ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 30, 2013 2:17pm
What are you doing while at the urinal? Poll...
Eyes on stream, making sure you don't splatter
Eyes straight ahead
Eyes closed
Eyes up
Eyes on neighbor's wang
Eyes and hands on neighbor's wang
Eyes, hands, and mouth on neighbor's wang
Eyes on stream, making sure you don't splatter
Eyes straight ahead
Eyes closed
Eyes up
Eyes on neighbor's wang
Eyes and hands on neighbor's wang
Eyes, hands, and mouth on neighbor's wang
M
MontyBrunswick
Apr 30, 2013 2:18pm
I use the women's restroom and they don't have urinals.
Hope this helps.
Hope this helps.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Apr 30, 2013 2:18pm
This thread delivers the fail :thumbup:
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 30, 2013 2:18pm
VOATCommander of Awesome;1436324 wrote:This thread delivers the fail :thumbup:
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Apr 30, 2013 2:19pm
"A" for effort etb.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 30, 2013 2:19pm
VOTE!like_that;1436326 wrote:"A" for effort etb.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Apr 30, 2013 2:20pm
Eyes on stream or eyes straight ahead.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Apr 30, 2013 2:20pm
So someone touch your dick while you were taking a leak? Does this thread have a point or do you just want to know what we do when we're holding our dicks?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 30, 2013 2:22pm
I actually am being serious with this thread. Made an observation today, so it made me curious. I was focused on my stream, so as not to piss all over myself, and reduce splash, when I noticed dude next to me was damn near hugging the urinal, looking straight ahead.
While that sounds incredibly gay, it's because it is.
But I really am being serious with the thread.
While that sounds incredibly gay, it's because it is.
But I really am being serious with the thread.
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Apr 30, 2013 2:31pm
Once I get my stream started I don't have to monitor it, so I stare at the wall.
Places that have newspapers or TVs above the urinals are the GOAT.
Hope this helps.
Places that have newspapers or TVs above the urinals are the GOAT.
Hope this helps.
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MontyBrunswick
Apr 30, 2013 2:33pm
OP is being sexist by assuming all posters are guys.
Reported for not having a 'Peeing while sitting down' option
Reported for not having a 'Peeing while sitting down' option
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Apr 30, 2013 2:35pm
I don't want to leave until I'm finished with the article and it pisses me off when it's continued on another page.chicago510;1436336 wrote:Places that have newspapers or TVs above the urinals are the GOAT.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Apr 30, 2013 2:36pm
I think he was hugging the urinal because you were looking at his junk. If you were watching for splatter as you claim you wouldn't have noticed what he was doing.ernest_t_bass;1436331 wrote: when I noticed dude next to me was damn near hugging the urinal, looking straight ahead.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Apr 30, 2013 2:36pm
I fucking hate restaurants/bars with bathroom attendants.chicago510;1436336 wrote:Once I get my stream started I don't have to monitor it, so I stare at the wall.
Places that have newspapers or TVs above the urinals are the GOAT.
Hope this helps.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Apr 30, 2013 2:38pm
There used to be a guy in Columbus (he might still be there but I haven't been to those types of bars for a while) who would give everyone a towel and tell them "Get some ***** tonight man." It always made me laugh.Commander of Awesome;1436345 wrote:I fucking hate restaurants/bars with bathroom attendants.
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Apr 30, 2013 2:53pm
+1Commander of Awesome;1436345 wrote:I fucking hate restaurants/bars with bathroom attendants.
You feel like a douche for not tipping the guy, but WHY SHOULD I TIP YOU FOR SQUIRTING MY SOAP.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Apr 30, 2013 2:55pm
Its up there as one of the worst jobs on the planet.
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Apr 30, 2013 3:01pm
I don't see why bars/clubs/fancy restaurants have them.
Of all the things I would pay a little money for help with, washing my hands is NOT one of them.
Of all the things I would pay a little money for help with, washing my hands is NOT one of them.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Apr 30, 2013 3:04pm
I usually don't talk to them and grab a stick of gum on my way out without tipping.chicago510;1436370 wrote:I don't see why bars/clubs/fancy restaurants have them.
Of all the things I would pay a little money for help with, washing my hands is NOT one of them.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 30, 2013 3:26pm
The title states URINALdlazz;1436339 wrote:OP is being sexist by assuming all posters are guys.
Reported for not having a 'Peeing while sitting down' option
There is an OTHER option
Reported for being dlazz.
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Apr 30, 2013 5:45pm
I was in the library pissing the other night. Im the only one in there, and this Asian walks in, decides to go to the urinal right next to me and lets out a big and long fart while he was pissing. I was like what the fuck man....
I swear ~90% of Asians are really weird.
I swear ~90% of Asians are really weird.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 30, 2013 8:31pm
Easily 95%
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Apr 30, 2013 9:05pm
Commander of Awesome;1436345 wrote:I fucking hate restaurants/bars with bathroom attendants.
Do these persons get tipped?
What a horrid job/job title
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
May 1, 2013 10:00am
Clueless mofo... Yes women do have urinal.dlazz;1436323 wrote:I use the women's restroom and they don't have urinals.
Hope this helps.
If you knew more about women you would be a *****, you get more
http://www.urinal.net/texas_am/am1.jpg
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
May 1, 2013 3:37pm
No way anyone could see ETBs dick if they actually did bother to look over.