While at the Urinal...

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ernest_t_bass
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Apr 30, 2013 2:17pm
What are you doing while at the urinal? Poll...

Eyes on stream, making sure you don't splatter
Eyes straight ahead
Eyes closed
Eyes up
Eyes on neighbor's wang
Eyes and hands on neighbor's wang
Eyes, hands, and mouth on neighbor's wang
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MontyBrunswick
Apr 30, 2013 2:18pm
I use the women's restroom and they don't have urinals.

Hope this helps.
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Apr 30, 2013 2:18pm
This thread delivers the fail :thumbup:
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Apr 30, 2013 2:18pm
Commander of Awesome;1436324 wrote:This thread delivers the fail :thumbup:
VOAT
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Apr 30, 2013 2:19pm
"A" for effort etb.
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Apr 30, 2013 2:19pm
like_that;1436326 wrote:"A" for effort etb.
VOTE!
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Apr 30, 2013 2:20pm
Eyes on stream or eyes straight ahead.
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Apr 30, 2013 2:20pm
So someone touch your dick while you were taking a leak? Does this thread have a point or do you just want to know what we do when we're holding our dicks?
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ernest_t_bass
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Apr 30, 2013 2:22pm
I actually am being serious with this thread. Made an observation today, so it made me curious. I was focused on my stream, so as not to piss all over myself, and reduce splash, when I noticed dude next to me was damn near hugging the urinal, looking straight ahead.

While that sounds incredibly gay, it's because it is.

But I really am being serious with the thread.
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Apr 30, 2013 2:31pm
Once I get my stream started I don't have to monitor it, so I stare at the wall.

Places that have newspapers or TVs above the urinals are the GOAT.

Hope this helps.
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MontyBrunswick
Apr 30, 2013 2:33pm
OP is being sexist by assuming all posters are guys.

Reported for not having a 'Peeing while sitting down' option
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Apr 30, 2013 2:35pm
chicago510;1436336 wrote:Places that have newspapers or TVs above the urinals are the GOAT.
I don't want to leave until I'm finished with the article and it pisses me off when it's continued on another page.
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Apr 30, 2013 2:36pm
ernest_t_bass;1436331 wrote: when I noticed dude next to me was damn near hugging the urinal, looking straight ahead.
I think he was hugging the urinal because you were looking at his junk. If you were watching for splatter as you claim you wouldn't have noticed what he was doing.
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Apr 30, 2013 2:36pm
chicago510;1436336 wrote:Once I get my stream started I don't have to monitor it, so I stare at the wall.

Places that have newspapers or TVs above the urinals are the GOAT.

Hope this helps.
I fucking hate restaurants/bars with bathroom attendants.
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Apr 30, 2013 2:38pm
Commander of Awesome;1436345 wrote:I fucking hate restaurants/bars with bathroom attendants.
There used to be a guy in Columbus (he might still be there but I haven't been to those types of bars for a while) who would give everyone a towel and tell them "Get some ***** tonight man." It always made me laugh.
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Apr 30, 2013 2:53pm
Commander of Awesome;1436345 wrote:I fucking hate restaurants/bars with bathroom attendants.
+1

You feel like a douche for not tipping the guy, but WHY SHOULD I TIP YOU FOR SQUIRTING MY SOAP.
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Apr 30, 2013 2:55pm
Its up there as one of the worst jobs on the planet.
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Apr 30, 2013 3:01pm
I don't see why bars/clubs/fancy restaurants have them.

Of all the things I would pay a little money for help with, washing my hands is NOT one of them.
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Apr 30, 2013 3:04pm
chicago510;1436370 wrote:I don't see why bars/clubs/fancy restaurants have them.

Of all the things I would pay a little money for help with, washing my hands is NOT one of them.
I usually don't talk to them and grab a stick of gum on my way out without tipping.
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Apr 30, 2013 3:26pm
dlazz;1436339 wrote:OP is being sexist by assuming all posters are guys.

Reported for not having a 'Peeing while sitting down' option
The title states URINAL

There is an OTHER option

Reported for being dlazz.
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Apr 30, 2013 5:45pm
I was in the library pissing the other night. Im the only one in there, and this Asian walks in, decides to go to the urinal right next to me and lets out a big and long fart while he was pissing. I was like what the fuck man....

I swear ~90% of Asians are really weird.
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Apr 30, 2013 8:31pm
Easily 95%
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Apr 30, 2013 9:05pm
Commander of Awesome;1436345 wrote:I fucking hate restaurants/bars with bathroom attendants.

Do these persons get tipped?

What a horrid job/job title
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May 1, 2013 10:00am
dlazz;1436323 wrote:I use the women's restroom and they don't have urinals.

Hope this helps.
Clueless mofo... Yes women do have urinal.

If you knew more about women you would be a *****, you get more

http://www.urinal.net/texas_am/am1.jpg

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Tiernan
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May 1, 2013 3:37pm
No way anyone could see ETBs dick if they actually did bother to look over.