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Belly35

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Jul 22, 2013 7:23 AM
The wife has gone out a bought a Juicer. … Omega VRT350HD … not cheap
Not just a Juicer but a Masticating Juicer …. Masticating my ass it does do pork chops or ribs.

What the hell! The wife claims this will help keep me in shape and healthy .. the fucking price almost stopped my heart.

Help please… Anyone on the OC doing this Juicing thing? Please explain the madness…
Can I make Fresh tomato Bloody Mary in it?
Jul 22, 2013 7:23am
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vdubb96

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Jul 22, 2013 7:26 AM
Juicers are stupid. Hope this helps
Jul 22, 2013 7:26am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Jul 22, 2013 7:26 AM
I put a macerating toilet in my old basement.

Hope this helps.
Jul 22, 2013 7:26am
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Jul 22, 2013 7:28 AM
they're a pain in the ass to clean. I love my blender, but having to clean it makes me hesitate to use it.
Jul 22, 2013 7:28am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Jul 22, 2013 7:30 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1476429 wrote:they're a pain in the ass to clean. I love my blender, but having to clean it makes me hesitate to use it.
Aren't you married?
Jul 22, 2013 7:30am
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Belly35

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Jul 22, 2013 7:31 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1476428 wrote:I put a macerating toilet in my old basement.

Hope this helps.
Do you drink what in it ... :)
Jul 22, 2013 7:31am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Jul 22, 2013 7:33 AM
Belly35;1476432 wrote:Do you drink what in it ... :)
no but it was expensive, too.
Jul 22, 2013 7:33am
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Belly35

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Jul 22, 2013 7:33 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1476429 wrote:they're a pain in the ass to clean. I love my blender, but having to clean it makes me hesitate to use it.
This comes apart very easy and looks to be simple to clean .... dish washer safe...
Jul 22, 2013 7:33am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Jul 22, 2013 7:37 AM
Belly35;1476425 wrote:The wife claims this will help keep me in shape and healthy
Tell your wife you've made it over 60 years without a $400 juicer
Jul 22, 2013 7:37am
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Belly35

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Jul 22, 2013 7:53 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1476436 wrote:Tell your wife you've made it over 60 years without a $400 juicer
Great point...
Jul 22, 2013 7:53am
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 22, 2013 7:53 AM
(post blaming Obama here)
Jul 22, 2013 7:53am
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Iliketurtles

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Jul 22, 2013 7:59 AM
Man Zwick you are in a roll in this thread...

But thankfully nope I don't have a juicer and I'm pretty sure my wife has no plans to go buy one.
Jul 22, 2013 7:59am
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said_aouita

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Jul 22, 2013 8:23 AM
$300 bucks for something that mashes food?


Belly....shame on you.


A hammer is a lot cheaper and you'd get a workout while using it.



or just use a shotgun.
Jul 22, 2013 8:23am
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adog

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Jul 22, 2013 5:49 PM
Belly...just asked my ole lady and she says..hell yes you can make a fresh mater Bloody Mary in it ( for the record we do not have a "juicer" but wifey says yes so it must be true) ;)
Jul 22, 2013 5:49pm
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Gardens35

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Jul 22, 2013 6:13 PM
Belly, stay off the juice.
Jul 22, 2013 6:13pm
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Classyposter58

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Jul 22, 2013 6:23 PM
Jul 22, 2013 6:23pm
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Tigerfan00

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Jul 22, 2013 6:44 PM


This wouldve been cheaper.
Jul 22, 2013 6:44pm
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hasbeen

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Jul 22, 2013 7:00 PM
~$400 juicer for a guy who owns 3 businesses and only needs half a pair of glasses. should be no sweat.
Jul 22, 2013 7:00pm
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Belly35

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Jul 22, 2013 9:53 PM
hasbeen;1476999 wrote:~$400 juicer for a guy who owns 3 businesses and only needs half a pair of glasses. should be no sweat.


Two business, free glasses from the VA ( that I have never used)
I could careless about the cost (she got 30% off plus Kohl cash whatever that is) buy smart is still important to us.
Jul 22, 2013 9:53pm
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 22, 2013 9:58 PM
Belly35;1477097 wrote:I could careless about the cost
Then what is the big deal? You use it to blend up fruit and vegetables. It's healthy or whatever.
Jul 22, 2013 9:58pm
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Jul 22, 2013 10:18 PM
Buy V8 lol
Jul 22, 2013 10:18pm
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OSH

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Jul 22, 2013 11:38 PM
I hope to get a juicer in the near future and do some juicing. It's healthy and I need that.
Jul 22, 2013 11:38pm
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Wally

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Jul 23, 2013 7:47 AM
We have a juicer. Wife shopped around to get the cheapest one though-so I doubt it cost $400. I like it, it's not hard to clean, and yes you can make a fresh tomatoe bloody mary in it if that's what you want.
Jul 23, 2013 7:47am