SportsAndLady;1459284 wrote:I'm sure those two numbers would be the same for snot

He has kids, so he's at least had sex twice.

Con_Alma;1459282 wrote:...not unless I know when I'm going to die.

The question was upon your death what would you like to know. Regardless the answer, as you were dying you'd know if you were divorced and if your kids loved you. So please stop. Your wife doesn't read this, no one wants to be like you. You inspire your kids, love your wife, and annoy the fuck out of us trying to sound like you're a better man than the rest of us.

j_crazy;1459311 wrote:The question was upon your death what would you like to know. Regardless the answer, as you were dying you'd know if you were divorced and if your kids loved you. So please stop. Your wife doesn't read this, no one wants to be like you. You inspire your kids, love your wife, and annoy the **** out of us trying to sound like you're a better man than the rest of us.

This was the question. "Say you had the opportunity to view some life statistics upon your death. What would your most-wanted/interesting stats?" I have to answer the question today. Upon death it's my hope to know such answers for it's impossible to know them as I answer this question.

I respectfully decline your request to "stop".

I would hope no one wants to be like me, Lol. I would hope they want to be like themselves!

I am not trying to sound like I am better than anyone. Let me very clear. I am not, nor do I seek to be. I seek only to be me and don't measure the success of doing so by determining if it's better than anyone else on earth.

Okay Gandhi. Your grasp of the question is flawed, not your answer.

j_crazy;1459316 wrote:Okay Gandhi. Your grasp of the question is flawed, not your answer.

As stated before, I understand what he's looking for. I choose to take a different approach.

Con_Alma;1459317 wrote:As stated before, I understand what he's looking for. I choose to take a different approach.

Translation: fuck your thread. Fuck your question. Here's what i want to talk about, and how im a better person because of my existential thoughts.

j_crazy;1459320 wrote:Translation: fuck your thread. Fuck your question. Here's what i want to talk about, and how im a better person because of my existential thoughts.

Yep.

Con is persistently a pain in the ass because of this.

j_crazy;1459320 wrote:Translation: **** your thread. **** your question. Here's what i want to talk about, and how im a better person because of my existential thoughts.

Better?? Nah.

Thought of another: total people interacted with

In addition to some of the ones mentioned, I'd like to know

1. Total # of swear words I used during my life
2. Total # of beers I have purchased
3. Total amount of time spent having sex
4. Total length of every shit I had taken if each turd was laid end to end

ccrunner609;1459457 wrote:i would like to actually know what people thought of me.

You're a real glutton for punishment, ain't ya' :rolleyes:

sherm03;1459381 wrote:In addition to some of the ones mentioned, I'd like to know

1. Total # of swear words I used during my life
2. Total # of beers I have purchased
3. Total amount of time spent having sex
4. Total length of every shit I had taken if each turd was laid end to end

For #3: A rough estimate is I've had sex 1,000 times. So right now, I'd say about an hour and 15 minutes have been spent having sex.

Money I wasted on random shit. Golf, alcohol, volcano burritos with no sour cream and extra lava sauce, etc.

GOONx19;1459697 wrote:Money I wasted on random shit. Golf, alcohol, volcano burritos with no sour cream and extra lava sauce, etc.

Quicken

Con Alma sucks

GOONx19;1459697 wrote:Money I wasted on random ****. Golf, alcohol, volcano burritos with no sour cream and extra lava sauce, etc.

This is wasted money??? Stuff like this is what makes working worthwhile...