WTF is wrong with Asians!?

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Jun 13, 2013 10:10 AM
"My boyfriend started licking my eyeballs years ago and I just loved it," a 29-year-old environmental science student from the U.S. Virgin Islands told The Huffington Post. "I'm not with him anymore, but I still like to ask guys to lick my eyeballs. I just love it because it turns me on, like sucking on my toes. It makes me feel all tingly."
'Eyeball Licking' Trend Is Giving All the Japanese Kids Pink Eye - http://gawker.com/eyeball-licking-trend-is-giving-all-the-japanese-kids-512987107

So MB, is this why you love them so much? So you lick a lot of balls?
Jun 13, 2013 10:10am
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Jun 13, 2013 10:19 AM
Oops. Gif fail. Try link --> http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3uu6y5/
Jun 13, 2013 10:19am
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Jun 13, 2013 10:20 AM
Pink eye? Aren't their eyes closed enough?
Jun 13, 2013 10:20am
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Jun 13, 2013 10:28 AM
Waiting for MB's response.
Jun 13, 2013 10:28am
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Jun 13, 2013 10:30 AM
like_that;1457211 wrote:Waiting for MB's response.

Eyeball licking is definitely an 8. James Bond loves it!
Jun 13, 2013 10:30am
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Jun 13, 2013 10:32 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1457192 wrote:'Eyeball Licking' Trend Is Giving All the Japanese Kids Pink Eye - http://gawker.com/eyeball-licking-trend-is-giving-all-the-japanese-kids-512987107

So MB, is this why you love them so much? So you lick a lot of balls?
No question that Asians are messed up, there only a couple billion of them - have you listened to Asian pop music? I'm only concerned about the women that are hot, can speak English and like Western men (the middle part is arguably unnecessary).

I'll take the top 1,000 hottest Asian women, and forget about the rest of the 99.9% of the population.
Jun 13, 2013 10:32am
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Jun 13, 2013 10:32 AM
...I heard this story earlier today. Those kids are f'd up!
Jun 13, 2013 10:32am
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Jun 13, 2013 10:48 AM
[h=2]WTF is wrong with Asians!?[/h]

They are horrible drivers and talk engrish funny.
Jun 13, 2013 10:48am
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Tiernan

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Jun 13, 2013 11:50 AM
...and Raw Dawg says I'm racist....wow.
Jun 13, 2013 11:50am
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Jun 13, 2013 2:35 PM
Tiernan;1457277 wrote:...and Raw Dawg says I'm racist....wow.
You're a racist and an idiot. Explain how my post is racist.
Jun 13, 2013 2:35pm
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Jun 13, 2013 2:50 PM
Brooklyn Decker does not do this.

Title rescinded...
Jun 13, 2013 2:50pm
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gut

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Jun 13, 2013 3:01 PM
Hey, if your girlfriend smelled like rotten sushi poontang you'd lick the eyeball, too! :laugh:
Jun 13, 2013 3:01pm
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Jun 13, 2013 3:33 PM
Manhattan Buckeye;1457215 wrote:It's 3 am here in china, where I work and live and raise a family and creep out asians...No question that Asians are messed up, there only a couple billion of them - have you listened to Asian pop music? I'm only concerned about the women that are hot, can speak English and like Western men (the middle part is arguably unnecessary).

I'll take the top 1,000 hottest Asian women, and forget about the rest of the 99.9% of the population.
There ya go, fixed it for you.
Jun 13, 2013 3:33pm
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Jun 13, 2013 5:02 PM
DeyDurkie5;1457418 wrote:There ya go, fixed it for you.
Not sure if that was meant to be funny or accurate, but at any rate it didn't work. If you're going to do a FIFY, at least make a good one. Even if it was accurate (it isn't) it still sucked.
Jun 13, 2013 5:02pm
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Jun 13, 2013 6:01 PM
What's wrong with Asians is the fact there's too damn many.
Jun 13, 2013 6:01pm
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Jun 13, 2013 7:51 PM
MB- are you married, and if so, is it to an Asian?
Jun 13, 2013 7:51pm
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Jun 13, 2013 10:19 PM
Most like western white men though so we've got a shot with the hotties
Jun 13, 2013 10:19pm
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Jun 14, 2013 4:40 AM
Some of the slant eyed dudes can sing like chicks.

[video=youtube;-XkRxHs4iis][/video]
Jun 14, 2013 4:40am
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