This is not a thread to hear how you hate Valentine's Day and it's stupid and blah blah blah. My husband has everything he needs and wants. But I want to buy him something and have no idea. Nothing big. 50 -100 bucks. Go....

A framed photo of Cletus.

Does he have any hobbies or interests? I would get him something he can do. Like, if he is a golfer, get him a gift card to a nice golf course in your area. For $100 you can find a pretty decent course. Or maybe two tickets to a Reds/ Indians/ Clippers game for the two of you.

Sonofanump;1387150 wrote:A framed photo of Cletus.

Lol. He already got framed pics of Clet for his bday last year. (Done thanks to Martyirish's daughter!)

Tix are a good idea. Never thought of that.

Not quite sure if VD is a good gift to give him...

like_that;1387160 wrote:Not quite sure if VD is a good gift to give him...

I thought the same when reading the title.

The gift that keeps on giving....

Syphilis

Ammo ... the best bang for the buck

My husband has everything he needs and wants. But I want to buy him something and have no idea

You girls really have it easy. Just get the gift that every man wants.....and that'd be his wife in a sexy outfit from Victoria Secret (or better yet... nothing at all). Bottle of wine optional.

HitsRus;1387179 wrote:You girls really have it easy. Just get the gift that every man wants.....and that'd be his wife in a sexy outfit from Victoria Secret (or better yet... nothing at all). Bottle of wine optional.

/thread.

HitsRus;1387179 wrote:You girls really have it easy. Just get the gift that every man wants.....and that'd be his wife in a sexy outfit from Victoria Secret (or better yet... nothing at all). Bottle of wine optional.

That only works between the age of 28 and 45 or for the guy 45 someone that is 28 :laugh:

HitsRus;1387179 wrote:You girls really have it easy. Just get the gift that every man wants.....and that'd be his wife in a sexy outfit from Victoria Secret (or better yet... nothing at all). Bottle of wine optional.

Yeah, but I feel that's the easy way out. Plus, that means I'd have to have sex. (LOL!! j/k)

Idk if he if would be into it but what about a Couples Massage(win for you as well) and then you can give him a happy ending afterwards.

like_that;1387160 wrote:Not quite sure if VD is a good gift to give him...

Soon as I saw the title, I thought, "Oh, this has Hall of Fame potential written all over it."

Sex. The kind that will make him not want to, but have to call off Friday. Then make him a sandwich and leave him alone for the rest of the night. Sex and silence, a man's dream.

like_that;1387160 wrote:Not quite sure if VD is a good gift to give him...

Didn't see this post....immediate thought of mine as well.

bwcomet89;1387217 wrote:Sex. The kind that will make him not want to, but have to call off Friday. Then make him a sandwich and leave him alone for the rest of the night. Sex and silence, a man's dream.

OMG!!! A sandwich!!! I didn't even think of that one. I will make him the best sandwich he ever had. Something with bacon?

HitsRus;1387179 wrote:You girls really have it easy. Just get the gift that every man wants.....and that'd be his wife in a sexy outfit from Victoria Secret (or better yet... nothing at all). Bottle of wine optional.

reps.

power i;1387226 wrote:OMG!!! A sandwich!!! I didn't even think of that one. I will make him the best sandwich he ever had. Something with bacon?

A lot of meat, bacon included. Whatever bread you use, make it buttered and toasted. At least two different kinds of cheese, and don't skimp. No lettuce or tomato. Whatever condiments he wants.

^^^^That would be a good gift for your wife and the sore throat you gave her

I recommend genital warts. Hope this helps.

HitsRus;1387264 wrote:^^^^That would be a good gift for your wife and the sore throat you gave her

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