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Fab4Runner

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Apr 3, 2013 3:27 PM
FatHobbit;1419162 wrote:Huh. I guess that's a big difference between me and you because if my wife and I separate I don't give a shit about the next guy she wants to bang.
Lol, it's not that I would care about the specific woman. I just know I would hate to be in that position. And I think I would still care about the man I had been with (unless things got really ugly for some reason). If he wanted to have more kids, I would feel bad that he couldn't.
Apr 3, 2013 3:27pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Apr 3, 2013 3:27 PM
dlazz;1419160 wrote:No woman would ever fall in love with me because I have a cat, drive a Hyundai, and I'm boring.
The biggest upside would be blowing internal loads and the woman doesn't know you're impotent and then you can laugh as she freaks out over getting pregnant.
Apr 3, 2013 3:27pm
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Curly J

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Apr 3, 2013 3:42 PM
dlazz;1419160 wrote:No woman would ever fall in love with me because I have a cat, drive a Hyundai, and I'm boring.

I know what you mean dlazz. I only drink Craft Beer because I have an average life and it makes me feel better about myself.

As for getting snipped, I was scheduled to back in 2005. We ended up having to go out to Colorado for a family emergency during the time the procedure was scheduled. Never went back because I changed jobs and didn't want to take any time of since it was limited. A few years later The Wife got fixed.
Apr 3, 2013 3:42pm
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Devils Advocate

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Apr 3, 2013 3:47 PM
I read an article a couple years ago about some dude that got his nuts clipped and was shocked how his wife got knocked up...


That must of been one really dirty toilt seat.
Apr 3, 2013 3:47pm
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HitsRus

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Apr 3, 2013 7:15 PM
^^^This.... it is a good idea that he not reproduce.
Apr 3, 2013 7:15pm
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believer

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Apr 3, 2013 7:35 PM
I had a vasectomy 10 years ago. It really was no big deal. The most uncomfortable part is going back to the doctor's office 3 weeks later so a nurse can hand you a cup to jizz into so they can test to see if there are still live critters floating around. They even offer "reading" material to help get you in the mood. :thumbup:
Apr 3, 2013 7:35pm
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OSH

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Apr 4, 2013 12:35 AM
http://vasectomyreversal.net/
Apr 4, 2013 12:35am
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Belly35

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Apr 4, 2013 5:42 AM
After three kids I had it done. In in the morning, out by noon, rested for two days ... took it eazy for a week
.. check up three weeks later ...
Apr 4, 2013 5:42am
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Wally

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Apr 4, 2013 5:51 AM
believer;1419244 wrote:I had a vasectomy 10 years ago. It really was no big deal. The most uncomfortable part is going back to the doctor's office 3 weeks later so a nurse can hand you a cup to jizz into so they can test to see if there are still live critters floating around. They even offer "reading" material to help get you in the mood. :thumbup:
They let me do that at home. They never said anything about my wife's saliva in the sample.
Apr 4, 2013 5:51am
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ernest_t_bass

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Apr 4, 2013 8:14 AM
ernest_t_bass;1419163 wrote:dlazz, do you actually have sex with willing women?
still looking for an answer to this question.
Apr 4, 2013 8:14am
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Apr 4, 2013 11:24 AM
believer;1419244 wrote:I had a vasectomy 10 years ago. It really was no big deal. The most uncomfortable part is going back to the doctor's office 3 weeks later so a nurse can hand you a cup to jizz into so they can test to see if there are still live critters floating around. They even offer "reading" material to help get you in the mood. :thumbup:
I've had my swimmmers tested and I'm not sure I've ever been more embarrassed in my life than when I walked out of the bathroom into a room full of people with a cup of Jizz in my hand.
Apr 4, 2013 11:24am
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MontyBrunswick

Apr 4, 2013 11:59 AM
FatHobbit;1419587 wrote:I've had my swimmmers tested and I'm not sure I've ever been more embarrassed in my life than when I walked out of the bathroom into a room full of people with a cup of Jizz in my hand.

That's a normal occurrence for me. Live a little
Apr 4, 2013 11:59am
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Apr 4, 2013 12:05 PM
So you are basing your vasectomy on the notion that no woman will ever fall in love with you? You must be one ugly, boring dude for that to happen. I mean fuck, even darby had someone wanting to fuck him.
Apr 4, 2013 12:05pm
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Apr 4, 2013 12:19 PM
I can see why most doctors would question a patient with 20 years left of prime baby making juices that wanted a semi-permanent birth control method.

Just because you don't want kids now because you're single, doesn't mean you won't when you're 35 and sick of your wife (assuming you find one).
Apr 4, 2013 12:19pm
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Apr 4, 2013 12:23 PM
Also vasectomy reversals are only 40-50% effective in their ability to restore natural baby making. This decreases the longer its been since the snip.


They can be higher when you use in-vitro, etc.
Apr 4, 2013 12:23pm
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Apr 4, 2013 12:30 PM
Just follow my lead.

Smoke yourself sterile. It's a lot more fun than having an operation.
Apr 4, 2013 12:30pm
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Apr 4, 2013 1:42 PM
Do it, it's your body and your choice. The idea that someone young doesn't know what he wants and will inevitably change his mind later is offensive.
Apr 4, 2013 1:42pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Apr 4, 2013 1:47 PM
ernest_t_bass;1419163 wrote:dlazz, do you actually have sex with willing women?
Still looking for an answer to this question^^^
Apr 4, 2013 1:47pm
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friendfromlowry

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Apr 4, 2013 1:49 PM
Why have surgery to prevent something that won't happen anyways because you don't have sex (or talk to women)
Apr 4, 2013 1:49pm
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Apr 4, 2013 1:52 PM
tk421;1419695 wrote:Do it, it's your body and your choice. The idea that someone young doesn't know what he wants and will inevitably change his mind later is offensive.
When you were young, did you think superheros and santa was real? Yes you did. Then you grew the fuck up and realized shit, that's not true. Your mind/viewpoints change as you get older. To think you have it all figured out at 25 is just as offensive.

Serious question, are you dlazz's cousin?
Apr 4, 2013 1:52pm
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MontyBrunswick

Apr 4, 2013 2:03 PM
chicago510;1419623 wrote: when you're 35 and sick of your wife (assuming you find one).
I have little to no desire to get married.
Apr 4, 2013 2:03pm
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MontyBrunswick

Apr 4, 2013 2:04 PM
ernest_t_bass;1419700 wrote:Still looking for an answer to this question^^^
Keep looking
Apr 4, 2013 2:04pm
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Apr 4, 2013 2:09 PM
Some of the threads around here are just nuts.
Apr 4, 2013 2:09pm