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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Mar 21, 2013 10:33am
Really? You couldn't tell the difference between a 12 year old and a man?
http://deadspin.com/former-titans-cheerleader-charged-with-sexually-assault-457902700?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
http://deadspin.com/former-titans-cheerleader-charged-with-sexually-assault-457902700?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Mar 21, 2013 10:38am
I was able to man up at 12 ... :laugh:
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Mar 21, 2013 10:38am
"mommy, mommy, mommy, this hot women is trying to blow me. Please stop her".
-Quote from no straight male.
-Quote from no straight male.
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MontyBrunswick
Mar 21, 2013 10:39am
BR1986FB;1410788 wrote:You couldn't tell the difference between a 12 year old and a man?
Honest mistake

sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Mar 21, 2013 10:47am
Nice.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Mar 21, 2013 10:51am
...and about 15 years later the kid grows up to be an avid runner, gym teacher and a member of the OC......

FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Mar 21, 2013 10:51am
I literally LOL'd at my desk.thavoice;1410805 wrote:...and about 15 years later the kid grows up to be an avid runner, gym teacher and a member of the OC......
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Mar 21, 2013 11:10am
Wow, look at the difference between the air-brushed glamour shot and the mug shot. I know mugshots are bad, but you wouldn't otherwise even suggest those two pics were of the same woman.

ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Mar 21, 2013 11:23am
Oh hai, here's gut.gut;1410817 wrote:Wow, look at the difference between the air-brushed glamour shot and the mug shot. I know mugshots are bad, but you wouldn't otherwise even suggest those two pics were of the same woman.

justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 21, 2013 11:25am
Insinuating a 12 year old kid is gay because he was freaked out by a drunk woman trying to blow him. I don't even...thavoice;1410793 wrote:"mommy, mommy, mommy, this hot women is trying to blow me. Please stop her".
-Quote from no straight male.

DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Mar 21, 2013 11:25am
LOLthavoice;1410805 wrote:...and about 15 years later the kid grows up to be an avid runner, gym teacher and a member of the OC......
...gut;1410817 wrote:Wow, look at the difference between the air-brushed glamour shot and the mug shot. I know mugshots are bad, but you wouldn't otherwise even suggest those two pics were of the same woman.
Please post a pic of your wife or stfu.

Fly4Fun
Posts: 7,730
Mar 21, 2013 11:26am
What is up with ex-NFL cheerleaders and underage boys?
First the Bengals Cheerleader, now this...
These are troubling times for the young males of America.
But seriously, she has the worst excuse ever.
First the Bengals Cheerleader, now this...
These are troubling times for the young males of America.
But seriously, she has the worst excuse ever.

ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Mar 21, 2013 11:26am
Is this a finish the sentence?justincredible;1410827 wrote:Insinuating a 12 year old kid is gay because he was freaked out by a drunk woman trying to blow him. I don't even...
"I don't even..." really like women.

GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Mar 21, 2013 11:26am
gut;1410817 wrote:Wow, look at the difference between the air-brushed glamour shot and the mug shot. I know mugshots are bad, but you wouldn't otherwise even suggest those two pics were of the same woman.
5 years can play hell on a woman.

ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Mar 21, 2013 11:28am
The Bengals cheerleader? Nigga, please. That is no where NEAR the ball park of a 12 year old boy.Fly4Fun;1410829 wrote:What is up with ex-NFL cheerleaders and underage boys?
First the Bengals Cheerleader, now this...
These are troubling times for the young males of America.
But seriously, she has the worst excuse ever.
16 = So. - Jr. in HS
12 = 6th - 7th grader

DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Mar 21, 2013 11:30am
Please give a detailed psychological insight using big words to make you sound smart.Fly4Fun;1410829 wrote:What is up with ex-NFL cheerleaders and underage boys?
First the Bengals Cheerleader, now this...
These are troubling times for the young males of America.
But seriously, she has the worst excuse ever.

justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 21, 2013 11:31am
No.ernest_t_bass;1410830 wrote:Is this a finish the sentence?
"I don't even..." really like women.

ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Mar 21, 2013 11:33am
justincredible;1410835 wrote:No.

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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Mar 21, 2013 11:34am
Ok Ok Ok.
Since Justin is offended by it I guess the quote can be changed to:
"mommy mommy mommy. This woman tried to blow me.. I told her no because I didnt want to cheat on you".
--Quote from Norman Bates.
Better?
Since Justin is offended by it I guess the quote can be changed to:
"mommy mommy mommy. This woman tried to blow me.. I told her no because I didnt want to cheat on you".
--Quote from Norman Bates.
Better?

justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 21, 2013 11:39am
I didn't realize I was offended. Thanks for clearing that up for me.thavoice;1410839 wrote:Ok Ok Ok.
Since Justin is offended by it I guess the quote can be changed to:
"mommy mommy mommy. This woman tried to blow me.. I told her no because I didnt want to cheat on you".
Better?

Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Mar 21, 2013 11:40am
In the scheme of things, given a choice between getting molested by a 42 year onl skanky cheerleader and a catholic priest.......
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Mar 21, 2013 11:40am
You are welcome.justincredible;1410845 wrote:I didn't realize I was offended. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Mar 21, 2013 11:41am
justincredible;1410845 wrote:I didn't realize I was offended. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

IggyPride00
Posts: 6,482
Mar 21, 2013 11:57am
This kid is going to hate himself in another year or when he realizes (must be a late bloomer that it hasn't kicked in already) girls aren't "Icky". That was a once in a lifetime shot for him most likely, and not only did he turn it down but he ratted her out to his mom.
I remember being in school at that age, and heaven help that kid if his friends find out he was the one who turned this woman down and then had his mom call the police.
His life will be unlivable as kids will tease him from now until the end of kingdom come. That is not an exagerration either.
Either way the parents better start saving up for therapy because he will be a regular on some shrink's couch.
I remember being in school at that age, and heaven help that kid if his friends find out he was the one who turned this woman down and then had his mom call the police.
His life will be unlivable as kids will tease him from now until the end of kingdom come. That is not an exagerration either.
Either way the parents better start saving up for therapy because he will be a regular on some shrink's couch.

Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Mar 21, 2013 12:12pm
its a fucking 12 yr old kid. typical responses I would expect from the OC, though. I dont even know if I'd bang her, she looks like a crackwhore in her mugshot.