said_aouita;1422502 wrote:Good try at another attempt of a slam. OK, fine....you didn't think my story is funny. Happens a lot.
Go Browns.

I was working for JJ and getting paid to be there.


Hope this helps.


Sure wish I knew more about you and your family. After some studying I may be able to understand and explain why you are so angry.

skank;1422528 wrote:Um, you ask if anyone has a funny coach story, then you proceed to tell 2 stories, neither of which were funny, and more importantly, neither were yours. FAIL.



I have yet to see a funny one, at least his story was his own.



Wrestler? Haha. You were a wrestler? Also, here's another case where you "don't see how it relates to the theme, (who has thread themes? Gay?) Again, they have their own stories, theirs relate more than yours does.



Your "go to" move is to accuse people of liking young boys when you feel threatened....We get it.

Basement response http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/showthread.php?38769-Like_That-s-infractable-posts&p=1422842&viewfull=1#post1422842

Curly J;1422626 wrote:Did you let Skank out of the basement? All I've seen of him lately was was him being The Skank down there...like where he belongs.

You don't get out much do ya?

skank;1423016 wrote:You don't get out much do ya?

Apparently I don't. I honestly thought you were stuck down there in the Basement.

I had a JV high school coach start screaming after a punt. I was not sure what was going on, could be anything at that level. He comes up to me asking how many players they (the punting team) had go downfield to cover the punt before the ball is kicked. I told him I did not know and did not care. He must have been taken aback that I did not care and starts going on about illegal man downfield on a punt. So I ask him what he means. He says that they (the punting team) had too many guys go downfield before the punt. I know this is getting good. So I ask him how many players are allowed downfield. He looks at me weird and walks away. Next play I ask him again how many players he thinks are allowed downfield during a punt play. He get really angry and says he does not know know, I should know since I am the referee. I said, the answer is 10. He stews for a few plays and comes back and asks why the answer is 10. I informed him that the punter can't go downfield before the ball is punted. He walks away even more confused and did not say a word the rest of the game.

Gblock;1422671 wrote:two hs football stories.



my freshman year some kid quit in the middle of two a days and was arguing with the head coach and said he wanted his t-shirt money back. the coach didnt have any money on him so he opened the pop machine and pelted the kid with about 7.00 in quarters. then the kid picked the money up and tried to ride his bike with the quarters in his hand. he kept hitting the speedbumps and dropping the quarters. there were quarters on the road all the way from the field house to the high school.

Hilarious!

Football. Saturday morning.

Varsity squad watches the JV game then reports to the locker room for last nights game review. JV guys are in the showers, coach is going off on the Varsity team. From the shower, the JV bad-azz shouts out "Who the fuck is making all that racket out there?" Coach runs into the shower yelling "It's fucking me!, It's fucking me!". The kid was trying to apologize but every time he said something the coach yelled "It's fucking me!" He came out all soaking wet and we all laughed, he did too.

Gardens35;1423219 wrote:Football. Saturday morning.

Varsity squad watches the JV game then reports to the locker room for last nights game review. JV guys are in the showers, coach is going off on the Varsity team. From the shower, the JV bad-azz shouts out "Who the fuck is making all that racket out there?" Coach runs into the shower yelling "It's fucking me!, It's fucking me!". The kid was trying to apologize but every time he said something the coach yelled "It's fucking me!" He came out all soaking wet and we all laughed, he did too.

lol that is fucking hilarious. I can just picture that happening too.

College football: my coach had some good lines.

When two freshmen were doing a blocking drill. "you guys look like two polar bears belly dancing"

When a kid fucked up in practice: "keegan, you're an abortion that lived!"

"I've seen men in wheelchairs punt better than you "

" why the fuck do you have arms if you can't catch "

When a senior went off in practice:
" and you wonder why you don't see the field. You're mentally weak. *****. "

I'll try to think of more

hasbeen;1423847 wrote:College football: my coach had some good lines.

When two freshmen were doing a blocking drill. "you guys look like two polar bears belly dancing"

When a kid fucked up in practice: "keegan, you're an abortion that lived!"

"I've seen men in wheelchairs punt better than you "

" why the fuck do you have arms if you can't catch "

When a senior went off in practice:
" and you wonder why you don't see the field. You're mentally weak. *****. "

I'll try to think of more

I can get behind that one.