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May 30, 2013 9:29 AM
During their (obvious) mental instability eras?

Lindsay Lohan
Status: Batshit Crazy


Britney Spears
Status: The Lobotomy Appears to Have Worked


Amanda Bynes
Status: Nearly Certifiably Batshit Crazy


Mindy McCready
Status: Deceased
May 30, 2013 9:29am
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May 30, 2013 9:34 AM
Before Photos (but you're banging them during their low points...this is just for reference):

Lohan


Spears:


Bynes:


McCready:
May 30, 2013 9:34am
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May 30, 2013 9:38 AM
Bynes.
May 30, 2013 9:38am
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May 30, 2013 9:38 AM
I'm gonna have to go with Bynes. I don't like the whole "wig" or "shaved head" thing....but her slutty Tweets make her the hottest during her meltdown era.
May 30, 2013 9:38am
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May 30, 2013 9:40 AM
SnotBubbles;1450001 wrote:I'm gonna have to go with Bynes. I don't like the whole "wig" or "shaved head" thing....but her slutty Tweets make her the hottest during her meltdown era.
Seriously? Just because you failed doesn't mean you're not McCready.
May 30, 2013 9:40am
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May 30, 2013 9:41 AM
Bynes. Easily. Plus I've always liked her more than the others.
May 30, 2013 9:41am
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May 30, 2013 9:42 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1450002 wrote:Seriously? Just because you failed doesn't mean you're not McCready.
So I should pick McCready?
May 30, 2013 9:42am
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May 30, 2013 9:42 AM
What else was shaved ? :D

that's important in getting my vote .. mofo
May 30, 2013 9:42am
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May 30, 2013 9:42 AM
bynes
May 30, 2013 9:42am
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May 30, 2013 9:43 AM
Belly35;1450005 wrote:What else was shaved ? :D
Her vagina.
May 30, 2013 9:43am
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May 30, 2013 9:43 AM
Belly35;1450005 wrote:What else was shaved ? :D
shaving is for poor people, they wax.
May 30, 2013 9:43am
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May 30, 2013 9:49 AM
Bynes
May 30, 2013 9:49am
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May 30, 2013 10:13 AM
Lindsey because she even looks hot in a jail uniform.

May 30, 2013 10:13am
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May 30, 2013 10:22 AM
said_aouita;1450019 wrote:Lindsey because she even looks hot in a jail uniform.
This coming from a guy who was asking how eveyrones dicks hang...
May 30, 2013 10:22am
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May 30, 2013 10:24 AM
SnotBubbles;1449999 wrote:you're banging them during their low points...this is just for reference
Wouldn't that be necrophilia for McCready?
May 30, 2013 10:24am
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May 30, 2013 10:30 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1450030 wrote:This coming from a guy who was asking how eveyrones dicks hang...
It was a poll and not about dicks. It was a poll concerning men with two balls, so obviously that leaves you out.

Also the correct spelling is "everyone's" you dummy.
May 30, 2013 10:30am
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May 30, 2013 10:34 AM
Spears.
May 30, 2013 10:34am
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May 30, 2013 10:37 AM
Lohan
May 30, 2013 10:37am
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May 30, 2013 10:41 AM
said_aouita;1450042 wrote:It was a poll and not about dicks. It was a question concerning men with two balls. Obviously that leaves you out.

Also the correct spelling is "everyone's" you dumb ass.
There should be a comma after two balls, not a period. If you're going to start a sentence with obviously, make sure there is a comma after it.

Dumbass is one word, not two.

Sorry I insulted your awesome thread where you get to learn about how each posters **** hangs. /sarcasm.
May 30, 2013 10:41am
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May 30, 2013 10:43 AM
Lohan.
May 30, 2013 10:43am
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May 30, 2013 10:45 AM
FatHobbit;1450036 wrote:Wouldn't that be necrophilia for McCready?

That was my first thought as well. You don't get any lower than dead.
May 30, 2013 10:45am
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May 30, 2013 10:51 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1450049 wrote:There should be a comma after two balls, not a period. If you're going to start a sentence with obviously, make sure there is a comma after it.

Dumbass is one word, not two.
Dumb ass is two words.

Thank you for correcting if I should use a period or comma. Surprised somebody with such English skills can't spell "everyone's" correctly.
May 30, 2013 10:51am
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May 30, 2013 10:54 AM
FatHobbit;1450036 wrote:Wouldn't that be necrophilia for McCready?
Good point. Assume you're banging her the day before she killed herself. You know she's at her lowest point, but she has a pulse still.

I bet she'd let you PIIHB.
May 30, 2013 10:54am
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May 30, 2013 10:55 AM
said_aouita;1450056 wrote:Dumb ass is two words.

Thank you for correcting if I should use a period or comma. Surprised somebody with such English skills can't spell "everyone's" correctly.
Yeah man, you got me good! Can't get anything by Said_Aouita, Sgt. of the Grammar Police. Guess my sarcastic post went over your head. It's cool, continue to describe to a bunch of guys how your balls hang, I'm sure everyone is on the edge of their seat wondering.
May 30, 2013 10:55am
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May 30, 2013 10:56 AM
said_aouita;1450056 wrote:Dumb ass is two words.

Thank you for correcting if I should use a period or comma. Surprised somebody with such English skills can't spell "everyone's" correctly.
It's actually hyphenated. You're both dumb-asses.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dumb-ass
May 30, 2013 10:56am