The One Where I Out-Zwick Zwick & Respectfully Correct SportyLady

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Sage
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Dec 24, 2009 1:27am
Bros: Sports&Lady has charged me with hypocrisy. I cannot let this stand and I am appealing to the higher sense of an internet mob.

As we are aware, Sports recently got wifed up. I admonished him with the correct degree of SMH.

Tonight, he texted me to play some Call of Duty. I was like, "Watching Inglourious Basterds with this broad."

He calls me a hypcorite, because I SMH at him for having a girlfriend. I said this is a chick that's playing with my balls. He said I would soon be taking her to Applebee's and Olive Garden. I SMH.

So, after the flick, I get this chick naked and we fuck. I didn't use a condom like a boss. I then hit up Sports and like "Yo, I'm ready for that Duty. I got 3 games in me."

We get on. First game, I go 9-4 to his 7-25 (roughly). Next game, I go 8-15 but the chick was giving me dome. I couldn't have that. So I kicked her off and then I finished the next game as the MVP at 19-8.

I then got off, took the broad to my room, and came on her chest..because I'm too poor for condoms.

So, am I a hypocrite? I contend I only made fun of Sporty cuz he was wifed up. Never for getting dome. I should also mention, I never spent any money on her and I'm bout to go rock on that Duty.

So who wins here?

Thanks in advance,
#DatRuckusBringer
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osudarby08
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Dec 24, 2009 1:32am
hahahahahahah I just laughed pretty hard hahahah thats great
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SportsAndLady
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Dec 24, 2009 1:32am
I did so bad cuz the wifey was on the phone...She's all rested up in bed like a little angel, so obvii I'm bout to go 22 and 0 as i #murkdemterrorists
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Sage
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Dec 24, 2009 1:42am
And for the record, the only thing not true in this post was the 7-25 and the "gettin dome" excuse for my one bad game.

We are bout to #KillSomeNazis though. My back already hurts from carrying SL.
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SportsAndLady
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Dec 24, 2009 1:50am
First round...

Myself 13-11
Hypocrite 11-7
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The Equalizer
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Dec 24, 2009 1:56am
I know I'm late to this party and lingo...what's SMH?
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SportsAndLady
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Dec 24, 2009 2:00am
2nd game

no comment
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tuskytuffguy
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Dec 24, 2009 2:30am
Dayum, I've never been so bad to get killed 25 times. What a loozer. And for the record, 19-8 is nothing to brag about, when I come across people getting 30-8-ish constantly. Hit 20 kills, then come talk to me.
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hoops23
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Dec 24, 2009 3:17am
It seems I see people going 25-5 regularly..

I used to be able to run shit on COD4, but I haven't gotten into MW2 like that..
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Mr Pat
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Dec 24, 2009 3:21am
I see.
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sjmvsfscs08
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Dec 24, 2009 5:11am
Sports wins simply because he's married.
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tcarrier32
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Dec 24, 2009 5:58am
the best game i've had so far is 32-5-6 which included a 16 kill streak.

other than that i pretty much hover in the 22 kill range and 10-15 deaths.
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Fab4Runner
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Dec 24, 2009 7:13am
Wait...out of everything in Sage's post people are going to start talking about the video game? Hmmm.
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Def Leopard
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Dec 24, 2009 8:01am
My thoughts exactly, Fab.
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SnotBubbles
Dec 24, 2009 8:18am
Hahaha....I don't know exactly what's happening...but it's funny.

I too, don't get the SMH reference.
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Terry_Tate
Posts: 7,606
Dec 24, 2009 8:20am
We need to get a Huddle group on MW2 so I can show you all what's up like I did S&L on CoD4.
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ernest_t_bass
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Dec 24, 2009 8:42am
SMH

Smack
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wizecracker
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Dec 24, 2009 9:05am
I lol'd.
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Rotinaj
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Dec 24, 2009 9:10am
Im up for a huddle group to run some MW2...On 360 of course, none of that gay PS3 shit!!!
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zambrown
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Dec 24, 2009 9:38am
Fab4Runner wrote: Wait...out of everything in Sage's post people are going to start talking about the video game? Hmmm.
Must be a guy thing, Fab. I, too, thought the video game was the least important detail in that sexist rant! ;)
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ytownfootball
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Dec 24, 2009 9:56am
I'm thinking there needs to be a re-evaluation of priorities. 'Bout the only thing capable of distracting me from a woman in need is when it coincides with Buckeye kick-off.

Then the only thing she needs to concern herself with is how fast she can get that sammich made.
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coyotes22
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Dec 24, 2009 10:00am
SnotBubbles wrote: Hahaha....I don't know exactly what's happening...but it's funny.

I too, don't get the SMH reference.
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SportsAndLady
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Dec 24, 2009 10:24am
I'm with ya Ltrain...I dominated shit--k not really, but i would go 20-10 on a consistent basis--on COD4...Maybe i'm just getting used to these new maps and weapons, but I've had one really good game (29-9...the game before I started playing with Sage), probably like 10 decent games and like a hundred average to below average games...shit one game I went 2 and 14!

I just don't like how you basically have to just sit in a window all game because if you go out on the ground, you'll die.
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Trueblue23
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Dec 24, 2009 11:04am
Aahhh the ole Pull N Shoot.

That one has been used since the days of the Wild West.
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Fab4Runner
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Dec 24, 2009 11:13am
Trueblue23 wrote: Aahhh the ole Pull N Shoot.

That was has been used since the days of the Wild West.
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