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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Dec 23, 2009 2:09 AM
y u always tryna rain on a brothas parade?
Dec 23, 2009 2:09am
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gorocks99

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Dec 23, 2009 9:08 AM
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thedynasty1998

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Dec 23, 2009 9:20 AM
Glad you are able to boost your confidence.
Dec 23, 2009 9:20am
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MontyBrunswick

Dec 23, 2009 9:24 AM
I swear you just sit at home and think of ideas for a thread.
Dec 23, 2009 9:24am
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cbus4life

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Dec 23, 2009 9:24 AM
Cool story.
Dec 23, 2009 9:24am
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Tiernan

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Dec 23, 2009 9:24 AM
If she's in HR could be a set-up. First time you make a move she's screaming "Sexual Harrassment" and your ass is gone...or so I've heard.
Dec 23, 2009 9:24am
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Hammerin'Hank

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Dec 23, 2009 9:49 AM
Take it for what it appears...Merry Christmas!
Dec 23, 2009 9:49am
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darbypitcher22

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Dec 23, 2009 9:59 AM
I'm going with she wants it after taking all of the above evidence into account...

but she's only average, apparently. Zwick is a legend.

Legends don't settle for average.

Don't hit it.
Dec 23, 2009 9:59am
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Nate

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Dec 23, 2009 10:08 AM
Maybe she knows you aren't getting the job and wants to date you. LOL.
Dec 23, 2009 10:08am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Dec 23, 2009 10:10 AM
Keebler wrote: Maybe she knows you aren't getting the job and wants to date you. LOL.
I should prolly ask her that, first thing.
Dec 23, 2009 10:10am
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darbypitcher22

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Dec 23, 2009 10:14 AM
that might not be a bad thing to hit her with
Dec 23, 2009 10:14am
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SportsAndLady

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Dec 23, 2009 10:20 AM
hey darby and zwick--why don't you two get together some time.......and suck each other's dicks?
Dec 23, 2009 10:20am
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Nate

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Dec 23, 2009 10:28 AM
I don't think that post was really necessary.
Dec 23, 2009 10:28am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Dec 23, 2009 10:28 AM
SportsAndLady wrote: hey darby and zwick--why don't you two get together some time.......and suck each other's dicks?
All you do is talk about sucking dicks.. now I know ur a self-proclaimed homo.. but tone it down a lil bit.
Dec 23, 2009 10:28am
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Nate

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Dec 23, 2009 10:29 AM
I think the Lady in his username is actually Rupaul.
Dec 23, 2009 10:29am
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Dec 23, 2009 10:30 AM
It fascinates me as to how much Zwick enjoys putting on this Ladies man facade for the entire site.

Like, we get it Zwick. This is your internet act and you're probably cool in RL, but Dear God---get some fucking new material man.

Zwick posts about:

-Random Chick That Wants Him
-Random Song Lyrics
-His bitch little fag dog (which he damn near got clowned off the site for).

SMH. SMH.

And Darby, dear God. I've never seen somebody try to suck dick harder in my life. You're idolizing an internet poser. I don't even know where to begin.

The things that are going on in your guys' subconscious would fascinate Freud and horrify the rest of us.

SMH across this thread.
Dec 23, 2009 10:30am
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v_falcons

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Dec 23, 2009 10:32 AM
IS it Friday yet? ; )
Dec 23, 2009 10:32am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Dec 23, 2009 10:33 AM
Sage wrote:
Like, we get it Zwick.
Like, really Scoob?

Dec 23, 2009 10:33am
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GoPens

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Dec 23, 2009 10:40 AM
You know what they say...those that have to "brag" about it aren't getting it.
Dec 23, 2009 10:40am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Dec 23, 2009 10:44 AM
Who are "they"?
Dec 23, 2009 10:44am
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Sage

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Dec 23, 2009 10:45 AM
No doubt. He's an engineer living his pussy filled fantasies through an internet persona, lmao.

He's been doing it for so long that it makes you wonder what deep seated childhood issues are at work here.

He probably got clowned on in high school and no bitches would touch his nerdy little ass...and now that he's an engineer making like, 85000, a year, and actually having sex, he's created an internet persona for the guy hes---deep down---always wanted to be.

Its comical really.
Dec 23, 2009 10:45am
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v_falcons

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Dec 23, 2009 10:49 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:
Sage wrote:
Like, we get it Zwick.
Like, really Scoob?

LMFAO!
Dec 23, 2009 10:49am
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GoPens

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Dec 23, 2009 10:50 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: Who are "they"?
Those that feel sorry for you.
Dec 23, 2009 10:50am
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The Equalizer

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Dec 23, 2009 10:52 AM
Zwick, you ought to make this your av.

Dec 23, 2009 10:52am