The funny part is he still hasn't posted his top 5 Asian celebrities. He just likes to see his own posts (aka likes to hear himself speak), so he posts a bunch of gibberish about Asian women. "OMG asian women have great skin and hair." I am sure there are plenty of boners in the world over hair and skin lolfail.

like_that;1453857 wrote:Mentioning a specific type of massage does not make you witty. Are you really that dumb, or should I say insecure?

Yes it is a fail. It is an epic fail. Why don't you post a meme? Or create a gif with Jean-Luc Picard with a facepalm with "MB, is he is really that dumb". Your generation sucks. I'm not sure what is worse, the baby boomers that took a gift from WWII and took our country into crap (not to take this to the political board) or generation whine, which made asshats like Jimmy Fallon and Jon Stewart celebrities. Can you at least try to be clever?

I'll tell you something else about Asian women (for those of you without passports and stuck in crapholes like Steubenville, Lancaster and Springfield), one of the best things about them is they all look the same from behind. No joke. I could walk around Paragon Mall all day and just watch women in loose clothing go up escalators. Sometimes they would grab their skirts, but every 40th or 50th time they wouldn't. If you rush up and look at them in the face it was like Christmas. Sometimes the present wasn't good - like a pair of knitted socks from your great aunt, or sometimes they would be hotter than Maggie Q or Michelle Yeoh and like the GI Joe with the kung fu grip you asked santa for (or in case if Generation whine, a crappy power rangers doll or pokemon thing or whatever douchey thing they liked). That's another thumbs up for Asian women.

"The funny part is he still hasn't posted his top 5 Asian celebrities"

Because I don't care. Aside from the two I posted above how many can you name? They don't exist if. You live in America (F--k Yeah), you get American celebrities. I don't care about an airbrushed person in People or Playboy mag. They are unobtainable people that live in Hollywood - its not that much different than Justin Bieber.

All anyone has to do is go to google image and type in "hot Asian women" and you'll find plenty...and if your child alert is off you'll find most of them without clothing.

Manhattan Buckeye;1453869 wrote:Yes it is a fail. It is an epic fail. Why don't you post a meme? Or create a gif with Jean-Luc Picard with a facepalm with "MB, is he is really that dumb". Your generation sucks. I'm not sure what is worse, the baby boomers that took a gift from WWII and took our country into crap (not to take this to the political board) or generation whine, which made asshats like Jimmy Fallon and Jon Stewart celebrities. Can you at least try to be clever?

I'll tell you something else about Asian women (for those of you without passports and stuck in crapholes like Steubenville, Lancaster and Springfield), one of the best things about them is they all look the same from behind. No joke. I could walk around Paragon Mall all day and just watch women in loose clothing go up escalators. Sometimes they would grab their skirts, but every 40th or 50th time they wouldn't. If you rush up and look at them in the face it was like Christmas. Sometimes the present wasn't good - like a pair of knitted socks from your great aunt, or sometimes they would be hotter than Maggie Q or Michelle Yeoh and like the GI Joe with the kung fu grip you asked santa for (or in case if Generation whine, a crappy power rangers doll or pokemon thing or whatever douchey thing they liked). That's another thumbs up for Asian women.

Manhattan Buckeye;1453869 wrote:Yes it is a fail. It is an epic fail. Why don't you post a meme? Or create a gif with Jean-Luc Picard with a facepalm with "MB, is he is really that dumb". Your generation sucks. I'm not sure what is worse, the baby boomers that took a gift from WWII and took our country into crap (not to take this to the political board) or generation whine, which made asshats like Jimmy Fallon and Jon Stewart celebrities. Can you at least try to be clever?

