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Belly35

Elderly Intellectual

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Jun 14, 2013 9:04 AM
I have done many crazy things in my life and so have many of you.

What are some of those things you will not do again?

I will not eat Ham loaf or Mountain Oysters ever again
I hate standing on the top of Skyscrapers … will avoid at all cost
Will not go on those swing ships at Amusement Parks, I like my balls just where they are
I will never climb a 200 foot tower again, what the hell was I thinking
Disarm a booby trap ..hopefully
Will not take the wife to Hocking Hills in the winter… I should have known better
I will not go to the pistol range with this guy Dave ever … I will shoot him I know it
I don’t do 220 electrical connections ever again
Never get drunk on wine..
Jun 14, 2013 9:04am
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Raw Dawgin' it

Just Ain't Care

11,466 posts
Jun 14, 2013 9:06 AM
I will never get drunk on rum or tequila ever again.

I will never not stop for police officers, once was enough.
Jun 14, 2013 9:06am
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MontyBrunswick

Jun 14, 2013 9:31 AM
I voted in a presidential election once and that was pretty pointless, so I probably won't vote in one again.
Jun 14, 2013 9:31am
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Belly35

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9,716 posts
Jun 14, 2013 9:55 AM
dlazz;1457777 wrote:I voted in a presidential election once and that was pretty pointless, so I probably won't vote in one again.
And that's a good thing for the country :D
Jun 14, 2013 9:55am
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MontyBrunswick

Jun 14, 2013 9:59 AM
Belly35;1457790 wrote:And that's a good thing for the country :D
You're right. A system in which two systems control everything and get nothing done is excellent for the country.
Jun 14, 2013 9:59am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Jun 14, 2013 10:03 AM
I plead not guilty once. I won't do that again so as I don't anger people who think I'm guilty.
Jun 14, 2013 10:03am
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Belly35

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Jun 14, 2013 10:12 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1457796 wrote:I plead not guilty once. I won't do that again so as I don't anger people who think I'm guilty.
Lying is never a good thing ... take responsibility of your action and do the right thing from the start.

Woud be a liar about your golf score so why be a liar in court... </SPAN>
Jun 14, 2013 10:12am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Jun 14, 2013 10:21 AM
Belly35;1457800 wrote:Lying is never a good thing ... take responsibility of your action and do the right thing from the start.

Woud be a liar about your golf score so why be a liar in court... </SPAN>
Might not be such a bad thing if it saves your neck
Jun 14, 2013 10:21am
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A PAC

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Jun 14, 2013 10:23 AM
Say "I do".
Jun 14, 2013 10:23am
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Belly35

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Jun 14, 2013 10:50 AM
A PAC;1457805 wrote:Say "I do".
commitment ... prefect well done
Jun 14, 2013 10:50am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jun 14, 2013 12:06 PM
Psychedelic mushrooms. Incredible trip, but don't want to do it again.
Jun 14, 2013 12:06pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jun 14, 2013 12:07 PM
A PAC;1457805 wrote:Say "I do".
I agree with this. I hope I never have to say these words again, regardless of my status. If my wife dies, or I get divorced, there is no way in hell I will ever get married again.
Jun 14, 2013 12:07pm
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Geronimo

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Jun 14, 2013 3:02 PM
I will never take a piss directly after cutting up habanero peppers again.
Jun 14, 2013 3:02pm
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Belly35

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Jun 14, 2013 4:08 PM
Geronimo;1457931 wrote:I will never take a piss directly after cutting up habanero peppers again.


That is just stupid 101 mofo but very funny
Jun 14, 2013 4:08pm
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Pick6

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14,946 posts
Jun 15, 2013 11:22 AM
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.
Jun 15, 2013 11:22am
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Devils Advocate

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4,539 posts
Jun 15, 2013 11:37 AM
I will never piss on a house with bushes unless I check first for an electric outlet.
Jun 15, 2013 11:37am
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DeyDurkie5

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11,324 posts
Jun 15, 2013 12:33 PM
Taking 8 percocet while heavily drinking. Never again.
Jun 15, 2013 12:33pm
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Pick6

A USA American

14,946 posts
Jun 15, 2013 12:59 PM
DeyDurkie5;1458247 wrote:Taking 8 percocet while heavily drinking. Never again.
Surprised you arent dead.
Jun 15, 2013 12:59pm
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Trueblue23

BASEDgod

7,463 posts
Jun 16, 2013 2:36 AM
DeyDurkie5;1458247 wrote:Taking 8 percocet while heavily drinking. Never again.
Pick6;1458250 wrote:Surprised you arent dead.
Depends on what MG they were, I'm assuming 10
Jun 16, 2013 2:36am
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said_aouita

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Jun 16, 2013 7:54 AM
Have a head full of acid trippin balls for two days straight with no sleep and then decide to be the driver on a road trip without directions or knowing exactly where you were going.
Jun 16, 2013 7:54am
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BRF

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Jun 16, 2013 1:21 PM
I will never get a third vasectomy.
Jun 16, 2013 1:21pm
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Trueblue23

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Jun 16, 2013 1:37 PM
said_aouita;1458426 wrote:Have a head full of acid trippin balls for two days straight with no sleep and then decide to be the driver on a road trip without directions or knowing exactly where you were going.
Took a bunch of acid once and decided I wanted to join the army. Went to the recruiting station straight tripping, good thing I couldn't pass the drug test lol
Jun 16, 2013 1:37pm