sep 8, 2013 12:12am

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Sun, Sep 8, 2013 4:06 AM Sep 8, 2013 4:06 AM

Real life or their movie personas? Straight-up it's The Rock no contest. Although Wahlberg does wield a mean cinder block.

Sep 8, 2013 4:06am

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Sun, Sep 8, 2013 4:07 AM Sep 8, 2013 4:07 AM

On second thought...Clint Eastwood doesn't give a shit...brings a gun...kills them all

Sep 8, 2013 4:07am

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Sun, Sep 8, 2013 10:14 AM Sep 8, 2013 10:14 AM

O-Trap;1497023 wrote:.. and part African Canadian. Does that count?

Dwayne should win obviously but I'm hoping Mark, Vinny and Danny gang up on the silly black canuk Rock and beat him down eh.

The Rock is partBlack Nova Scotians who's famous for fleeing Colonial America= neg'ed
Rock was on a ncaa d1 national championship football team= plus
A professional wrestler= neg'ed

Sep 8, 2013 10:14am

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Sun, Sep 8, 2013 10:22 AM Sep 8, 2013 10:22 AM

gut;1497059 wrote:Although Wahlberg does wield a mean cinder block.

It's how he got the role for Dirk Diggler.

Sep 8, 2013 10:22am

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Sun, Sep 8, 2013 10:29 AM Sep 8, 2013 10:29 AM

gut;1497059 wrote:Although Wahlberg does wield a mean cinder block.

It's how he got the role in Boogie Nights.

Sep 8, 2013 10:29am