ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 16, 2013 10:08pm
Everything on my desk has to be lined up.
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Apr 16, 2013 10:45pm
Baby powdering your balls isn't anything weird. "Manscaping" isn't a weird thing, it's completely normal. Both these things are normal human things people do everyday. Stop mentioning your junk on every thread like this as it's fucking weird.ccrunner609;1426980 wrote:After manscaping I baby powder my junk
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Apr 17, 2013 9:42am
lol, I think that's normal.Iliketurtles;1426930 wrote:As for me DvDs and Books must be in alphabetical order
My wife drives me fucking insane with loose DVDs and CDs. She just stacks them. This is why we can't have nice things!Iliketurtles;1426930 wrote:and I always hate it when my fiance leaves DvDs in the xbox or just laying on top of something
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 17, 2013 9:44am
Volume on stereos/TV's needs to either be on an even number or a number divisible by 5.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Apr 17, 2013 10:08am
I shave in the shower without a mirror, when in a hurry I dry shave with a straight razor
I take pills without water
early in the morning (4:30/ 5:00) I pee off the back patio when I let the dog out .. man and beast bonding moment
I take pills without water
early in the morning (4:30/ 5:00) I pee off the back patio when I let the dog out .. man and beast bonding moment
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friendfromlowry
Posts: 6,239
Apr 17, 2013 11:14am
Durkie brings up solid points.DeyDurkie5;1427172 wrote:Baby powdering your balls isn't anything weird. "Manscaping" isn't a weird thing, it's completely normal. Both these things are normal human things people do everyday. Stop mentioning your junk on every thread like this as it's fucking weird.
reclegend22
Posts: 8,772
Apr 17, 2013 11:21am
I hate math -- add that to my list -- so I try to avoid unnecessary math equations throughout my day, but I am with you on needing to have any volume -- TV, stereo, etc. -- set on an even number, preferably 22. That is my favorite number and just so happens to be a universally excellent level of audio frequency.ernest_t_bass;1427290 wrote:Volume on stereos/TV's needs to either be on an even number or a number divisible by 5.
I record every Duke game I watch and have a catalog of probably 300 Duke games since I was a kid. I rarely watch them -- except for the classics from time to time -- but it's become a supersition and I don't even feel like I am watching the game anymore unless I am physically recording it with the remote in my hand.
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friendfromlowry
Posts: 6,239
Apr 17, 2013 11:23am
Haha, I once dated a girl that the volume HAD to be an odd number. She would freak out if it wasn't.ernest_t_bass;1427290 wrote:Volume on stereos/TV's needs to either be on an even number or a number divisible by 5.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 17, 2013 11:42am
Had a buddy in college who would turn the TV volume up and down constantly before he would get to his desired volume. Example: He wanted volume on 20, and it was at 18. He would go up to 23, back down to 18, back up to 23, down to 20, and maybe up or down again, before he would settle on his desired volume.friendfromlowry;1427337 wrote:Haha, I once dated a girl that the volume HAD to be an odd number. She would freak out if it wasn't.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Apr 17, 2013 11:51am
nickel more cost lesshasbeen;1427094 wrote:Post them.
talking like a man with a paper asshole
longer I drive the closer we get
like man standing in a river of piss
soon as you get that done start over
I'll remeber where it is if I really need it
reclegend22
Posts: 8,772
Apr 17, 2013 11:55am
I count to five in my head three times in quick succession sometimes throughout the day in order to try to "beat" something. For example, if I can successfully count to five three times quickly before my elevator door opens, I will not die horrifically during the ride.
God, I think there is something wrong here.
God, I think there is something wrong here.
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QuakerOats
Posts: 8,740
Apr 17, 2013 11:56am
ernest_t_bass;1427128 wrote:Everything on my desk has to be lined up.
Yeah, what about your crooked ball cap?
reclegend22
Posts: 8,772
Apr 17, 2013 11:56am
Belly35;1427351 wrote:That's a good Yogism.hasbeen;1427094 wrote:Post them.
nickel more cost less
talking like a man with a paper ****
longer I drive the closer we get
like man standing in a river of piss
soon as you get that done start over
I'll remeber where it is if I really need it
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Apr 17, 2013 11:57am
I would say volume ending in 0 or 5, but apparently that is normal lol
I find a flip channel before settling on what I want to watch on TV. Typically I know what I will be watching when I turn it on, so my first priotity before going to the game/show/whatever is finding something else to flip to at commercials.
I find a flip channel before settling on what I want to watch on TV. Typically I know what I will be watching when I turn it on, so my first priotity before going to the game/show/whatever is finding something else to flip to at commercials.
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QuakerOats
Posts: 8,740
Apr 17, 2013 11:58am
Inside automobile temperature needs to be on even numbers, except if I want to go to 69.
Buying gasoline - last digit of purchase price needs to be a 0 or a 5.
Buying gasoline - last digit of purchase price needs to be a 0 or a 5.
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Wally
Posts: 481
Apr 17, 2013 12:21pm
Hope Belly doesn't host cookouts on his patio. (Gross!)
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Apr 17, 2013 12:24pm
You don't have to worry unless the wiener hit the grass ..:laugh:Wally;1427374 wrote:Hope Belly doesn't host cookouts on his patio. (Gross!)
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Apr 17, 2013 1:24pm
Best shit everDeyDurkie5;1427172 wrote:Baby powdering your balls isn't anything weird. "Manscaping" isn't a weird thing, it's completely normal. Both these things are normal human things people do everyday. Stop mentioning your junk on every thread like this as it's fucking weird.
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ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 17, 2013 11:00pm
I must get in to a made bed.
BORIStheCrusher
Posts: 1,893
Apr 18, 2013 11:45am
For years I've had a procedure for cleaning up meals..
1. Throw away all trash (empty boxes/wrappers/containers)
2. Put away condiments and stuff that goes in fridge/cupboards
3. Put away leftovers
4. Clean off dishes then put in dishwasher
5. Wipe down counter/table
I also shave using shaving gel and conditioner. If I don't have conditioner, I most likely won't shave. I think I only have once or twice in the past ten years or so and couldn't stand it.
1. Throw away all trash (empty boxes/wrappers/containers)
2. Put away condiments and stuff that goes in fridge/cupboards
3. Put away leftovers
4. Clean off dishes then put in dishwasher
5. Wipe down counter/table
I also shave using shaving gel and conditioner. If I don't have conditioner, I most likely won't shave. I think I only have once or twice in the past ten years or so and couldn't stand it.