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ernest_t_bass
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May 24, 2013 1:14pm
If you had to live out the rest of your life with an STD, which would you choose?
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ernest_t_bass
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May 24, 2013 1:16pm
I'm choosing AIDS, since there's basically a cure.
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May 24, 2013 1:23pm
HPV is the obvious one for me at first glance, being that its most commonly dormant in males.

However it seems it can be pretty nasty if the virus isnt dormant...
In addition, some strains of HPV in males can lead to cancer of the penis, anus, or throat.
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May 24, 2013 1:26pm
Pick6;1447885 wrote:HPV is the obvious one for me at first glance, being that its most commonly dormant in males.

However it seems it can be pretty nasty if the virus isnt dormant...
Is HPV and genital warts similar, or of the same strand?
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May 24, 2013 1:31pm
I'm going to name my first daughter Chlamydia.
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May 24, 2013 1:32pm
hasbeen;1447889 wrote:I'm going to name my first daughter Chlamydia.
Not a bad idea.
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Sonofanump
May 24, 2013 1:35pm
I voted other: Monogamous in marriage.
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May 24, 2013 1:51pm
ernest_t_bass;1447886 wrote:Is HPV and genital warts similar, or of the same strand?
No idea. Hardly an expert in them, considering I've never had an STD. #virgin4lyfe
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May 24, 2013 1:55pm
ernest_t_bass;1447883 wrote:I'm choosing AIDS, since there's basically a cure.
If you can pick one with a cure, then I'm going to choose Gonorrhea/Syphilis/Chlamydia because they are easily cured now.
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May 24, 2013 1:58pm
According to a stat I heard (memory here) from the CDC, there were only a handful of STDs prior to the 1950's. We also had no condoms. Now that we have condoms, we are up to close to 25 STDs.

ps: other. aka: D) None of the above.
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May 24, 2013 2:08pm
FatHobbit;1447904 wrote:If you can pick one with a cure, then I'm going to choose Gonorrhea/Syphilis/Chlamydia because they are easily cured now.
But the genes/strand is still dormant in your body, isn't it?
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May 24, 2013 2:08pm
ernest_t_bass;1447919 wrote:But the genes/strand is still dormant in your body, isn't it?
Those are bacterial. I'm pretty sure once they're gone, they're gone. (Not so sure that I would bang a chic that had one, but that's what I remember from biology)
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May 24, 2013 2:16pm
cruiser_96;1447905 wrote:According to a stat I heard (memory here) from the CDC, there were only a handful of STDs prior to the 1950's. We also had no condoms. Now that we have condoms, we are up to close to 25 STDs.

ps: other. aka: D) None of the above.
Government experiments, most likely.
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May 24, 2013 3:40pm
Herpes. It's the sexiest STD.
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MontyBrunswick
May 24, 2013 4:26pm
ernest_t_bass;1447883 wrote:I'm choosing AIDS, since there's basically a cure.

You don't get laid anyway, so what difference does it make?
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May 24, 2013 4:33pm
What is public lice?
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May 24, 2013 4:36pm
redstreak one;1447995 wrote:What is public lice?
Not private lice
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May 24, 2013 5:24pm
justincredible;1447930 wrote:Government experiments, most likely.
/belly'd.

ps: It couldn't be rampant immorality???
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May 24, 2013 6:02pm
cruiser_96;1448007 wrote:/belly'd.

ps: It couldn't be rampant immorality???
All that leads to is a good time, man. A good time.
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May 24, 2013 6:20pm
redstreak one;1447995 wrote:What is public lice?

Lol
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vball10set
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May 24, 2013 6:24pm
:laugh:
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vball10set
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May 24, 2013 6:25pm
redstreak one;1447995 wrote:What is public lice?
FatHobbit;1447996 wrote:Not private lice
reps :laugh:
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May 24, 2013 7:00pm
I choose Magic Johnson good AIDS. I'll look better in 20 years than I do now.
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May 24, 2013 7:09pm
Hmm, my balls itch suddenly after reading this thread.


Odd.
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May 24, 2013 10:46pm
Blue waffle fo sho