I'll tell you something else about Asian women (for those of you without passports and stuck in crapholes like Steubenville, Lancaster and Springfield), one of the best things about them is they all look the same from behind. No joke. I could walk around Paragon Mall all day and just watch women in loose clothing go up escalators. Sometimes they would grab their skirts, but every 40th or 50th time they wouldn't. If you rush up and look at them in the face it was like Christmas. Sometimes the present wasn't good - like a pair of knitted socks from your great aunt, or sometimes they would be hotter than Maggie Q or Michelle Yeoh and like the GI Joe with the kung fu grip you asked santa for (or in case if Generation whine, a crappy power rangers doll or pokemon thing or whatever douchey thing they liked). That's another thumbs up for Asian women.

Post your top 5 celebrities Asians or stfu. Thanks.

Also, I could easily brag about where I have lived, where I currently live, my credentials, etc to counter your false assumptions.... However, I am not an insecure old fuck who realized he is passed his prime, so I don't need to justify myself on a message board to make myself feel better. BTW, the "your young generation sucks" act belongs to footwedge. Congrats on being at the same level as that guy.

The funniest part about all the shit you get from posters is you still have no fucking clue why you are given shit. Despite how smart you claim you are, to me that makes you one of the dumbest posters on this site.

Cue MB's jerk off post about how he is so witty and how is life is sweet.

Manhattan Buckeye;1453869 wrote:Yes it is a fail. It is an epic fail. Why don't you post a meme? Or create a gif with Jean-Luc Picard with a facepalm with "MB, is he is really that dumb". Your generation sucks. I'm not sure what is worse, the baby boomers that took a gift from WWII and took our country into crap (not to take this to the political board) or generation whine, which made asshats like Jimmy Fallon and Jon Stewart celebrities. Can you at least try to be clever?

I'll tell you something else about Asian women (for those of you without passports and stuck in crapholes like Steubenville, Lancaster and Springfield), one of the best things about them is they all look the same from behind. No joke. I could walk around Paragon Mall all day and just watch women in loose clothing go up escalators. Sometimes they would grab their skirts, but every 40th or 50th time they wouldn't. If you rush up and look at them in the face it was like Christmas. Sometimes the present wasn't good - like a pair of knitted socks from your great aunt, or sometimes they would be hotter than Maggie Q or Michelle Yeoh and like the GI Joe with the kung fu grip you asked santa for (or in case if Generation whine, a crappy power rangers doll or pokemon thing or whatever douchey thing they liked). That's another thumbs up for Asian women.

WTF? Watching 40-50 women go up escalators in a mall to catch 1 peep show glimpse? That's not very efficient? Lol

^^^

That's about 2 minutes worth of time. Imagine a whole lunch hour.

It is Asia, not bumb-f--ked Ohio. The malls are packed. There aren't Wal-marts or any other standalone store. Nearly everything is at a mall. Space is too valuable.

Commander of Awesome;1453875 wrote:Cue MB's jerk off post about how he is so witty and how is life is sweet.

Sweet? That's worse than fail. This isn't 2005. Next can I get a "derp?

Manhattan Buckeye;1453878 wrote:Sweet? That's worse than fail. This isn't 2005. Next can I get a "derp?

Maybe if you herp nicely, I'll give you a derp.

Manhattan Buckeye;1453878 wrote:Sweet? That's worse than fail. This isn't 2005. Next can I get a "derp?

Circle jerk was so clever. :rolleyes:

Manhattan Buckeye;1453877 wrote:^^^

That's about 2 minutes worth of time. Imagine a whole lunch hour.

It is Asia, not bumb-f--ked Ohio. The malls are packed. There aren't Wal-marts or any other standalone store. Nearly everything is at a mall. Space is too valuable.

You do realize a good portion (hell, maybe even half) of the posters on this site do not live in Ohio, right? Also gotta love how you trash ohio, yet you support the state of Ohio with your username. Nice contradiction fail.

Repeating yourself already? It was old the first time, try it again and it might be worth more than a baseball card, or the American Dollar.

Derp, derp derp derp.

