justincredible;1436885 wrote:I'll cut the tree down for free but you're on the hook for any damage to neighboring properties.

I can't stand one of my neighbors so i'd be cool with that.

This fall, put down seed that is listed as a shady mix. That's going to give you the best shot. You can throw down some starter fertilizer, but don't throw anything else down.

If that doesn't work...fuck it.

Commander of Awesome;1436842 wrote:God's way of telling you to put in a swimming pool.

wut coa said or....You need sunlight and good dirt to grow grass, no matter what kind.

Raw Dawgin' it;1436813 wrote: there is a huge tree too, so that definitely causes lots of shade. .

The big tree is winning.