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Fred Garvin

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May 6, 2013 8:41 PM
GoChiefs;1439054 wrote:Was you expecting her to swing from a ceiling fan with a beer bottle in her butt or something?
Reps to the first person to post a link to that one!
May 6, 2013 8:41pm
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Iliketurtles

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May 6, 2013 8:49 PM
LJ;1439091 wrote:God those boobs are awful
Agreed haha... I also thought the Time screensaver on the TV was pretty funny.
May 6, 2013 8:49pm
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May 6, 2013 8:52 PM
Iliketurtles;1439107 wrote:Agreed haha... I also thought the Time screensaver on the TV was pretty funny.
cause it's a nooner duh
May 6, 2013 8:52pm
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like_that

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May 6, 2013 9:45 PM
Link? Or is classyposters link it?
May 6, 2013 9:45pm
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May 6, 2013 9:50 PM
like_that;1439162 wrote:Link? It is clasyposters link it?

Yes
May 6, 2013 9:50pm
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bases_loaded

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May 6, 2013 10:49 PM
Her tits look much better in a swim suit.
May 6, 2013 10:49pm
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May 8, 2013 8:30 PM
Terrible and not surprising that she goes ATM lol
May 8, 2013 8:30pm
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Fab4Runner

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May 8, 2013 9:57 PM
Not impressed with her faces. Was really hoping for some super ugly ones. I lol'd at the parts where she was just staring into the camera. Made me laugh for some reason.
May 8, 2013 9:57pm
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May 8, 2013 10:12 PM
Fab4Runner;1440597 wrote:Not impressed with her faces. Was really hoping for some super ugly ones. I lol'd at the parts where she was just staring into the camera. Made me laugh for some reason.
Apparently there is more "leaked" video from Vivid of her squirting and sticking a dildo up her own ass in a limo...lol
May 8, 2013 10:12pm
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May 8, 2013 10:17 PM
Laley23;1440607 wrote:Apparently there is more "leaked" video from Vivid of her squirting and sticking a dildo up her own ass in a limo...lol
There was some squirting in the version I watched. No dildo or limo, though, haha.

All in all...meh. She is a fucking moron, but her body looks phenom (minus the fake rack, of course)...so there's that.
May 8, 2013 10:17pm
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May 8, 2013 11:02 PM
better than most like kim k or paris
May 8, 2013 11:02pm
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May 8, 2013 11:06 PM
Has anyone seen the whole thing? Ive only seen clips.

I gotta imagine it is way better than Paris or Kim K. Those were just terrible.
May 8, 2013 11:06pm
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May 9, 2013 7:37 AM
the full version was on youtube yesterday
May 9, 2013 7:37am
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May 9, 2013 7:46 AM
Gblock;1440688 wrote:the full version was on youtube yesterday
did youtube change their policies?
May 9, 2013 7:46am
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May 9, 2013 8:29 AM
bases_loaded;1440689 wrote:did youtube change their policies?
dunno it was the first vid that came up on a google search..im assuming the only way youtube can ban for explicit content is for a vid to get reported..it only had 153 views so my guess is it wasnt up very long. but it wasnt blurred or anything. that bieng said i was unimpressed. i would rank the paris vid first, then kimk, and this last
May 9, 2013 8:29am
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May 9, 2013 8:56 AM
Laley23;1440632 wrote:Has anyone seen the whole thing? Ive only seen clips.

I gotta imagine it is way better than Paris or Kim K. Those were just terrible.
I saw a 42 minute long version. There was clearly more footage that they had cut out, but I think it was the one that was officially released.

I have only seen clips of the Paris and Kim K tapes, but I think it's unfair to compare them. They were actual sex tapes, whereas this was a porno. Farrah hired these people to make the movie and was intent on selling it the entire time. If she knew that millions were going to watch, I am sure that changed the quality of her performance.
May 9, 2013 8:56am
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May 9, 2013 9:32 AM
Fab4Runner;1440701 wrote:I saw a 42 minute long version. There was clearly more footage that they had cut out, but I think it was the one that was officially released.

I have only seen clips of the Paris and Kim K tapes, but I think it's unfair to compare them. They were actual sex tapes, whereas this was a porno. Farrah hired these people to make the movie and was intent on selling it the entire time. If she knew that millions were going to watch, I am sure that changed the quality of her performance.
I am unconvinced that Paris and Kim K didn't intend to release their's all along.
May 9, 2013 9:32am
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May 9, 2013 10:47 AM
FatHobbit;1440719 wrote:I am unconvinced that Paris and Kim K didn't intend to release their's all along.
Agreed. While they weren't fucking a porn star in their sex tapes, I believe that they did it with the sole purpose of intentionally leaking it.
May 9, 2013 10:47am
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May 9, 2013 10:56 AM
sherm03;1440747 wrote:Agreed. While they weren't fucking a porn star in their sex tapes, I believe that they did it with the sole purpose of intentionally leaking it.
I know very little about their respective tapes. It wouldn't surprise me, either, but I have no idea if that's actually true.

What I do know is that Farrah hired a porn star and a crew to make this video with the intention of selling it. Even if Paris and Kim were going to leak theirs, I still think they are simply sex tapes. It was them and one other person (their actual boyfriends at the time) having sex. Not a porn star and a crew on a set making a movie.
May 9, 2013 10:56am
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May 9, 2013 11:02 AM
Fab4Runner;1440750 wrote:I know very little about their respective tapes. It wouldn't surprise me, either, but I have no idea if that's actually true.

What I do know is that Farrah hired a porn star and a crew to make this video with the intention of selling it. Even if Paris and Kim were going to leak theirs, I still think they are simply sex tapes. It was them and one other person (their actual boyfriends at the time) having sex. Not a porn star and a crew on a set making a movie.
That's a valid point...and very true.
May 9, 2013 11:02am
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May 9, 2013 5:31 PM
Fab4Runner watched 42 minutes of porn? :thumbup:
May 9, 2013 5:31pm
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May 9, 2013 9:11 PM
dlazz;1440907 wrote:Fab4Runner watched 42 minutes of porn? :thumbup:
Another bad day for dlazz as he only made it 42 seconds.
May 9, 2013 9:11pm
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May 9, 2013 9:12 PM
Tigerfan00;1440998 wrote:Another bad day for dlazz as he only made it 42 seconds.
42 seconds is a good day for me
May 9, 2013 9:12pm
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May 9, 2013 10:20 PM
Tigerfan00;1440998 wrote:Another bad day for dlazz as he only made it 42 seconds.
Real knee slapper there
May 9, 2013 10:20pm
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May 10, 2013 1:57 AM
Fab4Runner;1440750 wrote:I know very little about their respective tapes. It wouldn't surprise me, either, but I have no idea if that's actually true.

What I do know is that Farrah hired a porn star and a crew to make this video with the intention of selling it. Even if Paris and Kim were going to leak theirs, I still think they are simply sex tapes. It was them and one other person (their actual boyfriends at the time) having sex. Not a porn star and a crew on a set making a movie.
The only question here is if YOU would do the same thing to give the OC some cred ???
May 10, 2013 1:57am