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MontyBrunswick

Jun 17, 2013 9:58 AM
Say you had the opportunity to view some life statistics upon your death. What would your most-wanted/interesting stats?

Mine:

1. # of people at my funeral (names, too)
2. Total # of people interacted with during my life
3. Total amount of money spent/earned
4. # of near-death experiences inadvertently avoided
5. Total miles traveled
Jun 17, 2013 9:58am
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ernest_t_bass

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Jun 17, 2013 10:10 AM
Sluts and money. And #1
Jun 17, 2013 10:10am
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4cards

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Jun 17, 2013 10:13 AM
I think I'd like to see & hear;

1. What people show up & what they say at my funeral and every thing after that doesn't matter to me.
Jun 17, 2013 10:13am
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Con_Alma

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Jun 17, 2013 11:50 AM
I hope that there is a funeral for me if and only if my wiffe and kids need one for their sake.

My answer to the question* posed would be:

1. That I had one and only wife wife that I was deeply devoted to experiencing a wonderful and challenging life with.

2. That I raised two caring and productive cildren.
Jun 17, 2013 11:50am
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MontyBrunswick

Jun 17, 2013 11:59 AM
Con_Alma;1458943 wrote:1. That I had one and only wife wife that I was deeply devoted to experiencing a wonderful and challenging life with.

2. That I raised two caring and productive cildren.
Those aren't statistics, so your typical attempt at trying to sound philosophical is irrelevant here.
Jun 17, 2013 11:59am
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Con_Alma

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Jun 17, 2013 12:04 PM
dlazz;1458946 wrote:Those aren't statistics, so your typical attempt at trying to sound philosophical is irrelevant here.
1 wife , 2 kids are indeed statistics.
Jun 17, 2013 12:04pm
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MontyBrunswick

Jun 17, 2013 12:07 PM
Con_Alma;1458950 wrote:1 wife , 2 kids are indeed statistics.
A more appropriate question for you would be:

# of wives:
# of kids:

You posed two yes/no questions. :thumbdown:
Jun 17, 2013 12:07pm
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Con_Alma

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Jun 17, 2013 12:14 PM
Nah. The question you asked was perfect for me. I didn't pose a question at all.

"What would your most wanted stats."

I'll simplify my answer for you.

...that I had one wife and two kids.
Jun 17, 2013 12:14pm
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MontyBrunswick

Jun 17, 2013 12:21 PM
Con_Alma;1458958 wrote:Nah. The question you asked was perfect for me. I didn't pose a question at all.

"What would your most wanted stats."

I'll simplify my answer for you.

...that I had one wife and two kids.
Jun 17, 2013 12:21pm
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Con_Alma

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Jun 17, 2013 12:22 PM
dlazz;1458960 wrote:

uhhhh no. I got your point. I think you will find in many of my posts that I take a different perspective when the point I would much rather make is of my thought process.
Jun 17, 2013 12:22pm
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MontyBrunswick

Jun 17, 2013 12:24 PM
Con_Alma;1458962 wrote: I think you will find in many of my posts that I take a different perspective when the point I would much rather make is of my thought process.
Oh. All this time I thought you were just a jackass.
Jun 17, 2013 12:24pm
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Con_Alma

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Jun 17, 2013 12:25 PM
dlazz;1458965 wrote:Oh. All this time I thought you were just a jackass.
...and now you don't? Hmmmm. Why the change?
Jun 17, 2013 12:25pm
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SnotBubbles

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Jun 17, 2013 12:32 PM
I'd honestly like to know how many times I've jacked off.
Jun 17, 2013 12:32pm
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MontyBrunswick

Jun 17, 2013 1:13 PM
SnotBubbles;1458970 wrote:I'd honestly like to know how many times I've jacked off.
That's a good one
Jun 17, 2013 1:13pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jun 17, 2013 1:34 PM
SnotBubbles;1458970 wrote:I'd honestly like to know how many times I've jacked off.
This plus ejaculated in general.
Jun 17, 2013 1:34pm
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MontyBrunswick

Jun 17, 2013 1:49 PM
Guy I worked with suggested "volume of alcohol consumed"
Jun 17, 2013 1:49pm
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vball10set

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Jun 17, 2013 1:59 PM
Of the choices given, #1.
Jun 17, 2013 1:59pm
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Tiernan

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Jun 17, 2013 6:33 PM
Number of young people I've helped find their way over the years with my sage advice...most of you would be part of that total.
Jun 17, 2013 6:33pm
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Pick6

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Jun 17, 2013 7:31 PM
The average lifespan of an NFL player is longer than an MLB player.
Jun 17, 2013 7:31pm
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MontyBrunswick

Jun 17, 2013 7:47 PM
Thought of a few more:

Total breaths taken/heartbeats
Time spent sleeping vs. awake
Jun 17, 2013 7:47pm
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Jun 17, 2013 10:18 PM
Con_Alma;1458962 wrote:uhhhh no. I got your point. I think you will find in many of my posts that I take a different perspective when the point I would much rather make is of my thought process.

But you'd know those things before dying so the point is moot for this question.

Fap stats for sure.
Jun 17, 2013 10:18pm
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Jun 17, 2013 11:39 PM
How about the number of miles your male member "traveled" in your lifetime?

AKA as the Fornication Utilization Coefficient or the FUC Factor...
Jun 17, 2013 11:39pm
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Jun 17, 2013 11:41 PM
dlazz;1458890 wrote: 4. # of near-death experiences inadvertently avoided
i like this one. how many times if i had turned left instead or right or left 5 minutes earlier what may have happened.
Jun 17, 2013 11:41pm
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Con_Alma

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Jun 18, 2013 8:53 AM
j_crazy;1459229 wrote:But you'd know those things before dying so the point is moot for this question.

Fap stats for sure.
...not unless I know when I'm going to die.
Jun 18, 2013 8:53am
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SportsAndLady

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Jun 18, 2013 9:19 AM
ernest_t_bass;1458988 wrote:This plus ejaculated in general.

I'm sure those two numbers would be the same for snot
Jun 18, 2013 9:19am