And I don't need to be witty, you can just keep posting and make yourself look more like a smug idiot. Thanks for doing all the work.

like_that;1453881 wrote:You do realize a good portion (hell, maybe even half) of the posters on this site do not live in Ohio, right? Also gotta love how you trash ohio, yet you support the state of Ohio with your username. Nice contradiction fail.

.

Fail again. Derp.

This isn't about Ohio, I like Ohio. I'm a Reds fan. I'm a Buckeye fan. I don't get what you are saying at all. I thought we were trying to be witty and make jokes.

If you don't get my point, you truly are stupid.

Manhattan Buckeye;1453870 wrote:"The funny part is he still hasn't posted his top 5 Asian celebrities"

Because I don't care. Aside from the two I posted above how many can you name? They don't exist if. You live in America (F--k Yeah), you get American celebrities. I don't care about an airbrushed person in People or Playboy mag. They are unobtainable people that live in Hollywood - its not that much different than Justin Bieber.

All anyone has to do is go to google image and type in "hot Asian women" and you'll find plenty...and if your child alert is off you'll find most of them without clothing.

You don't care and yet you chime in on a thread titled "Miss Ohiochatter - Championship" specifically pitting "Hot Celebrities" against one another for shits and giggles, to complain about how there are "no Asian women" and then proceed to say all this goofy stuff about hot asian women at the mall, etc. that is way off topic

It's a simple rule in teh internetz world. Pics or GTFO.

This is the Asian Chick from the new Melrose Place that was on like 3 years ago.

Manhattan Buckeye;1453885 wrote:.

Fail again. Derp.

This isn't about Ohio, I like Ohio. I'm a Reds fan. I'm a Buckeye fan. I don't get what you are saying at all. I thought we were trying to be witty and make jokes.

If you don't get my point, you truly are stupid.

Smh, you are not even close to being as smart as you think you are. I get your point. That was your second time taking a shot at the State of Ohio. You are not kidding anyone.

"It's a simple rule in teh internetz world. Pics or GTFO."

Does Lulz follow next?

I miss a lot when threads turn into bickering. I stop reading and probably miss some decent posts.

That is all.

like_that;1453887 wrote:Smh, you are not even close to being as smart as you think you are. I get your point. That was your second time taking a shot at the State of Ohio. You are not kidding anyone.

What was my point then?

I'm going to stop joking.

My point was I can take a joke, and laugh about it. While you, COA and the rest of your group can't. I don't need to whine about harassment, you guys simply suck at harassing.

"Fail" - wow, I'll remember that next time.

SnotBubbles;1453889 wrote:I miss a lot when threads turn into bickering. I stop reading and probably miss some decent posts.

That is all.

QQ

I prob miss a lot of decent points on your radio show bc its on a christian network.

That is all.

SnotBubbles;1453889 wrote:I miss a lot when threads turn into bickering. I stop reading and probably miss some decent posts.

That is all.

Not really. We were all discussing the finalists, then MB insisted on preaching how Asian women are the hottest in the world, despite not being able to provide 5 hot asian celebrties that belong in the mix. Those are the cliff notes for you. You done QQing?

Maggie Q, bitch.

Manhattan Buckeye;1453888 wrote:"It's a simple rule in teh internetz world. Pics or GTFO."

Does Lulz follow next?

You provide those yourself my friend:

http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/showthread.php?36182-Hands-Off-My-Va-jeen!&p=1257502&highlight=pubic#post1257502

Respectfully disagree. A female's pubic hair is an awesome thing in moderation - you get to see if the carpet matches the drapes and seeing some peeking out from a bikini gave me my first climax in 5th grade. I don't get the whole shaved thing. Might as well have sex with a barbie doll. No way would I ever want my wife to do the full shear - she's an American she shaves her armpits and keeps her pubes, unlike a Euro that shaves their pubes and keeps their armpits. That, my friend is disgusting.

And assuming you watched Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (the Oscar nominated film, not Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis from the film Old School), you will know that Zhang Ziyi is very hot.