4cards;1375776 wrote:...How do Mexicans take a family portrait?
They all jam into the front seat and run a red light.
...An old guy says to the doctor, "Doc, I can't pee."
The doctor says, "How old are you?"
The guy says, "Ninety-six."
The doctor says, "You've peed enough."
...An drunk stumbles into a confessional. The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn't hear anything, so the priest bangs on the wall.
The drunk says, "Forget it, buddy. There's no paper in this one, either."
That Mexican joke was funny.
Thanks for your efforts everyone.....we are going on 7 1/2 off the life support, not a Dr or nurse here thought he'd last more than a couple minutes.
One amazing story, if you care to read. This 71 year old who has smoked for 55 years at 2 packs a day and has stage 4 cancer throughout most of his torso, along with skin cancer, pneumonia and a stomach aneurysm.....he was on life support in order to get family here and when his medicine needed changed every 2 hours for his blood pressure he would go from 100/60 to 38/30 in the 30 seconds to a minute to change and kick in.......pulled all tubes out and 7 1/2 hours later with nothing but pain medicine and his current BP is 98/58.
Thanks again, no more stories from me but I will keep looking for funny stuff if you post.