Tiernan;1478454 wrote:This thread won't last long

Rotinaj;1478460 wrote: How long is not long?

GOONx19;1478419 wrote:She's a natural beauty. Maybe not Monica Belluci gorgeous, but very pretty. Apparently exotic beauty, flawless skin, and silky smooth hair aren't enough for OC standards.

I'll tell you something else about Asian women (for those of you without passports and stuck in crapholes like Steubenville, Lancaster and Springfield), one of the best things about them is they all look the same from behind. No joke. I could walk around Paragon Mall all day and just watch women in loose clothing go up escalators. Sometimes they would grab their skirts, but every 40th or 50th time they wouldn't. If you rush up and look at them in the face it was like Christmas. Sometimes the present wasn't good - like a pair of knitted socks from your great aunt, or sometimes they would be hotter than Maggie Q or Michelle Yeoh and like the GI Joe with the kung fu grip you asked santa for (or in case if Generation whine, a crappy power rangers doll or pokemon thing or whatever douchey thing they liked). That's another thumbs up for Asian women.

Cue COA, like_that and their squad of goons who follow me around just to harass me with their failpwn jokes.

/MB'd

Fly4Fun;1478047 wrote:You should probably NSFW tag the thread title as the first thing you see when clicking on the thread is an ass.

Fly4Fun;1478047 wrote:the first thing you see when clicking on the thread is an ass.

Devils Advocate;1478562 wrote:So many places to go with this....

GOONx19;1478419 wrote:She's a natural beauty. Maybe not Monica Belluci gorgeous, but very pretty. Apparently exotic beauty, flawless skin, and silky smooth hair aren't enough for OC standards.

I'll tell you something else about Asian women (for those of you without passports and stuck in crapholes like Steubenville, Lancaster and Springfield), one of the best things about them is they all look the same from behind. No joke. I could walk around Paragon Mall all day and just watch women in loose clothing go up escalators. Sometimes they would grab their skirts, but every 40th or 50th time they wouldn't. If you rush up and look at them in the face it was like Christmas. Sometimes the present wasn't good - like a pair of knitted socks from your great aunt, or sometimes they would be hotter than Maggie Q or Michelle Yeoh and like the GI Joe with the kung fu grip you asked santa for (or in case if Generation whine, a crappy power rangers doll or pokemon thing or whatever douchey thing they liked). That's another thumbs up for Asian women.

Cue COA, like_that and their squad of goons who follow me around just to harass me with their failpwn jokes.

/MB'd

GOONx19;1478419 wrote:She's a natural beauty. Maybe not Monica Belluci gorgeous, but very pretty. Apparently exotic beauty, flawless skin, and silky smooth hair aren't enough for OC standards.

I'll tell you something else about Asian women (for those of you without passports and stuck in crapholes like Steubenville, Lancaster and Springfield), one of the best things about them is they all look the same from behind. No joke. I could walk around Paragon Mall all day and just watch women in loose clothing go up escalators. Sometimes they would grab their skirts, but every 40th or 50th time they wouldn't. If you rush up and look at them in the face it was like Christmas. Sometimes the present wasn't good - like a pair of knitted socks from your great aunt, or sometimes they would be hotter than Maggie Q or Michelle Yeoh and like the GI Joe with the kung fu grip you asked santa for (or in case if Generation whine, a crappy power rangers doll or pokemon thing or whatever douchey thing they liked). That's another thumbs up for Asian women.

Cue COA, like_that and their squad of goons who follow me around just to harass me with their failpwn jokes.

/MB'd

Fly4Fun;1478047 wrote:You should probably NSFW tag the thread title as the first thing you see when clicking on the thread is an ass.

GOONx19;1478419 wrote:She's a natural beauty. Maybe not Monica Belluci gorgeous, but very pretty. Apparently exotic beauty, flawless skin, and silky smooth hair aren't enough for OC standards.I'll tell you something else about Asian women (for those of you without passports and stuck in crapholes like Steubenville, Lancaster and Springfield), one of the best things about them is they all look the same from behind. No joke. I could walk around Paragon Mall all day and just watch women in loose clothing go up escalators. Sometimes they would grab their skirts, but every 40th or 50th time they wouldn't. If you rush up and look at them in the face it was like Christmas. Sometimes the present wasn't good - like a pair of knitted socks from your great aunt, or sometimes they would be hotter than Maggie Q or Michelle Yeoh and like the GI Joe with the kung fu grip you asked santa for (or in case if Generation whine, a crappy power rangers doll or pokemon thing or whatever douchey thing they liked). That's another thumbs up for Asian women.Cue COA, like_that and their squad of goons who follow me around just to harass me with their failpwn jokes./MB'd