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MontyBrunswick
Jun 17, 2013 9:58am
Say you had the opportunity to view some life statistics upon your death. What would your most-wanted/interesting stats?
Mine:
1. # of people at my funeral (names, too)
2. Total # of people interacted with during my life
3. Total amount of money spent/earned
4. # of near-death experiences inadvertently avoided
5. Total miles traveled
Mine:
1. # of people at my funeral (names, too)
2. Total # of people interacted with during my life
3. Total amount of money spent/earned
4. # of near-death experiences inadvertently avoided
5. Total miles traveled
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jun 17, 2013 10:10am
Sluts and money. And #1
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jun 17, 2013 10:13am
I think I'd like to see & hear;
1. What people show up & what they say at my funeral and every thing after that doesn't matter to me.
1. What people show up & what they say at my funeral and every thing after that doesn't matter to me.
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Jun 17, 2013 11:50am
I hope that there is a funeral for me if and only if my wiffe and kids need one for their sake.
My answer to the question* posed would be:
1. That I had one and only wife wife that I was deeply devoted to experiencing a wonderful and challenging life with.
2. That I raised two caring and productive cildren.
My answer to the question* posed would be:
1. That I had one and only wife wife that I was deeply devoted to experiencing a wonderful and challenging life with.
2. That I raised two caring and productive cildren.
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MontyBrunswick
Jun 17, 2013 11:59am
Those aren't statistics, so your typical attempt at trying to sound philosophical is irrelevant here.Con_Alma;1458943 wrote:1. That I had one and only wife wife that I was deeply devoted to experiencing a wonderful and challenging life with.
2. That I raised two caring and productive cildren.
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Jun 17, 2013 12:04pm
1 wife , 2 kids are indeed statistics.dlazz;1458946 wrote:Those aren't statistics, so your typical attempt at trying to sound philosophical is irrelevant here.
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MontyBrunswick
Jun 17, 2013 12:07pm
A more appropriate question for you would be:Con_Alma;1458950 wrote:1 wife , 2 kids are indeed statistics.
# of wives:
# of kids:
You posed two yes/no questions. :thumbdown:
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Jun 17, 2013 12:14pm
Nah. The question you asked was perfect for me. I didn't pose a question at all.
"What would your most wanted stats."
I'll simplify my answer for you.
...that I had one wife and two kids.
"What would your most wanted stats."
I'll simplify my answer for you.
...that I had one wife and two kids.
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MontyBrunswick
Jun 17, 2013 12:21pm
Con_Alma;1458958 wrote:Nah. The question you asked was perfect for me. I didn't pose a question at all.
"What would your most wanted stats."
I'll simplify my answer for you.
...that I had one wife and two kids.
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Jun 17, 2013 12:22pm
dlazz;1458960 wrote:
uhhhh no. I got your point. I think you will find in many of my posts that I take a different perspective when the point I would much rather make is of my thought process.
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MontyBrunswick
Jun 17, 2013 12:24pm
Oh. All this time I thought you were just a jackass.Con_Alma;1458962 wrote: I think you will find in many of my posts that I take a different perspective when the point I would much rather make is of my thought process.
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Jun 17, 2013 12:25pm
...and now you don't? Hmmmm. Why the change?dlazz;1458965 wrote:Oh. All this time I thought you were just a jackass.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Jun 17, 2013 12:32pm
I'd honestly like to know how many times I've jacked off.
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MontyBrunswick
Jun 17, 2013 1:13pm
That's a good oneSnotBubbles;1458970 wrote:I'd honestly like to know how many times I've jacked off.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jun 17, 2013 1:34pm
This plus ejaculated in general.SnotBubbles;1458970 wrote:I'd honestly like to know how many times I've jacked off.
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MontyBrunswick
Jun 17, 2013 1:49pm
Guy I worked with suggested "volume of alcohol consumed"
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jun 17, 2013 1:59pm
Of the choices given, #1.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 17, 2013 6:33pm
Number of young people I've helped find their way over the years with my sage advice...most of you would be part of that total.
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Jun 17, 2013 7:31pm
The average lifespan of an NFL player is longer than an MLB player.
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MontyBrunswick
Jun 17, 2013 7:47pm
Thought of a few more:
Total breaths taken/heartbeats
Time spent sleeping vs. awake
Total breaths taken/heartbeats
Time spent sleeping vs. awake
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jun 17, 2013 10:18pm
Con_Alma;1458962 wrote:uhhhh no. I got your point. I think you will find in many of my posts that I take a different perspective when the point I would much rather make is of my thought process.
But you'd know those things before dying so the point is moot for this question.
Fap stats for sure.
Cat Food Flambe'
Posts: 1,230
Jun 17, 2013 11:39pm
How about the number of miles your male member "traveled" in your lifetime?
AKA as the Fornication Utilization Coefficient or the FUC Factor...
AKA as the Fornication Utilization Coefficient or the FUC Factor...
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Jun 17, 2013 11:41pm
i like this one. how many times if i had turned left instead or right or left 5 minutes earlier what may have happened.dlazz;1458890 wrote: 4. # of near-death experiences inadvertently avoided
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Jun 18, 2013 8:53am
...not unless I know when I'm going to die.j_crazy;1459229 wrote:But you'd know those things before dying so the point is moot for this question.
Fap stats for sure.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Jun 18, 2013 9:19am
ernest_t_bass;1458988 wrote:This plus ejaculated in general.
I'm sure those two numbers would be the same for snot