Maxim missed the boat on this one....

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thavoice
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May 7, 2013 2:03pm
Miley Cyrus? Really? The hottest woman in the world?

How much did her camp have to pay for her to get that title?

I mean, she isnt ugly. Her short haircut if f'n rediculous.


Hell..I bet sleeper has a few girls working next to him at McDonalds that are hotter then Alaska Nebraska.
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May 7, 2013 2:26pm
Top 26.
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ernest_t_bass
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May 7, 2013 3:11pm
Count me as someone on the Miley Cyrus bandwagon. Don't know why. Just like her.
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thavoice
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May 7, 2013 3:14pm
dont get me wrong she isnt bad, most of us wouldnt mind a wild night with her (commander of assome of course would prefer being with billy ray) but to be named sexiest?

Nah!
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MontyBrunswick
May 7, 2013 3:23pm
Billy Ray Cyrus is way hotter
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vball10set
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May 7, 2013 3:37pm
Hottest in the world? Not. Even. Close.
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Tigerfan00
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May 7, 2013 5:44pm
butt ugly with boy haircut.

/gut'd
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May 7, 2013 5:59pm
thavoice;1439574 wrote: (commander of assome of course would prefer being with billy ray)

Nah!
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WebFire
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May 7, 2013 10:31pm
ccrunner609;1439798 wrote:this thread needs pics.....its running on full fail right now.
Kind of your style...

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May 7, 2013 10:41pm
WebFire;1439893 wrote:Kind of your style...


Kinda heavy IMO
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May 8, 2013 8:23am
Miley Cyrus is definitely hot. #1 hottest in the world? No, not by any means. But fo sho hot. No doubt Maxim did this to sell magazines. Miley Cyrus is a recognizable name that people want to see half nude. She DOES have to do something different with her hair though. Makes her far less hot.

I'll help with pictures:







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WebFire
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May 8, 2013 8:58am
The bottom one is best. Miley is just alright for me. Probably shouldn't even be in the top 50 for this though.
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May 8, 2013 9:17am
WebFire;1439993 wrote:The bottom one is best. Miley is just alright for me. Probably shouldn't even be in the top 50 for this though.
Agreed. I do think she's definitely girl next door hot, but it wouldn't be hard to find 50 girls that are hotter in the world.
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thavoice
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May 8, 2013 10:21am
She is trying to appease the dykes with that new haircut.
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May 8, 2013 10:32am
FatHobbit;1440006 wrote:Agreed. I do think she's definitely girl next door hot, but it wouldn't be hard to find 50 girls that are hotter in the world.
Start a thread called "50 girls hotter than Miley Cyrus." Post pictures of each one. If everyone agrees with all 50, you win a internet.
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MontyBrunswick
May 8, 2013 12:07pm
short hair on girls sucks (usually). This is one of those examples where it does.

still would bang, etc.
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queencitybuckeye
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May 8, 2013 12:18pm
FatHobbit;1440006 wrote:I do think she's definitely girl next door hot,
If you live next to a crack house.
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May 8, 2013 1:22pm
queencitybuckeye;1440152 wrote:If you live next to a crack house.
Where are the crack houses that have clone Miley Cyrus' living in them? Because I want to live there.

Clone Miley Cyrus would suck my dick for like $3 / day.

Where is the "lose" in that equation?
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May 8, 2013 1:25pm
SnotBubbles;1440184 wrote:Where are the crack houses that have clone Miley Cyrus' living in them? Because I want to live there.

Clone Miley Cyrus would suck my dick for like $3 / day.

Where is the "lose" in that equation?
The lose is when she kills you and takes your wallet to buy crack.
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May 8, 2013 1:27pm
SnotBubbles;1440066 wrote:Start a thread called "50 girls hotter than Miley Cyrus." Post pictures of each one. If everyone agrees with all 50, you win a internet.
done

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gut
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May 8, 2013 1:54pm
dlazz;1440143 wrote:short hair on girls sucks (usually). This is one of those examples where it does.

still would bang, etc.
Not just the short hair but the slut punk-look fails with her as well (it's not so much the short hair as it is being shaved on the sides)
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May 8, 2013 10:03pm
gut;1440242 wrote:Not just the short hair but the slut punk-look fails with her as well (it's not so much the short hair as it is being shaved on the sides)
Yeah, she'd trying to hard to look edgy with those top ones. Not the best look for her.

Still hot.
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May 8, 2013 10:47pm
I would tear her apart. Would absolutely just go to town.

But, she is nowhere near #1...
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May 8, 2013 11:19pm
pink look better with short hair then miley
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thavoice
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May 9, 2013 10:57am
gerb131;1440638 wrote:pink look better with short hair then miley
Tru dat.

Might be because that is how everyone originally saw Pink to my knowledge..with short hair. May be diff is she had came onto the scene looking pretty good with long hair then going with the short look