O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Apr 16, 2013 10:11pm
Good. Hope someone in the jail gives her herpes.Devils Advocate;1426916 wrote:Stubid bitch got popped or a DUI Saturday. They revoked her bond for assauting a police officer and set bail at 50 grand.
Pay attention to karma. It will kick you in the teeth.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Apr 17, 2013 11:13am
Probably could get away with the name that was thrown around on the show Rescue Me when it was discussed what to call a woman.dlazz;1421325 wrote:My official response would be "We aren't friends, we're family. And you're treating your family like ****. See you in court you stupid ****."
that's the c-word up there. i forgot this is pre-school or whatever.
Combination of **** and twat......a twunt.
lhslep134
Posts: 9,774
Apr 17, 2013 7:31pm
Just saw this thread, very happy with the actions you're taking DA
My only regret is that I don't have my bar license in Ohio yet or I'd fight this for you for free (I would have the other side pay attorney's fees). I'm in an estate planning class right now and this is an awesome example of how careful you need to be when wording your will, and the sh*tstorm that results even if you're careful.
My only regret is that I don't have my bar license in Ohio yet or I'd fight this for you for free (I would have the other side pay attorney's fees). I'm in an estate planning class right now and this is an awesome example of how careful you need to be when wording your will, and the sh*tstorm that results even if you're careful.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Apr 23, 2013 7:31am
Bitch pled out to "disorderly conduct" 10 days jail suspended and 100.00 fine
DUI is coming up Wednesday. She'll probable get a fine and time served.
DUI is coming up Wednesday. She'll probable get a fine and time served.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
May 21, 2013 1:39pm
Eviction day!!
I took the day off wark to move the bitch out. Called the Sherrif and He watched as I and a couple of buddies moved all of her stuff out. We piled it neatly in the front yard.
When I moved her stuff out of the bedroom, I found quite the assortment of dildoes and vibrators. I made sure to prominantly display them in front of all of her stuff in the front yard.
The Sheriff waited until it was empty and as I changed the locks on the house
I then gave her a courtesy call at her work to tell her all of her stuff was outside.
This will be an entertaining afternoon.
I took the day off wark to move the bitch out. Called the Sherrif and He watched as I and a couple of buddies moved all of her stuff out. We piled it neatly in the front yard.
When I moved her stuff out of the bedroom, I found quite the assortment of dildoes and vibrators. I made sure to prominantly display them in front of all of her stuff in the front yard.
The Sheriff waited until it was empty and as I changed the locks on the house
I then gave her a courtesy call at her work to tell her all of her stuff was outside.
This will be an entertaining afternoon.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
May 21, 2013 1:42pm
Fixed part of it for ya.Devils Advocate;1446070 wrote:Eviction day!!
I took the day off wark to move the bitch out. Called the Sherrif and He watched as I and a couple of buddies moved all of her stuff out. We piled it neatly in the front yard.
When I moved her stuff out of the bedroom, I found quite the assortment of dildoes and vibrators. I made sure discreetly steal them for use later
The Sheriff waited until it was empty and as I changed the locks on the house
I then gave her a courtesy call at her work to tell her all of her stuff was outside.
This will be an entertaining afternoon.
Did she know that she was getting evicted today?
On a serious note......You said ya had a cop there to watch. Is this something that the police are willing and usually do when there could be issues when someone is leaving?
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
May 21, 2013 1:58pm
awesome.Devils Advocate;1446070 wrote:Eviction day!!
I took the day off wark to move the bitch out. Called the Sherrif and He watched as I and a couple of buddies moved all of her stuff out. We piled it neatly in the front yard.
When I moved her stuff out of the bedroom, I found quite the assortment of dildoes and vibrators. I made sure to prominantly display them in front of all of her stuff in the front yard.
The Sheriff waited until it was empty and as I changed the locks on the house
I then gave her a courtesy call at her work to tell her all of her stuff was outside.
