SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Feb 12, 2013 8:15am
Honestly I'd be happy if every Valentine's Day my wife would just book us a hotel room for a weekend in Columbus or Cincinnati and we'd just get away, as a gift. Take me out to dinner....no kids, just relaxation.
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Gblock
Feb 12, 2013 8:18am
take him out to dinner and give him road head on the way home and call it a night
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Feb 12, 2013 8:20am
Is that what you gave your boyfriend for his last Valentine's Day?Gblock;1387353 wrote:take him out to dinner and give him road head on the way home and call it a night
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Feb 12, 2013 8:28am
No sex?SnotBubbles;1387350 wrote:Honestly I'd be happy if every Valentine's Day my wife would just book us a hotel room for a weekend in Columbus or Cincinnati and we'd just get away, as a gift. Take me out to dinner....no kids, just relaxation.
Fly4Fun
Posts: 7,730
Feb 12, 2013 8:28am
This, followed by...HitsRus;1387179 wrote:You girls really have it easy. Just get the gift that every man wants.....and that'd be his wife in a sexy outfit from Victoria Secret (or better yet... nothing at all). Bottle of wine optional.
this.O-Trap;1387233 wrote:A lot of meat, bacon included. Whatever bread you use, make it buttered and toasted. At least two different kinds of cheese, and don't skimp. No lettuce or tomato. Whatever condiments he wants.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Feb 12, 2013 8:37am
We have a celibacy pact.like_that;1387360 wrote:No sex?
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Gblock
Feb 12, 2013 8:49am
epic failSnotBubbles;1387355 wrote:Is that what you gave your boyfriend for his last Valentine's Day?
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Feb 12, 2013 9:25am
Like Jodi Arias?SnotBubbles;1387364 wrote:We have a celibacy pact.
OSH
Posts: 4,145
Feb 12, 2013 10:10am
My wife signed us up for a couple's massage. I'm looking forward to that one.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Feb 12, 2013 10:13am
He's apparently reading the MTRULZ BOOK OF EPIC COMEBACKS and actually thinks it contains useful material.Gblock;1387375 wrote:epic fail
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Gblock
Feb 12, 2013 10:17am
the thing is i wasnt even talking to him...i only replied to the OP question about what she should get her SO for valentines..Heretic;1387449 wrote:He's apparently reading the MTRULZ BOOK OF EPIC COMEBACKS and actually thinks it contains useful material.
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Feb 12, 2013 10:19am
...power I, if you want give him the best Valentines Day gift he'll ever get, you two hook up with another woman for a 3-way and he'll love you for every and ever!
+ make him a bacon sandwich!
+ make him a bacon sandwich!
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Feb 12, 2013 11:44am
Until you get the gay guy as your massage therapist and asks if ya want a happy ending......OSH;1387448 wrote:My wife signed us up for a couple's massage. I'm looking forward to that one.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Feb 12, 2013 11:46am
I was just teasing Gblock. Chillz bro.Gblock;1387454 wrote:the thing is i wasnt even talking to him...i only replied to the OP question about what she should get her SO for valentines..
I have the teasing mental ability of a 3rd grader.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Feb 12, 2013 12:02pm
Which ties in with you using the MTRULZ BOOK OF EPIC COMEBACKS. As even most third graders would be ashamed to use his lines.SnotBubbles;1387553 wrote:I was just teasing Gblock. Chillz bro.
I have the teasing mental ability of a 3rd grader.
Crimson and Gray Hair
Posts: 384
Feb 12, 2013 1:14pm
I don't know about that!Belly35;1387182 wrote:That only works between the age of 28 and 45 or for the guy 45 someone that is 28 :laugh:
I'm almost as old as you and I still enjoy it when my wife gives me...
...a bottle of wine.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Feb 12, 2013 1:16pm
Your mom is ashamed to use his WIENER!Heretic;1387572 wrote:Which ties in with you using the MTRULZ BOOK OF EPIC COMEBACKS. As even most third graders would be ashamed to use his lines.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Feb 12, 2013 1:22pm
You didn't just read the book, did you? You wrote it! And that means....YOU ARE MTRULZ!!!!!SnotBubbles;1387641 wrote:Your mom is ashamed to use his WIENER!
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Gblock
Feb 12, 2013 1:24pm
or just get some viagra/cialis/etc..Crimson and Gray Hair;1387639 wrote:I don't know about that!
I'm almost as old as you and I still enjoy it when my wife gives me...
...a bottle of wine.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Feb 12, 2013 4:03pm
Surest form of birth control for married couples not interested in having kids.SnotBubbles;1387364 wrote:We have a celibacy pact.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Feb 12, 2013 4:14pm
Give it as cash in all $1's and allow him to go to the strip club.
(edit) even better- go with him.
(edit) even better- go with him.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Feb 12, 2013 4:18pm
Crimson and Gray Hair;1387639 wrote:I don't know about that!
I'm almost as old as you and I still enjoy it when my wife gives me...
...a bottle of wine.
Agree a bottle of wine after sex is alway good ..... 24 bottles a month is a costly
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Feb 12, 2013 4:20pm
not for a mofo like you who throws quarters in urinals.Belly35;1387819 wrote:Agree a bottle of wine after sex is alway good ..... 24 bottles a month is a costly
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Feb 12, 2013 4:36pm
In all seriousness, I just ask for a quality beer and a nooner every year. I'm betting he'd be happy with that.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Feb 12, 2013 4:57pm
