vdubb96
Posts: 2,210
Jul 16, 2013 8:45am
Would bang. Doesn't have fat boobies like Upton!!!SnotBubbles;1473155 wrote:I'm in the group that thinks the 2nd picture isHinges. Not the 3rd though.
Also, am I the only one who would plow hard?
WTF is the matter with some of you guys?!?!
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Jul 16, 2013 8:47am
Hingis is attractive, being an athlete she has strong and defined arms when she's in a tennis match. She also has the large forehead, but she's still pretty. Certainly not the hottest woman in the world (according to People magazine that's Paltrow - vomit), but yeah, she's cute.
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Sonofanump
Jul 16, 2013 10:19am
Agree.SnotBubbles;1473155 wrote:I'm in the group that thinks the 2nd picture isHinges. Not the 3rd though.
Also, am I the only one who would plow hard?
WTF is the matter with some of you guys?!?!
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jul 16, 2013 11:46am
Didn't some rag just name Alaska Nebraska as the hottest woman? and btw...Paltrow is pretty hot.....not hottest in the world but still not too shabbyManhattan Buckeye;1473168 wrote:Hingis is attractive, being an athlete she has strong and defined arms when she's in a tennis match. She also has the large forehead, but she's still pretty. Certainly not the hottest woman in the world (according to People magazine that's Paltrow - vomit), but yeah, she's cute.
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Jul 16, 2013 12:31pm
Paltrow is a high school 5. She is who she is because she's Blythe Danner's daughter. She's doable, but not hot.

SnotBubbles
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Jul 16, 2013 4:09pm

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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Jul 16, 2013 4:23pm
Was that Paltrow? It looks nothing like her.
lhslep134
Posts: 9,774
Jul 16, 2013 4:40pm
Does it matter?!Manhattan Buckeye;1473360 wrote:Was that Paltrow? It looks nothing like her.

Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Jul 16, 2013 4:43pm
Wait, what? That looks EXACTLY like Paltrow...Manhattan Buckeye;1473360 wrote:Was that Paltrow? It looks nothing like her.
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ironman02
Posts: 4,989
Jul 16, 2013 8:18pm
The second pic actually is Niki Taylor, so whoever said that is right. Not sure who the third one is, but it's not Hingis.
It doesn't really matter, though. Everyone can think what they want.
It doesn't really matter, though. Everyone can think what they want.

rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Jul 16, 2013 8:44pm
I said that it was Niki Taylor. You can tell by the arms and the rib cage showing. Also I would plow all females that have been pictured in this thread.ironman02;1473448 wrote:The second pic actually is Niki Taylor, so whoever said that is right. Not sure who the third one is, but it's not Hingis.
It doesn't really matter, though. Everyone can think what they want.
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Jul 17, 2013 3:37am
The second picture isn't Niki Taylor. It looks like a glamorized photo of Martina Hingis. If that is Niki Taylor it is the worst photo of her. At any rate I hope everyone realizes that all of these photos are brushed to some level. When you look at Playboy (as an example) you might as well be looking at a Barbie doll.

rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Jul 17, 2013 4:40am
Really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell us something we don't know Sherlock.Manhattan Buckeye;1473718 wrote:The second picture isn't Niki Taylor. It looks like a glamorized photo of Martina Hingis. If that is Niki Taylor it is the worst photo of her. At any rate I hope everyone realizes that all of these photos are brushed to some level. When you look at Playboy (as an example) you might as well be looking at a Barbie doll.
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Jul 17, 2013 7:56am
This.Manhattan Buckeye;1473718 wrote:The second picture isn't Niki Taylor. It looks like a glamorized photo of Martina Hingis. ...
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jul 17, 2013 8:20am
I'm just amazed this crap thread actually made it to 40 posts. The over / under at time of release was 7.
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Jul 17, 2013 8:28am
I bet the over and won.
vdubb96
Posts: 2,210
Jul 17, 2013 8:53am
#42

Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Jul 17, 2013 9:26am
Gwyneth Paltrow is fucking beautiful. Somebody please neg this man into oblivion.
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Jul 17, 2013 9:40am
I'm not sure anyone has uttered the phrase "Gwyneth Paltrow is beautiful" ever, let alone with an adjective.
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BoatShoes
Posts: 5,703
Jul 17, 2013 9:59am
Manhattan Buckeye;1473785 wrote:I'm not sure anyone has uttered the phrase "Gwyneth Paltrow is beautiful" ever, let alone with an adjective.

Nice troll MB. Way to go.

Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Jul 17, 2013 10:00am
She might not be the hottest woman on the planet, but she is certainly beautiful.Manhattan Buckeye;1473785 wrote:I'm not sure anyone has uttered the phrase "Gwyneth Paltrow is beautiful" ever, let alone with an adjective.

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BoatShoes
Posts: 5,703
Jul 17, 2013 10:07am

^MB called this chick "Absolutely Gorgeous"
Whereas

^MB called this chick a high school 5.
In reality, they are both hot...a reasonable person could call them beautiful...and I would smash repeatedly without hesitation. While you might disagree on which one is "hotter"...to act like one is a "high school 5" while the other is "absolutely gorgeous" is absurd.
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Jul 17, 2013 10:32am
Have you seen Dave Chapelle's show where he impersonates Prince?
I'm waiting for Saturday Night Live do something similar, perhaps having a Gwyneth Paltrow impersonation in a Martha Stewart like type of show, where Gwyenth explains how she handles her household chores with her "slaves" working for her. It might be funny for just a few minutes, but that's just like all SNL skits.
At any rate, she's barely above Paris Hilton in the famous for being famous category, and in some ways is more annoying. Yeah, she was in Shakespeare in Love, in what 1997?
I'm waiting for Saturday Night Live do something similar, perhaps having a Gwyneth Paltrow impersonation in a Martha Stewart like type of show, where Gwyenth explains how she handles her household chores with her "slaves" working for her. It might be funny for just a few minutes, but that's just like all SNL skits.
At any rate, she's barely above Paris Hilton in the famous for being famous category, and in some ways is more annoying. Yeah, she was in Shakespeare in Love, in what 1997?

GOONx19
Posts: 7,147
Jul 17, 2013 10:49am
MB's most beautiful woman 2013:


Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Jul 17, 2013 10:53am
Shakespeare in Love is seriously the last movie you can name that shes been in?