Coors (the banquet beer)

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Sonofanump
Jan 22, 2013 3:46pm
Sally Fields was once a little hottie. I think both Coors and Coors Light taste like piss. Discuss.

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Jan 22, 2013 3:48pm
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Jan 22, 2013 3:54pm
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Jan 22, 2013 4:09pm
I used to like it when I was a teenager and it first came to Ohio back in the 80's. Used to drink Coors Light when I was in the Military. The last time I had a Coors Light it tasted real weak, almost like water.
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Jan 22, 2013 5:09pm
Sonofanump;1372186 wrote:

F*cking under .50 cents a gallon.


I'm too stupid to realize what Sally Fields has to do with Coors. Please explain.
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Jan 22, 2013 5:40pm
said_aouita;1372240 wrote:F*cking under .50 cents a gallon.


I'm too stupid to realize what Sally Fields has to do with Coors. Please explain.
Have you never seen Smokey & The Bandit? :confused:

"Rich Texas wheeler-dealer Big Enos Burdette and his son, Little Enos, are trying to find a truck driver willing to haul Coors beer to Georgia for their refreshment. At the time, Coors was unavailable east of Texas. Local laws prevented it from being sold in many places because it was not pasteurized, therefore it has to be kept cold throughout transportation, thus the 28 hour timeline for the trip. Unauthorized transportation of Coors across state lines was considered "bootlegging". Truck drivers who had taken the bet previously had been discovered and arrested by "Smokey". At a local truck rodeo, the Texans locate legendary truck driver Bo "Bandit" Darville and offer him $80,000 to haul 400 cases of Coors beer from Texarkana, Texas to the "Southern Classic" in Georgia – in 28 hours, driving a total of 1,800 miles."
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Sonofanump
Jan 22, 2013 6:52pm
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Sonofanump
Jan 22, 2013 6:53pm
said_aouita;1372240 wrote:I'm too stupid to realize what Sally Fields has to do with Coors. Please explain.
Negs if I could.
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Jan 22, 2013 7:11pm
said_aouita;1372240 wrote:

I'm too stupid to realize what Sally Fields has to do with Coors. Please explain.
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Jan 22, 2013 7:49pm
said_aouita;1372240 wrote:F*cking under .50 cents a gallon.


I'm too stupid to realize what Sally Fields has to do with Coors. Please explain.

Jesus Christ turn in your damn man card now.

Also, anything that has Sam Elliot as their official voice gets 2 thumbs up from me
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Sonofanump
Jan 22, 2013 7:53pm
LJ;1372314 wrote: Also, anything that has Sam Elliot as their official voice gets 2 thumbs up from me
Sally Fields was a mighty handsome woman.
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Jan 22, 2013 8:05pm
Sonofanump;1372317 wrote:Sally Fields was a mighty handsome woman.
I believe you already established the Sally Field portion of the discussion in the first post.
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Sonofanump
Jan 22, 2013 8:13pm
LJ;1372319 wrote:I believe you already established the Sally Field portion of the discussion in the first post.
But I wanted to quote Sam Elliot in "The Quick and the Dead".
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Jan 22, 2013 8:19pm
GTFO with the Sally Field posts. This thread is about Coors.
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Jan 22, 2013 8:24pm
Curly J;1372334 wrote:GTFO with the Sally Field posts. This thread is about Coors.


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Sonofanump
Jan 22, 2013 9:19pm
Curly J;1372334 wrote:GTFO with the Sally Field posts. This thread is about Coors.
No way the bandit makes it in time with the Coors without her.
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Jan 22, 2013 9:24pm
Sonofanump;1372369 wrote:No way the Snowman makes it in time with the Coors without Fred.

FIFY.
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Sonofanump
Jan 22, 2013 9:44pm
Curly J;1372374 wrote:FIFY.
True!
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Jan 22, 2013 11:03pm
Give me strohs if I'm drinking a cheap beer
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Jan 22, 2013 11:21pm
sportchampps;1372432 wrote:Give me strohs if I'm drinking a cheap beer

GTFO with Strohs. This is a Coors thread. If you want to talk about Strohs then start another thread...or maybe Sonofanump will start one later.
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Sonofanump
Jan 22, 2013 11:29pm
Curly J;1372453 wrote:GTFO with Strohs. This is a Coors thread. If you want to talk about Strohs then start another thread...or maybe Sonofanump will start one later.
I have something in the plans.
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Jan 22, 2013 11:49pm
Coors Light is my go to beer.
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Jan 23, 2013 12:36am
Sonofanump;1372464 wrote:I have something in the plans.
I only hoped you would you genius you...but back to Coors. Best served COLD. Have to stay on topic.
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Jan 23, 2013 12:41am
Curly J;1372495 wrote:I only hoped you would you genius you...but back to Coors. Best served COLD. Have to stay on topic.
This thread is about Coors, discuss how its best served in another thread. /OC Mods
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Jan 23, 2013 12:53am
Commander of Awesome;1372496 wrote:This thread is about Coors, discuss how its best served in another thread. /OC Mods
What do you know about Coors. Go back to that 'Beer Snob' thread you came from and let us talk about Coors here !!!

Oh btw Reported !!!