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Feb 12, 2013 5:01 PM
O-Trap;1387833 wrote:In all seriousness, I just ask for a quality beer and a nooner, then to leave me the hell alone for rest of the day every year. I'm betting he'd be happy with that.
This.
Feb 12, 2013 5:01pm
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Feb 12, 2013 5:17 PM
Friend sent this to me, and I lol'd.

[h=5]Clyde Singleton

[/h][h=5]i bet all yall single females wont be singing that Beyonce "for the single ladies" when you see ya girlfriends with a big ass bouquet, some delicious chocolates and a nice dinner for the hat trick Thursday..

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Feb 12, 2013 5:17pm
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Feb 12, 2013 7:07 PM
Commander of Awesome;1387861 wrote:Friend sent this to me, and I lol'd.

Clyde Singleton



i bet all yall single females wont be singing that Beyonce "for the single ladies" when you see ya girlfriends with a big ass bouquet, some delicious chocolates and a nice dinner for the hat trick Thursday..


Haha that is awesome. I'd give you reps but I gotta spread them around a bit.
Feb 12, 2013 7:07pm
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Feb 12, 2013 11:40 PM
Polar Bear 73;1387151 wrote:Does he have any hobbies or interests? I would get him something he can do. Like, if he is a golfer, get him a gift card to a nice golf course in your area. For $100 you can find a pretty decent course. Or maybe two tickets to a Reds/ Indians/ Clippers game for the two of you.
clippers? What the hell kind of minor league team has 50 dollar seats. They better have you in the dugout for that price. Just have sex and buy a sports shirt or hat. My gf figured that out
Feb 12, 2013 11:40pm
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Feb 13, 2013 12:56 PM
Where did I (or anyone) say that Clipper tickets were $50. She said she was looking for something in the $50-$100 range. Two tickets, parking, a couple of beers, dogs, programs, etc... you are easily in that range. I included those 3 teams because it covers the 3 major areas of the state and I am not sure where she lives. Actually you would more likely be more in that price range with the Clippers than with the Reds or Indians.
Feb 13, 2013 12:56pm
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Feb 14, 2013 8:18 AM
Some really great ideas, guys. :cry: I got him a Cincy shirt from Homage and the Blazing Saddles DVD to replace the one he wore out. And I even put on my pink jammies. (We had to celebrate last night cuz he's at the fire station today.) I got 3 Pandora charms for my bracelet and a pizza. We had a very nice night. :D
Feb 14, 2013 8:18am
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Feb 14, 2013 11:13 AM
power i;1388955 wrote:Some really great ideas, guys. :cry: I got him a Cincy shirt from Homage and the Blazing Saddles DVD to replace the one he wore out. And I even put on my pink jammies. (We had to celebrate last night cuz he's at the fire station today.) I got 3 Pandora charms for my bracelet and a pizza. We had a very nice night. :D
...Sounds nice powerI, glad you guys got a chance to enjoy each others company.
Feb 14, 2013 11:13am
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Feb 14, 2013 11:48 AM
I think you should have bought this instead

Feb 14, 2013 11:48am
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Feb 14, 2013 12:13 PM
My wife got me a bunch of good beer, best gift ever. Or you could do him in the butt with that thing ^^^.
Feb 14, 2013 12:13pm
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Feb 14, 2013 12:15 PM
BORIStheCrusher;1389143 wrote:Or you could do him in the butt with that thing ^^^.
Or just let him PIIYB ... with his own equipment.
Feb 14, 2013 12:15pm