Sack the Ripper: Man tears off part of his peen while in a shroom-induced frenzy

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Jun 26, 2013 5:50 PM
O-Trap;1463355 wrote:Dear lord!

Of course it took place in Ohio as well ...
He may of originally been from Ohio but it sounds like the actual penis ripping happened in Ypsilanti, Michigan.
Jun 26, 2013 5:50pm
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Jun 26, 2013 5:52 PM
The Detroit Free Press is reporting that a 41-year-old man from Columbus, Ohio, ripped off part of his penis while he was high on mushrooms early Monday in Ypsilanti Township.

Washtenaw County sheriff deputies responded to a burglary alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School, 105 N. Mansfield St., to find a broken window and the man, who was naked, screaming and bloody from the waist down, according to the report. He was reportedly close to death and was transported to St. Joseph Mercy Hospital for treatment.
Jun 26, 2013 5:52pm
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Jun 26, 2013 5:54 PM
Good catch.

Ultimately, a man ripped off his penis. I don't care if he's from Muskogee, Oklahoma or the magical land of Narnia. That's fucking nuts.
Jun 26, 2013 5:54pm
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Jun 26, 2013 6:06 PM
O-Trap;1463366 wrote:Good catch.
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Hopefully it's not considered derailment by pointing out it happened in Michigan and not Ohio.

I also bit my lip so not to LOL.


Please don't ban me to the basement.



Hope this helps.
Jun 26, 2013 6:06pm
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Jun 26, 2013 6:07 PM
The URL from the dispatch yesterday said Columbus_penis_ripper lol
Jun 26, 2013 6:07pm
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Jun 26, 2013 6:15 PM
O-Trap;1463366 wrote:That's fucking nuts.
So dick only, he did not rip off his sac.
Jun 26, 2013 6:15pm
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Jun 26, 2013 6:28 PM
Trueblue23;1463380 wrote:Hey Super Mod, isn't it a rule not to curse in the thread titles?

It is. So I didn't.
Sonofanump;1463381 wrote:So dick only, he did not rip off his sac.
The article said part of his scrotum.

Either way, that sucks.
Jun 26, 2013 6:28pm
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Jun 26, 2013 6:28 PM
Dick is a curse word when referring to the penis

/sleepered
Jun 26, 2013 6:28pm
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Jun 26, 2013 6:29 PM
sack up
Jun 26, 2013 6:29pm
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Jun 26, 2013 6:29 PM
Trueblue23;1463389 wrote:Dick is a curse word when referring to the penis

/sleepered
Meh, I've never consider it a curse, but I'll change it if it offends your delicate sensibilities.
Jun 26, 2013 6:29pm
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Jun 26, 2013 6:30 PM
O-Trap;1463391 wrote:Meh, I've never consider it a curse, but I'll change it if it offends your delicate sensibilities.
My sensibilities are delicate and offended.
Jun 26, 2013 6:30pm
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Jun 26, 2013 6:38 PM
Trueblue23;1463392 wrote:My sensibilities are delicate and offended.
Changed, but ...

Jun 26, 2013 6:38pm
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Jun 26, 2013 6:42 PM
O-Trap;1463399 wrote:Changed, but ...

Your question mark does not intimidate me.
Jun 26, 2013 6:42pm
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Jun 26, 2013 6:50 PM
Trueblue23;1463380 wrote:Hey Super Mod, isn't it a rule not to curse in the thread titles?
Look at the Ex Mod getting all Moddy. ;)
Jun 26, 2013 6:50pm
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Jun 26, 2013 6:52 PM
Curly J;1463412 wrote:Look at the Ex Mod getting all Moddy. ;)
I don't really care what it says, I was just busting his balls lol
Jun 26, 2013 6:52pm
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Jun 26, 2013 7:02 PM
Trueblue23;1463414 wrote:I don't really care what it says, I was just busting his balls lol
As I was busting yours. See what I did there ??? hehe
Jun 26, 2013 7:02pm
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Jun 26, 2013 7:06 PM
Curly J;1463419 wrote:As I was busting yours. See what I did there ??? hehe
Hit the sarcasm button next time dbag!!!!!

lol
Jun 26, 2013 7:06pm
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Jun 26, 2013 10:10 PM
Trueblue23;1463414 wrote:I don't really care what it says, I was just busting his balls lol
"Busting his balls" on a topic about ripping peen skin. Irony?
Jun 26, 2013 10:10pm
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Jun 26, 2013 10:17 PM
O-Trap;1463487 wrote:"Busting his balls" on a topic about ripping peen skin. Irony?

Irony is Ironic. Maybe it was Pun intended or in this case Peen intended.
Jun 26, 2013 10:17pm
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Jun 26, 2013 10:31 PM
O-Trap;1463487 wrote:"Busting his balls" on a topic about ripping peen skin. Irony?

"Peen" did make me laugh lol
Jun 26, 2013 10:31pm