In vegas 2 hours, up 8 grand.

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Apr 25, 2013 10:57am
QuakerOats;1433381 wrote:After tip-outs and expenses, and sending your 'fair share' to barack, you'll be lucky to break even.

You guys are insufferable. Do you have to bring politics into EVERYTHING? I can't imagine how terrible you guys are in real life.
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Apr 25, 2013 11:07am
QuakerOats;1433381 wrote:After tip-outs and expenses, and sending your 'fair share' to barack, you'll be lucky to break even.

Really?
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Heretic
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Apr 25, 2013 11:09am
Being a politard in a thread that has nothing whatsoever to do with politics = a thread-banning.
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Apr 25, 2013 1:01pm
Heretic;1433400 wrote:Being a politard in a thread that has nothing whatsoever to do with politics = a thread-banning.
Someone else REP this man.
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Apr 25, 2013 2:08pm
SportsAndLady;1433387 wrote:You guys are insufferable. Do you have to bring politics into EVERYTHING? I can't imagine how terrible you guys are in real life.

At least he isn't from your hometown
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Apr 25, 2013 2:11pm
Just enjoy it! When you hit the sportsbook, I recommend kicking back and smashing as many White Russians as possible.

Congrats, I'm heading to Vegas next month I can only hope to have that kind of luck.
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Apr 25, 2013 2:16pm
Did you tell your wife? I made the mistake of hitting big on a riverboat outside of the Quad Cities (Illinois), and calling my wife and telling her.

When I had to use my credit card to pay for gas & food on the return trip home....she wasn't very happy.

And that did go to strippers, it was a bachelor party. It's amazing what they'll do to a groom (my cousin) for a $100 bill. lol
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Apr 25, 2013 2:17pm
I won $90 on the roulette tables 2 weeks ago. Hope this helps!
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Apr 25, 2013 2:25pm
SnotBubbles;1433555 wrote:a riverboat outside of the Quad Cities l
I have family in the Quad Cities, been to that riverboat many a time.

Curiously, what brought you to the QC?
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BR1986FB
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Apr 25, 2013 2:39pm
j_crazy;1433059 wrote:Penny slot might not be the right term. It was 1 dollar per line and i was playing 5 lines. So 5 bucks per spin. But it wasn't in the section of mgm marked high dollar slots.
Those penny slots will trick a lot of people. Everyone usually wants to hit "bet maximum" until they realize those "penny" slots cost anywhere from $1.80 to upwards of $10 per spin. I usually play the $1, $2 & $10/spin machines. Congrats on your win!
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Tiernan
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Apr 25, 2013 2:44pm
Huge mistake crowing about it early in the trip...Vegas has ways of making Beginners Luck a painful memory.
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Apr 25, 2013 2:48pm
Tiernan;1433566 wrote:Huge mistake crowing about it early in the trip...Vegas has ways of making Beginners Luck a painful memory.

Yeah i lost 50 of it after our show. Today its blue man group. Probably gamble 500.
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sportchampps
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Apr 25, 2013 3:17pm
Spearmint Rhino
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gut
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Apr 25, 2013 3:42pm
Did you fill out a claim/tax ticket when you hit the jackpot? I thought on slot wins over $1k you had to.

If that's the case, make sure you withdraw like $500 from the ATM the last two days of your trip.
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Apr 25, 2013 4:48pm
lhslep134;1433561 wrote:I have family in the Quad Cities, been to that riverboat many a time.

Curiously, what brought you to the QC?
I'm originally from a town about 25 miles East of there (Geneseo). All of my family still lives back there, including my parents.
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Apr 25, 2013 7:08pm
j_crazy;1433010 wrote:Now to not blow it over the next 4 days.

yea good luck with that.
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Apr 25, 2013 7:09pm
hasbeen;1433061 wrote:Hookers and booze.

And cocaine.
lhslep134;1433548 wrote:Just enjoy it! When you hit the sportsbook, I recommend kicking back and smashing as many White Russians as possible.

Congrats, I'm heading to Vegas next month I can only hope to have that kind of luck.

And by "White Russians," you of course mean hookers, right? ;)
sportchampps;1433584 wrote:Spearmint Rhino
This.


Seriously, save most of it, but treat yourself to room service, a badass bottle of something (I'd do Scotch), and just enjoy.
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gut
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Apr 25, 2013 8:49pm
O-Trap;1433709 wrote: Seriously, save most of it, but treat yourself to room service, a badass bottle of something (I'd do Scotch), and just enjoy.
Why in the world would you do room service? You're in Vegas, there are world-class restaurants you can drop a grand on. But there are so many cool restaurants in the same range as room service that I wouldn't dream of passing on the atmosphere they offer.
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Apr 25, 2013 9:10pm
gut;1433817 wrote:Why in the world would you do room service? You're in Vegas, there are world-class restaurants you can drop a grand on. But there are so many cool restaurants in the same range as room service that I wouldn't dream of passing on the atmosphere they offer.
Id do room service for some breakfast food at like 4am.

We did it for my best friends bachelor party and it was awesome. But if we actually had money to buy a bunch of shit, it would have been better.


I wouldnt do it for lunch or dinner, though. Way to many nice restaurants and steakhouses and shit in Vegas.
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Apr 25, 2013 9:54pm
gut;1433817 wrote:Why in the world would you do room service? You're in Vegas, there are world-class restaurants you can drop a grand on. But there are so many cool restaurants in the same range as room service that I wouldn't dream of passing on the atmosphere they offer.
I'm not talking room service for a normal meal. I'm talking any one-off thing you want in your room, you get. Need a hangover stopper at 6am? Call room service and have them bring it up. Suddenly feel like champagne, because fuck InBev? Get a bottle of Moet sent to your room.
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Apr 26, 2013 8:47am
Yeah O-Trap stick it to InBev!!!!
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Apr 26, 2013 1:29pm
Lost 500 yesterday but got to see something amazing. Guy comes up yo the roulette wheel takes about 20 grand out of his pocket. Puts 500 max bet on 13. Hits. Fucking hits. Tips dealer 1000 bucks. Walks off. Never seen anything like it.
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Apr 26, 2013 1:37pm
j_crazy;1434404 wrote:Lost 500 yesterday but got to see something amazing. Guy comes up yo the roulette wheel takes about 20 grand out of his pocket. Puts 500 max bet on 13. Hits. Fucking hits. Tips dealer 1000 bucks. Walks off. Never seen anything like it.
What does that pay, 35-to-1? Nice $17k payoff.
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Apr 26, 2013 1:39pm
j_crazy;1434404 wrote:Lost 500 yesterday but got to see something amazing. Guy comes up yo the roulette wheel takes about 20 grand out of his pocket. Puts 500 max bet on 13. Hits. Fucking hits. Tips dealer 1000 bucks. Walks off. Never seen anything like it.

Excuse my ignorance, but how much did he win?
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Apr 26, 2013 1:59pm
36:1

I wouldn't be tipping 1k even on that hit lol