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Pick6

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Mar 14, 2013 1:39 AM
pmoney25;1405349 wrote:Mostly true except mine is 12 inch so I guess I'm bringing the average down.
Its alright. My 16 inch makes up for it. Wrapping my peen around my leg everyday does get a bit annoying, though.
Mar 13, 2013 9:39pm
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believer

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Mar 14, 2013 9:25 AM
fan_from_texas;1405007 wrote:Then wake up 3 or 4 times in the night with kiddos
haha enjoy! :D
Mar 14, 2013 5:25am
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believer

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Mar 14, 2013 9:29 AM
O-Trap;1405244 wrote:Average OC poster's life:

4:00am - Get up, because hard asses can get up really early.
4:10am - Power shit, because the men on here are the manliest of men (except MTP)
4:15am - Lift weights: 385 lbs on the bench. 535 lbs on squat. 800 lbs for a dead lift. 18,000 lbs. on leg press.
5:00am - Eat breakfast ... bacon ... because we love bacon so much we masturbate with bacon grease.
5:30am - Washes Adonis-like body, because we all know everyone here is ripped and 6'5".
6:00am - We get dressed very particularly, because if you don't tie your tie with the right knot, well then you can just GFY.
6:30am - Head to our $850,000-a-year salary job.
7:00am - Be a boss of completely incompetent people all day, but it's cool, because you're there, so the company won't go under.
5:00pm - Leave work in the used Mercedes (because new cars are for suckers and poor people).
5:30pm - Get home and take another shit.
6:00pm - Eat a damn sammich that a naked, hot significant other brings us.
6:30pm - Use the average 14-inch dick on said significant other for 2 hours.
8:30pm - Get on here and tell people to GFY because you have a 14-inch dick, leg press a small house, make a ton of money, and have sex with beautiful people.
11:30pm - Go to bed, because awesome people need rest from all the awesomeness.
I have to admit I got a good chuckle out of it! :D
Mar 14, 2013 5:29am
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
Mar 14, 2013 10:32 AM
Sonofanump;1405151 wrote:I get up at 7, yeah, and I go to work at 9.
I got no time for living, yes, I'm workin' all the time.

I guess they call you the Working Man.

My day is different everyday. No set time to go to sleep or wake as long as I'm at work by 9:30. Leave work between 6:00 and 6:30ish. Except on Thursdays then I'll leave earlier for a cigar tasting.

Go home feed the Creatures. Grab a beer then eat. Grab another beer. Repeat the beers until I pass out.;)
Mar 14, 2013 6:32am
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FatHobbit

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Mar 14, 2013 8:35 PM
mcburg93;1405263 wrote:Would rep but have to spread some around first.
This
Mar 14, 2013 4:35pm
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thePITman

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Mar 14, 2013 8:35 PM
Up around 7:00 AM.
Breakfast.
Shower.
Leave for work between 7:40 and 8:00 AM.
Work until somewhere between 5:00 and 5:30 PM.
Do whatever in the evening - sports, personal computer projects, play w/ puppy, etc.
Mar 14, 2013 4:35pm
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Tiernan

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Mar 14, 2013 8:45 PM
Its actually a challenge to be me...only a very select few would have the intellectual fortitude to deal with the extremely complex issues I knock out of the park everyday like I'm breathing.
Mar 14, 2013 4:45pm
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O-Trap

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14,994 posts
Mar 14, 2013 8:48 PM
Tiernan;1405810 wrote:... like I'm breathing.
Into the breathalyzer?
Mar 14, 2013 4:48pm