This will be an entertaining afternoon.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
May 21, 2013 2:16pm
It's mandatory in Ohio. The court assigns a baliff (usually a city cop or county sheriff) to supervise all eviction throw outs.thavoice;1446071 wrote:You said ya had a cop there to watch. Is this something that the police are willing and usually do when there could be issues when someone is leaving?
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MontyBrunswick
May 21, 2013 2:33pm
Should do a Google Hangout so we could watch
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
May 21, 2013 2:36pm
dlazz;1446112 wrote:Should do a Google Hangout so we could watch
Please.
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
May 21, 2013 4:39pm
All she will need for a night in a hotel is a change of clothes and her dildos.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
May 21, 2013 9:20pm
Whoops!
Somebody called the salvation army and said there was a pick up at her address.
Bummer.
Somebody called the salvation army and said there was a pick up at her address.
Bummer.
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MontyBrunswick
May 21, 2013 10:09pm
Devils Advocate;1446271 wrote:Whoops!
Somebody called the salvation army and said there was a pick up at her address.
Bummer.
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
May 21, 2013 11:03pm
whooo reps. fuck c.untsDevils Advocate;1446271 wrote:Whoops!
Somebody called the salvation army and said there was a pick up at her address.
Bummer.
fish82
Posts: 4,111
May 22, 2013 11:17am
Farking awesome!Devils Advocate;1446271 wrote:Whoops!
Somebody called the salvation army and said there was a pick up at her address.
Bummer.
Let us know if they take the dildos. :laugh:
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
May 22, 2013 11:31am
I'm rooting for the bitch.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
May 22, 2013 11:34am
You just want her dildo'sTiernan;1446528 wrote:I'm rooting for the bitch.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 22, 2013 12:36pm
Totally awesome shit!Devils Advocate;1446271 wrote:Whoops!
Somebody called the salvation army and said there was a pick up at her address.
Bummer.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
May 22, 2013 3:26pm
Well yeahhh...who wouldn't?thavoice;1446530 wrote:You just want her dildo's
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
May 22, 2013 5:01pm
Event update:
Most everything is gone besides a 15 year ols VCR, a rotary 19"television, some asst clothes, and 2 well used dildoes.
Somebody threw a brick through the front window and tried ( unsuccsessfully) to kick in the front door.
one of the neighbors got a plate # and called the police.
Most everything is gone besides a 15 year ols VCR, a rotary 19"television, some asst clothes, and 2 well used dildoes.
Somebody threw a brick through the front window and tried ( unsuccsessfully) to kick in the front door.
one of the neighbors got a plate # and called the police.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
May 22, 2013 5:04pm
Question: What is the proper plural for dildo?
Dildoes, dildie or if it is 20" long a dildon't?
Dildoes, dildie or if it is 20" long a dildon't?
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
May 22, 2013 6:50pm
yesDevils Advocate;1446783 wrote:Question: What is the proper plural for dildo?
Dildoes, dildie or if it is 20" long a dildon't?
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steubbigred
Posts: 1,392
May 23, 2013 12:24am
hahahahahahahahahahaha WTF!!!! This is a Lifetime afternoon TV movie mixed in with Adult swim. Is DA a script writer?
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
May 23, 2013 11:16am
They shoulda thrown the dildi, the plural of dildo, through the window.Devils Advocate;1446779 wrote:Event update:
Most everything is gone besides a 15 year ols VCR, a rotary 19"television, some asst clothes, and 2 well used dildoes.
Somebody threw a brick through the front window and tried ( unsuccsessfully) to kick in the front door.
one of the neighbors got a plate # and called the police.
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
May 23, 2013 5:23pm
Ender Wiggin writes the scripts around here.steubbigred;1446980 wrote:hahahahahahahahahahaha WTF!!!! This is a Lifetime afternoon TV movie mixed in with Adult swim. Is DA a script writer?